No Hands On Deck!
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| - | [[Image:Build-a-deck.PNG|200px|thumb|"I' | + | [[Image:Build-a-deck.PNG|200px|thumb|"I'ma go build a deck!"]] |
Homestar decides to build a deck... with ''galvanized nails!'' | Homestar decides to build a deck... with ''galvanized nails!'' | ||
| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], {{Film|The King of Town | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, [[Cardboard Marzipan]], {{Film|The King of Town}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Bubs}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} |
'''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]] | '''Places:''' [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]], [[The King of Town's Castle]], [[The Stick]], [[Marzipan's House]] | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
| - | { | + | ''{The toon opens in Marshmallow's Last Stand with Homestar Runner sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan.}'' |
| - | '' | + | '''HOMESTAR (CARDBOARD MARZIPAN):''' And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's aweful? |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you. I'ma go build a deck. |
| - | + | ''{Homestar runs away from the table. He pops up from under the table to imitate Cardboard Marzipan}'' | |
| - | '' | + | '''HOMESTAR (CARDBOARD MARZIPAN):''' I gots to find me a new man. |
| - | + | ''{Cut to The King of Town eating something white in a bowl. Homestar pops up from under the table.}'' | |
| - | '' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey King of Town! (King of Town spits out a remote control) I'm gonna build a deck! |
| - | + | ''{Cut to The Cheat knitting in The Field. Homestar pops out from behind The Stick.}'' | |
| - | ''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out! |
| - | ''' | + | ''{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom-Pom is holding a camera and a boom mic is overhead.}'' |
| - | '' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I am the deckman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N! |
| - | + | ''{Cut to Strong Sad lying in bed. Homestar pops out from under the covers.}'' | |
| - | '' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh! Hi Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came. |
| - | ''' | + | ''{Homestar dissapears under the covers.}'' |
| - | '' | + | '''STRONG SAD:''' I have GOT to get my prescription changed! |
| - | + | ''{"The Local Newspapes" appears with headline "No Hands On Deck}'' | |
| - | ''' | + | ''{Cut to Homestar and Bubs in The Field. Homestar is wearing a tool belt and leaning against a stack of wood.}'' |
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| + | '''BUBS:''' Now what's all this about, Homestar? | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck. Using Galvanized Nails. That's right, that's right. I said I'm using galvanized nails. | ||
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| + | '''BUBS:''' Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit. We can chill out on it an drink melonade all summer long. | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, Melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately! Maybe we can eat some (Homestar's head turns into the older animation style) Marshmallows (Homestar's head turns back to normal) too! | ||
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| + | '''BUBS:''' And I like to dance! (beat plays and Bubs does a little dance) Well, I'll let you get back to work. I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade! | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Make it a seven-er | ||
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| + | '''BUBS:''' Aroo-got it! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to Coach Z's Locker Room.}'' | ||
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| + | '''COACH Z:''' Galvanized, you don't say? | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, it's pretty legit. I was thinking about writing a musical about it too. Maybe call it, "My Good Great Deck". I'll probably get (?) to star in it. | ||
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| + | '''COACH Z:''' What about me? I wanna be in your musical! I could be the orphan! (Coach Z changes hats and starts singing) Oh where is my mother, dee doo? | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a good one, Coach. A really...really...good one. Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon. | ||
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| + | ''{Homestar leaves}'' | ||
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| + | '''COACH Z:''' But what about my 4 Tony Awards? | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to Homestar sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan in Marshmallow's Last Stand}'' | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Kapedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better. Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say! | ||
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| + | '''CARDBOARD MARZIPAN:''' Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck? | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm gonna have to get back to you on that one... Peow! ... ahem... Let's try that again. Peow! (Homestar leaves) | ||
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| + | ''{Sequence illustrating Homestar building a deck}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to Bubs and Homestar standing on top of Bubs' Concession Stand}'' | ||
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| + | '''BUBS:''' Well, I'm impressed, Homestar. When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, cause you were building it. | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, me too! | ||
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| + | '''BUBS:''' But I think I could get used to this! | ||
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| + | ''{Looks out over The Field which is now completely covered in wood} | ||
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| + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's to Galvanized nails, and Cardboard Females! | ||
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| + | '''BUBS:''' I'll drink to that! | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
| + | ===Trivia=== | ||
| + | * The newspaper reads... | ||
| + | <blockquote> | ||
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| + | <big><big>The Local Newspapes | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | NO HANDS ON DECK!!</big><br /> | ||
| + | Area Man To Build Deck</big><br /> | ||
| + | FCUSA - The world waits with baited breath<br /> | ||
| + | as local ham n' egger Homestar Runner<br /> | ||
| + | prepares to break ground on a wooden<br /> | ||
| + | deck-like Structure of what can only be<br /> | ||
| + | described (by him) as 'deckic proportions.' | ||
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| + | The 'Deckeman?' | ||
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| + | <big>Strong Sad Unavailable<br /> | ||
| + | For Comment!</big><br /> | ||
| + | ''Last seen at local apothecary Bubs' Concession'' | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
*The title of the short refers to Homestar's [[Lack_of_Visible_Arms|lack of visible arms]]. | *The title of the short refers to Homestar's [[Lack_of_Visible_Arms|lack of visible arms]]. | ||
*The cardboard cutout rendering of Marzipan is from [[Happy Fireworks]]. | *The cardboard cutout rendering of Marzipan is from [[Happy Fireworks]]. | ||
| + | *The [[Periodicals|newspaper]] is called ''The Local Newspapes'', which is also the name of the newspaper in the [[Dangeresque]] series. | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
Revision as of 16:44, 14 August 2006
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Homestar decides to build a deck... with galvanized nails!
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Cardboard Marzipan, The King of Town, Pom Pom, Bubs, Coach Z, Strong Sad
Places: Marshmallow's Last Stand, The King of Town's Castle, The Stick, Marzipan's House
Date: August 14, 2006
Running Time: 3:07
Page title: Homestar Decker-Slaney!
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Transcript
{The toon opens in Marshmallow's Last Stand with Homestar Runner sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan.}
HOMESTAR (CARDBOARD MARZIPAN): And they feed the ducks through a tube. Don't you think that's aweful?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you. I'ma go build a deck.
{Homestar runs away from the table. He pops up from under the table to imitate Cardboard Marzipan}
HOMESTAR (CARDBOARD MARZIPAN): I gots to find me a new man.
{Cut to The King of Town eating something white in a bowl. Homestar pops up from under the table.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey King of Town! (King of Town spits out a remote control) I'm gonna build a deck!
{Cut to The Cheat knitting in The Field. Homestar pops out from behind The Stick.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Cheat, I'm deckin' it out!
{Cut to Homestar standing on Marzipan's couch. Pom-Pom is holding a camera and a boom mic is overhead.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I am the deckman! D-E-C-K-E-M-A-N!
{Cut to Strong Sad lying in bed. Homestar pops out from under the covers.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Hi Strong Sad... Um... Not sure how I got in here... I'll just... go back the way I came.
{Homestar dissapears under the covers.}
STRONG SAD: I have GOT to get my prescription changed!
{"The Local Newspapes" appears with headline "No Hands On Deck}
{Cut to Homestar and Bubs in The Field. Homestar is wearing a tool belt and leaning against a stack of wood.}
BUBS: Now what's all this about, Homestar?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What, you didn't know? Yeah, I'm building me a deck. Using Galvanized Nails. That's right, that's right. I said I'm using galvanized nails.
BUBS: Galvanized nails, eh? Sounds legit. We can chill out on it an drink melonade all summer long.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, Melonade! We haven't talked about that much lately! Maybe we can eat some (Homestar's head turns into the older animation style) Marshmallows (Homestar's head turns back to normal) too!
BUBS: And I like to dance! (beat plays and Bubs does a little dance) Well, I'll let you get back to work. I'll swing by later on with a sixer of Melonade!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Make it a seven-er
BUBS: Aroo-got it!
{Cut to Coach Z's Locker Room.}
COACH Z: Galvanized, you don't say?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, it's pretty legit. I was thinking about writing a musical about it too. Maybe call it, "My Good Great Deck". I'll probably get (?) to star in it.
COACH Z: What about me? I wanna be in your musical! I could be the orphan! (Coach Z changes hats and starts singing) Oh where is my mother, dee doo?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's a good one, Coach. A really...really...good one. Well, I better get back to work if I'm gonna build a deck in this cartoon.
{Homestar leaves}
COACH Z: But what about my 4 Tony Awards?
{Cut to Homestar sitting across from Cardboard Marzipan in Marshmallow's Last Stand}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Kapedia said vulcanized was the way to go. But I dang old knew better. Galvanized, galvanized, galvanized, that's what I always say!
CARDBOARD MARZIPAN: Homestar, are you using galvanized nails to hide the fact that you don't know how to build a deck?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm gonna have to get back to you on that one... Peow! ... ahem... Let's try that again. Peow! (Homestar leaves)
{Sequence illustrating Homestar building a deck}
{Cut to Bubs and Homestar standing on top of Bubs' Concession Stand}
BUBS: Well, I'm impressed, Homestar. When you said you were building a deck, I figured it would end up being something stupid and terrible. You know, cause you were building it.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah, me too!
BUBS: But I think I could get used to this!
{Looks out over The Field which is now completely covered in wood}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Here's to Galvanized nails, and Cardboard Females!
BUBS: I'll drink to that!
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The newspaper reads...
The Local Newspapes
NO HANDS ON DECK!!
Area Man To Build Deck
FCUSA - The world waits with baited breath
as local ham n' egger Homestar Runner
prepares to break ground on a wooden
deck-like Structure of what can only be
described (by him) as 'deckic proportions.'The 'Deckeman?'
Strong Sad Unavailable
For Comment!
Last seen at local apothecary Bubs' Concession
Inside References
- The title of the short refers to Homestar's lack of visible arms.
- The cardboard cutout rendering of Marzipan is from Happy Fireworks.
- The newspaper is called The Local Newspapes, which is also the name of the newspaper in the Dangeresque series.
