Halloween Fairstival
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*Again, the cheat hiccups* | *Again, the cheat hiccups* | ||
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*Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it* | *Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it* | ||
Revision as of 14:48, 29 October 2004
The Cheat gets the hicups on Halloween, Strong Bad sets out to cure him.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Cheat, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Coach Z, Strong Sad, The King Of Town, Bubs, Pom Pom, The Poopsmith, Homsar, Homestar Runner
Page Title: A Boogidy, Boogidy
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Transcript
"Halloween Fairstival"
Spoken By Matt and Missy
Maken By Mike and Matt
Strong Bad: Alright boys it’s Halloween night, what we gonna do?
- The cheat hiccups*
Strong Bad: Come again?
- Again, the cheat hiccups*
Strong Bad: What’s up there Philly cheat steak? You got the Hiccups? Well you couldn’t have picked a better night to have them. We shouldn’t have any trouble scaring the hiccups out of you on Halloween. What’s going on tonight there’s gotta be something scary.
- Zoom in on poster with ‘Coach Z’s Haunted Locka-room’ adorned on it*
Strong Bad: Ooh that’s perfect! I’ve seen things in that locker room that would scare more than the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya. Let’s check it on out!
- Cut to a haunted locker room with a dark screen and green gas along the floor*
Strong Bad: You scared yet the cheat? How about that drippy towel over there? That’s pretty scary huh?
- in a scared voice* Oh no, please don’t drip on me! You smell like shin guards!
- Coach Z appears, with a few crazy words.*
Strong Bad: Coach, we’re trying to scare the hiccups out of the cheat, You got anything that isn’t just gross and moist?
Coach Z: What could be scarier than Blue star ointment?! Ooooooh!
Strong Bad: okay, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk. Let’s bolt.
Coach Z: You guys didn’t even get your candy out of the terlet (toilet) there!
- Cut to Strong Sad under a banner that says Strong Sad’s haunted haikus*
Strong sad: … Doom from inside me wells up, Pray I don’t get egged.
Strong Bad: I don’t know or care what a Hiookoo is. But we need to scare the cheat.
Strong Sad: ooh, I got just the thing! Thing at the door, fills up aged pillow case, so sick of smarties.
Strong Bad: Oh I get it, let me try one! A but for a face, Little brother: Dork Dork Dork, Stay out of my room. … Im sorry the cheat, it looks like we have to find some other way to scare the ever loving hiccups out of you.
Strong Sad: You don’t SCARE the hiccups out of somebody, you gotta laugh em out!
Strong Bad: Whoa! That sounds like a segway!
- Cut to Bubs side of concession stand. With neon sign ‘Ha Ha loween above Bubs*
Bubs: I mean seriously people, It’s the 90s! Am I right, am I left?
Strong Bad: Say Bubs, you’re comedy club bares a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.
Bubs: Aww, that’s rich. You know something else bares a striking resemblance to something else. Women can’t fly!
Strong Bad: awwwww, lets get out here my bad pennies.
- Strong Bad and the Cheat leave*
Strong Mad: This guy cracks me up!
- Cut to sign ‘ The KoT’s verry Halloween related terducken bob’*
KoT: Hurry, hurry, hurry! Before I eat it all! Step right up and get you’re Halloween on.
Strong Bad: Dear oldie, shut up, your pal Strong Bad.
KoT: Howdy boys, any of you heard of wicked mashed potato Jones?
Strong Bad: Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones now there’s a fella I’d like to meet!
- Cheat hiccups*
Strong Bad: Oh yeah, we need to get rid of the cheats hiccups. You got an groty old man remedies?
KoT: Sure! You gotta feed and Feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure! Then… Strong Bad: We’re not trying to kill the cheat! Don’t ya have anything that might just scare him?
KoT: I have this X Ray of my heart.
Strong Bad: That’s not scary, that’s promising!
'Still in Progress'
Easter Eggs
- Click on The Poopsmith's belt to unlock a scene with Homsar
- Also, after clicking on The Poopsmith's belt, Marzipan's eggplant in the following scene will have a spoon taped to it. This is a reference to an easter egg in Pumpkin Carve-nival, in which Homsar's "pumpkin" is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
- Clicking on Strong Bad, Homestar Running, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Bubs and Marzipan at the end will unlock additional dialogue.
- Clicking on Strong Mad at the end reveals an additional scene at Bubs' Ha-Ha-Halloween Comedy Club.
Fun Facts
- The page title is a reference to Malloween Commercial.
- The tune that Marzipan hums is the refrain from the song "Closer to Home" by the 1970s American band Grand Funk Railroad
