Halloween Fairstival
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| + | ''Strong Bad'': Alright boys it’s Halloween night, what we gonna do? | ||
*The cheat hiccups* | *The cheat hiccups* | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Come again? | |
*Again, the cheat hiccups* | *Again, the cheat hiccups* | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': What’s up there Fillet cheat steak? You got the Hiccups? Well you couldn’t have picked a better night to have them. We shouldn’t have any trouble scaring the hiccups out of you on Halloween. What’s going on tonight there’s gotta be something scary. | |
*Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it* | *Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it* | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Ooh that’s perfect! I’ve seen things in that locker room that would scare more than the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let’s check it on out! | |
*Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor* | *Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor* | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': You scared yet the cheat? How about that drippy towel over there? | |
That’s pretty scary huh? | That’s pretty scary huh? | ||
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*Coach Z appears, with a few crazy words.* | *Coach Z appears, with a few crazy words.* | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Coach, we’re trying to scare the hiccups out of the cheat, You got anything that isn’t just gross and moist? | |
| - | + | ''Coach Z'': What could be scarier than Blue star ointment?! Ooooooh! | |
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': okay, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk. Let’s bolt. | |
| - | + | ''Coach Z'': You guys didn’t even get your candy out of the terlet (toilet) there! | |
*Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus* | *Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus* | ||
| - | + | ''Strong sad'': … Doom from inside me wells up, Pray I don’t get egged. | |
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': I don’t know or care what a Hiookoo is. But we need to scare the cheat. | |
Strong Sad: ooh, I got just the thing! Thing at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties. | Strong Sad: ooh, I got just the thing! Thing at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties. | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Oh I get it, let me try one! A but for a face, Little brother: Dork Dork Dork, Stay out of my room. … | |
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Im sorry the cheat, it looks like we have to find some other way to scare the ever loving hiccups out of you. | Im sorry the cheat, it looks like we have to find some other way to scare the ever loving hiccups out of you. | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Sad'': You don’t SCARE the hiccups out of somebody, you gotta laugh em out! | |
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Whoa! That sounds like a segway! | |
*Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha loween above Bubs* | *Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha loween above Bubs* | ||
| - | + | ''Bubs'': I mean seriously people, It’s the 90s! Am I right, am I left? | |
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Say Bubs, you’re comedy club bares a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand. | |
| - | + | ''Bubs'': Aww, that’s rich. You know something else bares a striking resemblance to something else. Women can’t fly! | |
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': awwwww, lets get out here my bad pennies. | |
*Strong Bad and the Cheat leave* | *Strong Bad and the Cheat leave* | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Mad'': This guy cracks me up! | |
*Cut to sign ‘ The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob’* | *Cut to sign ‘ The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob’* | ||
| - | + | ''KoT'': Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get you’re Halloween on. | |
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Dear oldie, shut up, your pal Strong Bad. | |
| - | + | ''KoT'': Howdy boys, any of you heard of wicked mashed potato Jones? | |
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones now there’s a fella I’d like to meet! | |
*Cheat hiccups* | *Cheat hiccups* | ||
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': Oh yeah, we need to get rid of the cheats hiccups. You got an groty old man remedies? | |
| - | + | ''KoT'': Sure! You gotta feed and Feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! Then… | |
Strong Bad: We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that might just scare him? | Strong Bad: We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that might just scare him? | ||
| - | + | ''KoT'': I have this X Ray of my heart. | |
| - | + | ''Strong Bad'': That’s not scary, that’s promising! | |
| - | + | ‘’’Strong Bad’’’ Come on the cheat. Let’s let the king die in peace. | |
| + | ‘’’KoT’’’ Yes …. Let’s | ||
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| + | *Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith* | ||
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| + | ’’‘strong Bad’’’ What up no talkers keep on … no talking. | ||
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| + | *Cut to marzipan stranding with a guitar next to a stall of fruit * | ||
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| + | ‘’’Strong Bad’’’ what’s this mess? | ||
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| + | ‘’’Marzipan’’’ ready everybody, a one, a two and here we go *She sings* | ||
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| + | ‘’’Strong Bad’’’ The cheat this is it! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen! | ||
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| + | *Hicup* | ||
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| + | ‘’’Strong bad’’ ’ Oh man! | ||
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| + | ‘’’Marzipan’ Good Job the cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes! *Sings* | ||
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| + | ‘’’Strong Bad’’’ This might not get rid of the hiccups but it’s about to give me the throw ups! | ||
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| + | ‘’’Marzipan’’’ Oh yeah! Lay it on me Mr Corn! | ||
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| + | ‘’’Homestar runner’’’ Hey Guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! You guys errrr need some whiches brew? I got some right here, 2 jars Cold, hot fresh withes brew! Only ten bucks a pop! Side effects include wine women and song. | ||
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| + | ‘’’Strong Bad’’’ Witches brew eh… alright we’ll take one jar! | ||
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| + | ‘’’homestar runner’’’ alright here you go | ||
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| + | *Cheat drinks it and hiccups* | ||
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| + | ‘’’Strong Bad’’’ Oh crap! He’s still got em. | ||
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| + | ‘’’Homestar runner’’’ That’ll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window! | ||
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| + | ‘’’Strong bad’’’ aww ok… but can you pay me the ten buck tomorrow? | ||
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| + | ‘’’Homestar Runner’’’ Nah I’m good for it I’ll pay you ithe ten bucks right now! | ||
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| + | ‘’’strong bad’’’ hey the cheat I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping! | ||
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| + | *Cheat takes cash and stops* | ||
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| + | ‘’’Strong Bad’’’ Hey homestar! I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing! | ||
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| + | ‘’’homestar runner’’’ Ok you gotta deal! | ||
| + | *Homestar trys* | ||
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| + | Strongbad. I couldn’t do It. For Very. Long. | ||
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| + | ‘’’strong bad’’’ keep trying ten is a lot of bucks. | ||
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| + | ‘’’Homestar runner’’’ Quite right, a lot of ducks! | ||
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| + | *Keeps trying and fade* | ||
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Revision as of 15:00, 29 October 2004
The Cheat gets the hiccups on Halloween and Strong Bad sets out to cure him.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Bubs, The King Of Town, Pom Pom, The Poopsmith, Homsar, Marzipan, Homestar Runner
Page Title: A Boogidy, Boogidy
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Transcript
"Halloween Fairstival"
Spoken By Matt and Missy
Maken By Mike and Matt
"Halloween Fairstival"
Spoken By Matt and Missy
Maken By Mike and Matt
Strong Bad: Alright boys it’s Halloween night, what we gonna do?
- The cheat hiccups*
Strong Bad: Come again?
- Again, the cheat hiccups*
Strong Bad: What’s up there Fillet cheat steak? You got the Hiccups? Well you couldn’t have picked a better night to have them. We shouldn’t have any trouble scaring the hiccups out of you on Halloween. What’s going on tonight there’s gotta be something scary.
- Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it*
Strong Bad: Ooh that’s perfect! I’ve seen things in that locker room that would scare more than the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let’s check it on out!
- Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor*
Strong Bad: You scared yet the cheat? How about that drippy towel over there? That’s pretty scary huh?
- in a scared voice* Oh no, please don’t drip on me! You smell like shin guards!
- Coach Z appears, with a few crazy words.*
Strong Bad: Coach, we’re trying to scare the hiccups out of the cheat, You got anything that isn’t just gross and moist?
Coach Z: What could be scarier than Blue star ointment?! Ooooooh!
Strong Bad: okay, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk. Let’s bolt.
Coach Z: You guys didn’t even get your candy out of the terlet (toilet) there!
- Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus*
Strong sad: … Doom from inside me wells up, Pray I don’t get egged.
Strong Bad: I don’t know or care what a Hiookoo is. But we need to scare the cheat.
Strong Sad: ooh, I got just the thing! Thing at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties.
Strong Bad: Oh I get it, let me try one! A but for a face, Little brother: Dork Dork Dork, Stay out of my room. …
Im sorry the cheat, it looks like we have to find some other way to scare the ever loving hiccups out of you.
Strong Sad: You don’t SCARE the hiccups out of somebody, you gotta laugh em out!
Strong Bad: Whoa! That sounds like a segway!
- Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha loween above Bubs*
Bubs: I mean seriously people, It’s the 90s! Am I right, am I left?
Strong Bad: Say Bubs, you’re comedy club bares a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.
Bubs: Aww, that’s rich. You know something else bares a striking resemblance to something else. Women can’t fly!
Strong Bad: awwwww, lets get out here my bad pennies.
- Strong Bad and the Cheat leave*
Strong Mad: This guy cracks me up!
- Cut to sign ‘ The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob’*
KoT: Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get you’re Halloween on.
Strong Bad: Dear oldie, shut up, your pal Strong Bad.
KoT: Howdy boys, any of you heard of wicked mashed potato Jones?
Strong Bad: Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones now there’s a fella I’d like to meet!
- Cheat hiccups*
Strong Bad: Oh yeah, we need to get rid of the cheats hiccups. You got an groty old man remedies?
KoT: Sure! You gotta feed and Feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! Then… Strong Bad: We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that might just scare him?
KoT: I have this X Ray of my heart.
Strong Bad: That’s not scary, that’s promising!
‘’’Strong Bad’’’ Come on the cheat. Let’s let the king die in peace. ‘’’KoT’’’ Yes …. Let’s
- Cut to Pom Pom and the Poopsmith*
’’‘strong Bad’’’ What up no talkers keep on … no talking. ‘’’
- Cut to marzipan stranding with a guitar next to a stall of fruit *
‘’’Strong Bad’’’ what’s this mess?
‘’’Marzipan’’’ ready everybody, a one, a two and here we go *She sings*
‘’’Strong Bad’’’ The cheat this is it! This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!
- Hicup*
‘’’Strong bad’’ ’ Oh man!
‘’’Marzipan’ Good Job the cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes! *Sings*
‘’’Strong Bad’’’ This might not get rid of the hiccups but it’s about to give me the throw ups!
‘’’Marzipan’’’ Oh yeah! Lay it on me Mr Corn!
‘’’Homestar runner’’’ Hey Guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys! You guys errrr need some whiches brew? I got some right here, 2 jars Cold, hot fresh withes brew! Only ten bucks a pop! Side effects include wine women and song.
‘’’Strong Bad’’’ Witches brew eh… alright we’ll take one jar!
‘’’homestar runner’’’ alright here you go
- Cheat drinks it and hiccups*
‘’’Strong Bad’’’ Oh crap! He’s still got em.
‘’’Homestar runner’’’ That’ll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!
‘’’Strong bad’’’ aww ok… but can you pay me the ten buck tomorrow?
‘’’Homestar Runner’’’ Nah I’m good for it I’ll pay you ithe ten bucks right now!
‘’’strong bad’’’ hey the cheat I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping!
- Cheat takes cash and stops*
‘’’Strong Bad’’’ Hey homestar! I’ll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing!
‘’’homestar runner’’’ Ok you gotta deal!
- Homestar trys*
Strongbad. I couldn’t do It. For Very. Long.
‘’’strong bad’’’ keep trying ten is a lot of bucks.
‘’’Homestar runner’’’ Quite right, a lot of ducks!
- Keeps trying and fade*
Easter Eggs
- Click on The Poopsmith's belt to unlock a scene with Homsar
- Also, after clicking on The Poopsmith's belt, Marzipan's eggplant in the following scene will have a spoon taped to it. This is a reference to an easter egg in Pumpkin Carve-nival, in which Homsar's "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
- Clicking on Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Bubs and Marzipan at the end will unlock additional dialogue.
- Clicking on Strong Mad at the end reveals an additional scene at Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club.
Fun Facts
- The page title is a reference to Malloween Commercial.
- The tune that Marzipan hums is the refrain from the song "Closer to Home" by the 1970s American band Grand Funk Railroad
External Links
- watch "Halloween Fairstival"
- view the flash file for "Halloween Fairstival"
- forum thread re: "Halloween Fairstival"
