User:Darth Katana X

Darth Katana X

Hello, this is obviously Darth Katana X speaking, and before I say anything I would like you to know that the only reason I have this account is because of the excellent sysop and my first friend from Homestar Runner Wiki, It's dot com. Give it up for him!

I am, much like Strong Bad and The Brothers Chaps, a nerd as well as a head. I consider myself to be a video game aficionado, and I am also notably interested in literature, computers, the Internet, Japanese culture and art and various types of fantasy and fiction. On the other hand, I listen to hip-hop and rock music more than anything, I wear beanies and necklaces most every day, I use urban slang quite often and I hold every head's secret weapon, the Xbox controller.

In the past I have written reviews of somewhat poor quality for Amazon.com, which I have recently deleted. However, I plan to re-write the past reviews in a more professional manner sometime soon. I have also started much controversy among web sites such as TV.com and Wikipedia.

The design of this page, which is pure genius, was ripped off from It's dot com's talk page, the dope sysop I mentioned earlier who I'm not mad at for proposing that the guestbooks be removed.

But Why Darth Katana X?

Darth Katana X is a character of mine, of whom I plan to use for various fan fiction as well as role playing fics in the near future. He is a character based on those from the Star Wars movies, who is (as of now) fond of sword fighting and does so with a crossbreed of a Lightsaber and a Japanese Katana Sword. Currently, his only appearance, besides as my username, has been via TV.com, where he is the star of various blog entries, and answers the questions of readers. This concept was inspired by the Strong Bad Email series.

My Trivial Goals

I bwoke almost all of my resolutions, isn't that great? And I still haven't accomplished a bunch of my trivial goals. I dub this article, The Great Crap Heap.

• Write at least one article.
• Find more family friendly cartoons on the Internet. As of now, Homestar Runner is the only one I can watch whenever I want, whether my younger siblings are in the room or not - Fat Pie, Insult Master and Weebl & Bob don't fit the bill.
• Check out Red vs. Blue.
• Create a fake wiki for all the images I can't put on the wiki (not because they're inappropriate but because I don't have enough room) via Yahoo! GeoCities.

And more to come.

Stinkoman Pancake

"Hey! My birthday was last week! I don't see anyone making any Stinkoman shaped pancakes!" — Stinkoman

Not for long, Stinkoman! My pal, Blade and I are gon team up and make a life sized, Stinkoman shaped pancake and send it in to The Chaps soon as possible. So, get ready for one huge pancake, everybody! Oh, and by the way, don't steal our idea.

Nu Articles

These are some of the ideas for pages I've come up with. I advise you to tell me what you think of them on the talk page, via e-mail or wherever.

• Homestar Naked — The instance in which Homestar appears naked, with a censorship blur replacing his star shirt.
• The Cheat and Marzipan — The Cheat has a crush on Marzipan, which he expresses many times.

Trivial Accomplishments

Here are some things I've accomplished since I wrote the "My Trivial Goals" section. Boring, yeah, but I've seen other people do it - with more accomplishments than me...thus making it more interesting...with less puny text...I like pie.

• Finally wrote a remark regarding the two stars from Everybody to the Limit.
• Joined the recent changes patrol.
• Overused the name "Stinkoman" in that last section, does that count?
• "DJ Dumpy Dump" remark - write'd!

I've done more than just that, but these are some of the things I'd accomplished at the time. Since then, I've done much more, and I'm too lazy to name it all, so just check out my contributions - a page which is (as of now) cluttered by posts defending the guestbooks, but it's interesting anyway. Yeah.

The Grumblecake Rigamarole

Section coming soon.

If there's anything else regarding the wiki that you think I could improve on, send me your e-mail and I'll more than likely flip you off.

Cool Sites

Face it, you're obsessed with the Internet, it's the truth. Well, so am I.* And since we're both obsessed with the Internet, I might as well share some links with y'all. Anything I find on the World Wide Web that I think you guys would like I'll post here, unless it's too awesome - then I'll just keep it to myself. Also, sometimes, on occasion, if you're lucky, I'll post a link to a page of my own, exclusive to the wiki. If you're lucky, that is.

John Reuben - 01/02/06

Dear Darth Katana X,

How you doin'? I have three quick questions...

1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?

2. What's the best thing you've ever done?

3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?

Later,

Albin J. (from Maryland)

I'm doing real, real well, Albi. Believe it or not, I've got one answer for all three questions - this! Pumping beats, hilarity and inspiration all in one. When you're finished with that, I'm assuming you'll want more. Well, here's where to get it.

The Onion - 01/08/06

I haven't been there since last summer, but I thought you guys might want to check it out. It's just a bunch of fake stuff, but I can say that "people who like The Onion like Homestar" because all of my friends like 'em both and so do I. Just a warning, there's some pretty nasty stuff there. Well, here's where to get that.

Hydrous³ - 01/17/06

Here's some really awesome photography by Ethan Trewhitt. I don't know what more to say but that - I mean, this cat could make some serious moolah off this stuff. Oh, and be sure to check out the archive and see if you can find something familiar. Check it out, check it out, check it out.

Videogame Fandatabase - 1/19/06

All right, I know you're thinking that my schedule for posting links is officially unorganized now, but check this! Sure, it's under construction right now, but there's a whole slew of old pages to check out - which are so old they are new! Maybe you forgot! Totally awesome site, highly recommended, especially since I made it with my homies. If you find any errors on the site, have any questions or whatever, let me know on the talk page.

* As much as I'm obsessed with the Internet, sometimes I halfta rage against it.

The Guestbook

Per the discussion here my guestbook is no more. If you have one, please consider (at the very least) toning down your happiness and trying to make this site so boring that it's the exact opposite of Homestar Runner...

...NOT!

It's like, what part of "meet me at the guestbook" didn't you understand? At least my girlfriends are here to sign it - uh, they're climbing all over me. Say hello, ladies.

1. Hi! g2g!! ;)
2. What's up?? Darth Katana X roxors!! lmao! _^.^_
3. I'm way prettier than you. :P
4. ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. DKX is the shizzle. p's
5. — It's dot com 05:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC) I'll start the line for high fives over here.
6. Heimstern Läufer 05:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC) He da!
7. DorianGray 05:59, 30 December 2005 (UTC) You're not getting any fish cookies (or witty signing remarks) out of me.
8. Salty^Talk! 06:07, 30 December 2005 (UTC) A guestbook, perhaps...
9. Super Sam 07:23, 30 December 2005 (UTC) - Eat me, Bubsty!
10. — Lapper (talk) 07:34, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
11. ΨHomsarΨroksΨ Haldo'd!!!
12. --The 386 ^{My talk} 17:58, 30 December 2005 (UTC) "I BAKED YOU A CAKE!!!"
13. – The Chort 18:00, 30 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
14. ♥ _tee^eff_oh! 22:39, 30 December 2005 (UTC) CHEESYCHEESETHATISCHEESY
15. — DBK! 10:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC) I signed before Bubsty!
16. LePorello / T / C 13:28, 1 January 2006 (UTC) Yeah! So did I!
17. TheThingé 13:13, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Me too!
18. — _talk Bubsty _edits 23:51, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Thats because I was gone for a week and one day...
19. — Has Matt? (talk) 02:44, 3 January 2006 (UTC) Whoa. This user's really taking it to the house. (Set it and forget it!)
20. SparkPlug 05:25, 4 January 2006 (UTC) Meh.
21. Tampo (^T/C) 14:11,4 January (UTC)
22. — Kilroy / talk 02:56, 5 January 2006 (UTC)
23. TotalSpaceshipGirl3 11:48, 5 January 2006 (UTC) Doo doo doo.
24. Yeltensic 05:03, 12 January 2006 (UTC) Lol I see you mentioned the "controversy on Wikipedia".
25. Bluebry muffin 00:04, 15 January 2006 (UTC) If you'll believe me, you owe me $3 and two paperclips.
26. Darthvader66 06:43, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Nice name, yous.
27. It is I! DJM1791 ^{· (Sup | Stuff I Did!)} 10:28, 16 January 2006 (UTC)
28. Aw man! I was thinking of making a Stinkoman pancake! Although, it was only gonna be Stinkoman's head... Oh, well. Whatevs. Nintendostar_Runner
29. i dub thee, totally awesome. DJTehCheat ^M-E-H! 21:00, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
30. Marth 99 21:27, 23 January 2006 (UTC) I sign! Yes!
31. TheGreatLogini 12:51, 25 January 2006 (UTC) your user page is awesome. you should take a picture of the stinkoman pancake and put it on your user page!

Screw All Y'all

I was going to post this on the guestbook page, but just trying to crashed my computer, since they had to keep the flame wars on the page for no good reason. Anyway, I'm furious! This is supposed to be a fun site, and that's all I ever respected this site for. Yeah, I saw the note which was in essence completely directed toward me, and you know what I think about that? I'll tell you!

This should just be a fun site, because Homestar Runner is the most meaningless thing on earth! Only an absolute nerd gives a crap about how many times the "ARROW'D!" pun was used, or any other detail like that. Besides, if you people are so uptight, then what the heck are you doing watching Homestar Runner, anyway? Shouldn't you be transcribing Paradise Lost onto a single grain of basmati rice in four languages or something? Homestar Runner isn't Napoleon Dynamite, there's no meaning behind anything in it. I had no idea this site was dedicated to making a silly cartoon deeper than it actually is.

Anyway, I'm keeping my guestbook. And if you take it off, I'll just put it right back on. And if you've got a problem with that, ban me. If all this site is is a useless knowledge base on something pointless, then it's more of a burden for me than anything. And It's dot com, if I've offended you, I didn't mean to. I'm just being honest, unlike most of you.