Balding Man

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-	[[Image:balding_man.png|thumb|right|200px|This guy needs a leg up on the pile]]	+	NIGGA STOLE MY COW! 1713696682
-	==Biography==	+
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-	The '''Balding Man''' is a short, middle-aged man wearing a polo shirt and jeans who uses a [[Wikipedia:comb over|comb-over]] to hide his advanced case of [[Wikipedia:baldness|male-pattern baldness]]. His financial situation is precarious; he was NOT APPROVED and has trouble buying a home or a partially eaten [[Wikipedia:pop-tart|Pop-Tart]] in [[Senor Mortgage]].	+
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-	He has been called the "[[Nicknames#Balding Man|Husband of the Year]]", although he is depicted as being alone.  So far, the only thing the Balding Man can apparently vocalize is a long, exhausted sigh, as seen at the beginning of [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]]. Balding Man has been rescued twice from the depths of despair by Senor Cardgage's entrepreneurship, though it is unclear if he achieved the "re-financin' " promised in Senor Mortgage or took advantage of Senorial Day's "vera low prices".	+
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-	===Complete Filmography===	+
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-	*'''Debut:''' [[Senor Mortgage]]	+
-	*[[Senorial Day]]	+
-	[[Image:Notapproved.PNG|thumb|left|200px|Sketched balding men]]	+
-	[[Image:balding_guys_livingroom.PNG|thumb|right|200px|Balding Man not enjoying a Cold One]]	+
-	[[Category: Characters]]	+

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