Editing Where the Crap Are We?

:{{noname|taken from Strong Bad's first line}}
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[[Image:twinkie.PNG|200px|thumb|"Here's a Twinkie!"]]
Strong Bad and Homestar find themselves in a mysterious blue space. Are they dead?

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}

'''Date:''' 2003 or 2004

'''Running time:''' 0:39

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}

== Transcript ==
''{Strong Bad and Homestar are seen standing around in a mysterious blue space. Strong Bad is looking around.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, Strong Bad, could you give me a hand with this—

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupting}'' Wait a minute, shut up. Where the crap ''are'' we?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I dunno. Someplace.

'''STRONG BAD:''' What're we doing here? ''{looks behind him at the blue background}'' It's like we're in Blue Fadey Land or something. ''{faces Homestar}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Uhhhm... maybe this is heaven! We're dead!

'''STRONG BAD:''' No<!-- see Trivia -->, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies.

''{Homestar looks to his left, and produces a Twinkie from offscreen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Here's a Twinkie.

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. ''{looks to his right}'' Maybe this ''is'' heaven!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, and it's just you and me, forever!

''{Strong Bad slowly turns his head toward the camera as Homestar says this. As Strong Bad speaks, the background grows red}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait a minute... ''this isn't heaven!!!''

''{Strong Bad flies to the left side of the screen and starts pounding on it.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''WAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!''

''{Strong Bad slides down off the bottom of the screen.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, you're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

''{Homestar smiles.}''

==Easter Eggs==

*Click on Homestar's twinkie at the end to see Homestar use it as a telephone.
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{imitating telephone}'' Brinnng! Brinnng!
:''{Homestar holds the Twinkie up to his ear.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello? Senator Pencilface. Yes, this is Homestar. Yes sir, I can save the day!
:''{He puts the Twinkie down in midair with a telephone click noise. Then he looks to his left and lifts his leg up as if to run off, then stops, puts his leg down and looks around.}''
:'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um... I really don't think there's a way out of here.

== Fun Facts ==
===Explanations===
*This cartoon could be found in the program [[Wikipedia:Macromedia Central|Macromedia Central]] by going into "Help &rarr; About Central" and Ctrl-doubleclicking on the "C" logo (On Mac go into "Central &rarr; About Central" and double CMD Clicking on the C logo). When given a password field, one would type in "sbemail" and press enter. The cartoon would then play in the "about" box.

===Trivia===
*The blue and red "fadey" backgrounds are color fill techniques known as [[Wikipedia: Image gradient|gradients]], where the color fades along the fill area.
*In the [[Quote of the Week#QW-2005-06-10|Quote of the Week]], Strong Bad is incorrectly quoted as saying "''Naw'', it can't be heaven."

=== Remarks ===
*Although this is not on the main site, the quote by Strong Bad &mdash; "Naw<!-- Once again, do not change this! This is not "No." It appears as "Naw" in the Quote of the Week. Take it to the Talk page if you disagree with this. -->, it can't be heaven. There's not enough Twinkies" &mdash; was used as the [[Quote of the Week#2005-06-10|Quote of the Week]] for June 10, 2005.
*This toon also appeared in an Easter egg on [[Everything Else, Volume 1]].
*Homestar pulls the Twinkie from [[hammerspace]].
*Strong Bad hints that they are really in [[hell]].
*Strong Bad pounds on the edge of the screen, and Homestar could not find a way out of the other side. Despite this, Strong Bad's gloves are occasionally obscured by the edge of the screen, implying that it is not a solid wall.

===Goofs===
[[Image:Where The Crap Goof.png|thumb|Close-up of Homestar shrugging.]]
*Homestar Runner's head extends beyond his shirt during most of this animation, especially when he shrugs.

=== Inside References ===
*This toon includes one of the [[Names Ending in -face]].

=== Real-World References ===
*[[Wikipedia:Twinkies|Twinkies]] are a snack cake produced by [[Wikipedia:Hostess|Hostess]], a division of [[Wikipedia:Hostess Brands|Hostess Brands]].
*This toon could be a reference to the [[Wikipedia: Jean-Paul Sartre|Jean-Paul Sartre]] play "[[Wikipedia:No Exit|No Exit]]".  Written in 1944, this [[Wikipedia: Existentialism|existential]] play explores the idea that "hell is other people", a concept which Strong Bad comes to realize and finally panics over.

=== Fast Forward ===
*A [[Foods used as phones|food used as a phone]] is seen again in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], and once more in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12]].

== External Links ==
*[[Mirror:egg.html|watch "Where the Crap are We?"]] (mirror)
*[[Mirror:egg.swf|view the Flash file for "Where the Crap are We?"]] (mirror)
*[[Forum:944|forum thread re: Where the Crap Are We?]]
*[http://www.adobe.com/products/central/ Macromedia Central] (application no longer available)

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