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- | {{about|list of all Strong Bad Email intros}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Email Intros (disambiguation)}}
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- | [[Image:Grrl.PNG|thumb|"And I'll never forget the way it was, grrrl!"]]
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- | It has become a tradition for [[Strong Bad]] to '''make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song''', usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them.
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- | ==The Intros==
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- | <onlyinclude>{{#ifeq:{{{1|DVD 1}}}|DVD 1|
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- | ! Number !! Email !! Intro
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- | {{!}} 1 {{!}}{{!}} [[some kinda robot]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
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- | {{!}} 2 {{!}}{{!}} [[homsar]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
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- | {{!}} 3 {{!}}{{!}} [[butt IQ]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
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- | {{!}} 4 {{!}}{{!}} [[homestar hair]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
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- | {{!}} 5 {{!}}{{!}} [[making out]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
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- | {{!}} 6 {{!}}{{!}} [[depressio]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I check, you check, we all check for e... mail check... an email...
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- | {{!}} 7 {{!}}{{!}} [[halloweener]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I am going to check my email.
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- | {{!}} 8 {{!}}{{!}} [[brianrietta]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I remember the time when I checked my email.
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- | {{!}} 9 {{!}}{{!}} [[i love you]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
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- | {{!}} 10 {{!}}{{!}} [[trevor the vampire]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
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- | {{!}} 11 {{!}}{{!}} [[i rule]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
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- | {{!}} 12 {{!}}{{!}} [[credit card]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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- | {{!}} 13 {{!}}{{!}} [[i she be]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
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- | {{!}} 14 {{!}}{{!}} [[duck pond]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Must... check... email...
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- | {{!}} 15 {{!}}{{!}} [[the basics]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Everybody... check your email...
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- | {{!}} 16 {{!}}{{!}} [[band names]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
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- | {{!}} 17 {{!}}{{!}} [[studying]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ohh! Electronic mail!
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- | {{!}} 18 {{!}}{{!}} [[stand-up]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Something has compelled me to check my email.
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- | {{!}} 19 {{!}}{{!}} [[tape-leg]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
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- | {{!}} 20 {{!}}{{!}} [[spring cleaning]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
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- | {{!}} 21 {{!}}{{!}} [[cartoon]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
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- | {{!}} 22 {{!}}{{!}} [[sb_email 22]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{singing the background music of the first level of ''Donkey Kong''}'' Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
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- | {{!}} 23 {{!}}{{!}} [[little animal]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
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- | {{!}} 24 {{!}}{{!}} [[the bird]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' my email... Here at The Stick... That's pretty cool...
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- | {{!}} 25 {{!}}{{!}} [[super powers]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
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- | {{!}} 26 {{!}}{{!}} [[CGNU]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
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- | {{!}} 27 {{!}}{{!}} [[3 wishes]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I got an email. I got an awesome email.
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- | {{!}} 28 {{!}}{{!}} [[1 step ahead]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
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- | {{!}} 29 {{!}}{{!}} [[superhero name]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} All these... emails... I don't understand.
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- | {{!}} 30 {{!}}{{!}} [[12:00]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
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- | {{!}} 31 {{!}}{{!}} [[sugarbob]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
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- | {{!}} 32 {{!}}{{!}} [[flag day]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Riballa diballa check email.
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- | {{!}} 33 {{!}}{{!}} [[gimmicks]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Super great, super great... Check your email!<noinclude> Diggity...</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 34 {{!}}{{!}} [[weird dream]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Time to check the email... Time to check the email...<noinclude> TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems... ''[The Cheat: {The Cheat noises}]'' Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter... ''{The Cheat clicks the SB Email icon}'' Okay, here we go.</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 35 {{!}}{{!}} [[sisters]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
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- | {{!}} 36 {{!}}{{!}} [[guitar]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
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- | {{!}} 37 {{!}}{{!}} [[dullard]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Mmmmm... fresh emails...
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- | {{!}} 38 {{!}}{{!}} [[helium]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll...
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- | {{!}} 39 {{!}}{{!}} [[property of ones]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
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- | {{!}} 40 {{!}}{{!}} [[vacation]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...<noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 41 {{!}}{{!}} [[invisibility]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. ''{removes DORKS! sticky note}'' And don't need ''this'' anymore. ''{knocks away Tandy}'' For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! ''{Compy starts up}'' Okay, let's get to checking!</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 42 {{!}}{{!}} [[action figure]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
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- | {{!}} 43 {{!}}{{!}} [[little questions]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
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- | {{!}} 44 {{!}}{{!}} [[lures & jigs]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
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- | {{!}} 45 {{!}}{{!}} [[techno]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} It's the email, the email, what what, the email.
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- | {{!}} 46 {{!}}{{!}} [[your friends]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{clears throat}'' ''{in a clear voice}'' Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
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- | {{!}} 47 {{!}}{{!}} [[new hands]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
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- | {{!}} 48 {{!}}{{!}} [[ghosts]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Boy, is it ever Monday.
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- | {{!}} 49 {{!}}{{!}} [[theme party]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
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- | {{!}} 50 {{!}}{{!}} [[50 emails]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
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- | {{!}} 51 {{!}}{{!}} [[website]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
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- | {{!}} 52 {{!}}{{!}} [[island]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
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- | {{!}} 53 {{!}}{{!}} [[comic]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
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- | {{!}} 54 {{!}}{{!}} [[morning routine]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.
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- | {{!}} 55 {{!}}{{!}} [[cheat talk]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email.
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- | {{!}} 56 {{!}}{{!}} [[current status]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh! The email!
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- | {{!}} 57 {{!}}{{!}} [[japanese cartoon]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
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- | {{!}} 58 {{!}}{{!}} [[dragon]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!<noinclude> ''{brings up email}'' Oh man! Not from a female.</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 59 {{!}}{{!}} [[marzipan]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
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- | {{!}} 60 {{!}}{{!}} [[huttah!]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
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- | {{!}} 61 {{!}}{{!}} [[monster truck]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
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- | {{!}} 62 {{!}}{{!}} [[interview]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
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- | {{!}} 63 {{!}}{{!}} [[fingers]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
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- | {{!}} 64 {{!}}{{!}} [[english paper]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
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- | {{!}} 65 {{!}}{{!}} [[unused emails]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails!
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- | {{!}} 66 {{!}}{{!}} [[the show]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
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- | {{!}} 67 {{!}}{{!}} [[autobiography]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
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- | {{!}} 68 {{!}}{{!}} [[caper]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
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- | {{!}} 69 {{!}}{{!}} [[personal favorites]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}'' Whoa--that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get ''that'' to happen again?
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- | {{!}} 70 {{!}}{{!}} [[big white face]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
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- | {{!}} 71 {{!}}{{!}} [[2 emails]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
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- | {{!}} 72 {{!}}{{!}} [[crazy cartoon]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails.
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- | {{!}} 73 {{!}}{{!}} [[mascot]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
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- | {{!}} 74 {{!}}{{!}} [[privileges]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
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- | {{!}} 75 {{!}}{{!}} [[funny]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' ''[Compy 386: File Not Found.]'' uh{{--}}that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' ''{email loads}'' uh{{--}}that's never happened befo{{--}}oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
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- | {{!}} 76 {{!}}{{!}} [[sibbie]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email! Email! Email! Email!
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- | {{!}} 77 {{!}}{{!}} [[suntan]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I met her in the summertime. Her name was... ''{operatic voice}'' email.
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- | {{!}} 78 {{!}}{{!}} [[anything]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is ''{slowly, as he writes it with chalk on the monitor}'' Homestar Runner. ''{erases it}'' Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
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- | {{!}} 79 {{!}}{{!}} [[the process]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
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- | {{!}} 80 {{!}}{{!}} [[stunt double]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
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- | {{!}} 81 {{!}}{{!}} [[date]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
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- | {{!}} 82 {{!}}{{!}} [[impression]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
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- | {{!}} 83 {{!}}{{!}} [[labor day]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Which email is your favorite? Mine is "the basics".
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- | {{!}} 84 {{!}}{{!}} [[kids' book]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
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- | {{!}} 85 {{!}}{{!}} [[2 years]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Haselos, theselos, haselos, theselos!
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- | {{!}} 86 {{!}}{{!}} [[no loafing]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
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- | {{!}} 87 {{!}}{{!}} [[mile]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—<noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 88 {{!}}{{!}} [[couch patch]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe. ''[Compy 386: Bad command or file name]'' What? Oh. no for real, print me out a million dollar bill, man.exe. ''[Compy 386: Syntax error.]'' um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.nofoolin'. ''[Compy 386: Cut it out, you.]'' What the—! Don't give me none of that crosstalk! Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now on to... {sighs} on to the email.</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 89 {{!}}{{!}} [[local news]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
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- | {{!}} 90 {{!}}{{!}} [[colonization]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} E''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me, e''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me.
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- | {{!}} 91 {{!}}{{!}} [[caffeine]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
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- | {{!}} 92 {{!}}{{!}} [[kind of cool]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
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- | {{!}} 93 {{!}}{{!}} [[army]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
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- | {{!}} 94 {{!}}{{!}} [[video games]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.
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- | {{!}} 95 {{!}}{{!}} [[the bet]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
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- | {{!}} 96 {{!}}{{!}} [[lackey]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me.
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- | {{!}} 97 {{!}}{{!}} [[monument]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
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- | {{!}} 98 {{!}}{{!}} [[stupid stuff]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
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- | {{!}} 99 {{!}}{{!}} [[different town]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Check your email and check your email. ''{[[different town#Real-World References{{!}}looped]]}'' Check your email and check your email.
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- | {{!}} 100 {{!}}{{!}} [[flashback]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ONE TWO THREE FOUR{{--}}<includeonly><br>''{Strong Bad starts singing hard rock with instruments in the background, and the following words appear as they are said:}''<br></includeonly>EMAIL IS AWESOME<includeonly> ''{"AWESOME"}''</includeonly>, EMAIL IS WEIRD<includeonly> ''{"WEiRD"}''</includeonly>, EMAIL IS AWESOME<includeonly> ''{"AWESOME"}''</includeonly> AND EMAIL IS WEIRD<includeonly> ''{"WEiRD"}''</includeonly>! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL<includeonly> ''{"grrrl"}''</includeonly>...uh!}}</onlyinclude>
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- | {{!}} 101 {{!}}{{!}} [[car]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. ''{lowers voice}'' I'm cool.
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- | {{!}} 102 {{!}}{{!}} [[lunch special]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
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- | {{!}} 103 {{!}}{{!}} [[haircut]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
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- | {{!}} 104 {{!}}{{!}} [[theme park]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
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- | {{!}} 105 {{!}}{{!}} [[replacement]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
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- | {{!}} 106 {{!}}{{!}} [[dangeresque 3]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...
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- | {{!}} 107 {{!}}{{!}} [[cheatday]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
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- | {{!}} 108 {{!}}{{!}} [[pom pom]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house.
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- | {{!}} 109 {{!}}{{!}} [[crying]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{rapping}'' I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e{{--}}''{realizes mistake, talking}'' Oh. Never mind.
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- | {{!}} 110 {{!}}{{!}} [[for kids]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} <noinclude>''{playing Peasant's Quest}'' Let's see. Make friends with Kerrek. ''[Peasant's Quest: The Kerrek says he has enough friends already. And he doesn't like your short, short pants. ]'' What the-! Um... Buy Kerrek a cold one. ''[Peasant's Quest: The Kerrek is a teetotaller and is offended by your offer. He pounds your head into the ground. You dead.]'' What?! Oh man... Stupid game! ''{quits}''</noinclude><includeonly>''{types "quit" into Peasant's Quest; a message responds, "You quitter."}''</includeonly> I guess I should do the thing that I do.
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- | {{!}} 111 {{!}}{{!}} [[other days]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
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- | {{!}} 112 {{!}}{{!}} [[old comics]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
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- | {{!}} 113 {{!}}{{!}} [[pizzaz]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
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- | {{!}} 114 {{!}}{{!}} [[the facts]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email.
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- | {{!}} 115 {{!}}{{!}} [[time capsule]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
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- | {{!}} 116 {{!}}{{!}} [[extra plug]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
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- | {{!}} 117 {{!}}{{!}} [[montage]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
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- | {{!}} 118 {{!}}{{!}} [[virus]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
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- | {{!}} 119 {{!}}{{!}} [[animal]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
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- | {{!}} 120 {{!}}{{!}} [[radio]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
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- | {{!}} 121 {{!}}{{!}} [[part-time job]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
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- | {{!}} 122<noinclude>a</noinclude> {{!}}{{!}} [[dreamail]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...<noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 122b {{!}}{{!}} [[dreamail]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} OK, orchestra, hit it! Email me tonight!</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 123 {{!}}{{!}} [[origins]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
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- | {{!}} 124 {{!}}{{!}} [[secret recipes]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
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- | {{!}} 125 {{!}}{{!}} [[rock opera]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side! ''{repeats the previous sentence [[Reversed Dialogue{{!}}backwards]]}''
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- | {{!}} 126 {{!}}{{!}} [[best thing]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} You got to email, just to stay alive!
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- | {{!}} 127 {{!}}{{!}} [[long pants]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} And if I email you! Girl, woman! ''{holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words}'' Oh, would you email me? Girl, woman! ''{holds up the papers again}''<noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 128 {{!}}{{!}} [[rampage]]<br>(site version)
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email checker, come on and come on, y'all. The email checker, come on and come ''on'', y'all!</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 128 {{!}}{{!}} [[rampage]]<noinclude><br>(DVD/YouTube)</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} The email checker, come on and come on, y'all. The email checker, come on and come ''on'', y'all!
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- | {{!}} 129 {{!}}{{!}} [[garage sale]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
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- | {{!}} 130 {{!}}{{!}} [[do over]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid!
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- | {{!}} 131 {{!}}{{!}} [[boring (really)]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{rapping}'' Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!
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- | {{!}} 132 {{!}}{{!}} [[modeling]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!
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- | {{!}} 133<noinclude>a</noinclude> {{!}}{{!}} [[bottom 10]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This email is making fun of you.<noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 133b {{!}}{{!}} [[bottom 10]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Back out of my way, so I can check some email.</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 134 {{!}}{{!}} [[record book]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...
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- | {{!}} 135 {{!}}{{!}} [[lady...ing]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{singing in falsetto}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.
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- | {{!}} 136 {{!}}{{!}} [[geddup noise]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
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- | {{!}} 137 {{!}}{{!}} [[bedtime story]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. ''{in falsetto}'' Checkin' my email!
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- | {{!}} 138 {{!}}{{!}} [[space program]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...
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- | {{!}} 139 {{!}}{{!}} [[portrait]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
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- | {{!}} 140 {{!}}{{!}} [[high school]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} It's the email, baby, lunch juice!<noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 141 {{!}}{{!}} [[death metal]]<br>(site version)
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email.</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} 141 {{!}}{{!}} [[death metal]]<noinclude><br>(DVD/YouTube)</noinclude>
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email, ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh.
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- | {{!}} 142 {{!}}{{!}} [[secret identity]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
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- | {{!}} 143 {{!}}{{!}} [[technology]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!
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- | {{!}} 144 {{!}}{{!}} [[narrator]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
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- | {{!}} 145 {{!}}{{!}} [[myths & legends]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
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- | {{!}} 146 {{!}}{{!}} [[pop-up]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
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- | {{!}} 147 {{!}}{{!}} [[lady fan]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
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- | {{!}} 148 {{!}}{{!}} [[disconnected]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!
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- | {{!}} 149 {{!}}{{!}} [[candy product]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} ''{blows on microphone and taps it}'' Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.
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- | {{!}} 150 {{!}}{{!}} [[alternate universe]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email.<includeonly> ''{to Strong Sad}'' Thanks, man.<br>'''STRONG SAD:''' No prob, Bob.</includeonly>
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- | {{!}} 151 {{!}}{{!}} [[senior prom]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
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- | {{!}} 152 {{!}}{{!}} [[isp]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
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- | {{!}} 153 {{!}}{{!}} [[redesign]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} <includeonly>''{This scene opens in a darkened computer room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.}''<br>''{from offscreen}'' </includeonly>Email is nice, <includeonly>''{the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down}'' </includeonly>habalubabulabada! <includeonly>''{rips the tape away}'' </includeonly>Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
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- | {{!}} 154 {{!}}{{!}} [[keep cool]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} I'll take you back to a time when email was king!
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- | {{!}} 155 {{!}}{{!}} [[theme song]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.
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- | {{!}} 156 {{!}}{{!}} [[road trip]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.
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- | {{!}} 157 {{!}}{{!}} [[trading cards]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} A-when you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
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- | {{!}} 158 {{!}}{{!}} [[cliffhangers]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
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- | {{!}} 159a {{!}}{{!}} [[retirement]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.
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- | {{!}} 159b {{!}}{{!}} [[retirement]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
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- | {{!}} 160 {{!}}{{!}} [[coloring]]
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- | {{!}} style="text-align: left;" {{!}} Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.}}</onlyinclude>
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- | | 161 || [[4 branches]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
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- | | 162a || [[the chair]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!
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- | | 162b || [[the chair]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Hey, hey, hey. It's email.
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- | | 163 || [[what i want]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
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- | | 164 || [[looking old]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" |''{slowly}'' Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
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- | | 165 || [[strong badathlon]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
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- | | 166 || [[unnatural]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
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- | | 167 || [[the movies]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
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- | | 168 || [[your funeral]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
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- | | 169 || [[from work]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
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- | | 170 || [[rough copy]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email.
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- | | 171 || [[underlings]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | My email song! Where would I be without my email song?
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- | | 172 || [[more armies]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
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- | | 173 || [[the paper]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!
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- | | 174 || [[mini-golf]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate!
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- | | 175 || [[concert]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
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- | | 176 || [[hygiene]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!
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- | | 177 || [[original]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
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- | | 178 || [[bike thief]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back!
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- | | 179 || [[pizza joint]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!
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- | | 180 || [[slumber party]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Gary. I hope this email's from Gary.
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- | | 181 || [[web comics]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
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- | | 182 || [[business trip]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | When I was sixteen, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
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- | | 183 || [[yes, wrestling]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night.
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- | | 184 || [[diorama]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.
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- | | 185 || [[nightlife]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
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- | | 186 || [[environment]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
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- | | 187 || [[winter pool]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.
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- | | 188 || [[fan club]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
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- | | 189 || [[pet show]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.
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- | | 190 || [[licensed]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email.
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- | | 191 || [[buried]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants?
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- | | 192 || [[shapeshifter]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.
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- | | 193 || [[rated]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | My email is a cell phone. No it's not! My email is a CAR phone! That's right.
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- | | 193½ || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails for money... is not funny.
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- | | 194 || [[specially marked]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | If everybody in the world checked their email, the Internet would probably break.
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- | | 195 || [[love poems]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
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- | | 196 || [[hiding]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I'll wreck it!
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- | | 197 || [[your edge]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.
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- | | 198 || [[magic trick]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | I'm gonna check my ''{grunt}'', and then I'll check my ''{grunt}'' and then we'll turn it out.
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- | | 199 || [[being mean]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.
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- | | 200 || [[email thunder]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | '''THE POOPSMITH:''' ''{singing}'' Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about.<br> How can we face two hundred sbemails?<br> The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak!<br/>'''STRONG BAD:''' Puke!
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- | | 200½ || [[April Fool 09]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Having it out with an email, in the middle of the street in front of some tourists, please don't call the cops.
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- | | 201 || [[hremail 3184]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!
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- | | 202 || [[imaginary]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Checking emails at home from your work computer, it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth.
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- | | 203 || [[independent]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.
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- | | 204 || [[dictionary]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Oh, people can you feel me? To email me? Also, please don't try to really feel me.
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- | | 205 || [[videography]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails with boxing gloves: the sweet computer science.
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- | | 206 || [[sbemail 206]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Emails are like Hot Pockets; they're full of garbage and cheese!
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- | | 207 || [[too cool]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Let's not make a big deal out of this! It's just a little Strong Bad Email! Ring!
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- | | 208 || [[the next april fools thing]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | If I can't check my email, then how I'm supposed to live my life?
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- | | 209 || [[parenting]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | And I can check my wha? And you can check your wha. If I can check my wha, then you can ''{rhythmic mumbles}''
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- | ===Introductions for DVD Emails===
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- | ! Number !! Email !! Intro
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- | | 1 || [[Greeting Cards]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time!
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- | | 2 || [[E-mail Birds]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Okay, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird-killing stone.
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- | | 3 || [[Videro Games]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | There comes a time, when we read a certain email.
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- | | 4 || [[Family Resemblence]] <!--sic; this is misspelled on purpose-->
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails for a livin', a livin'. I'm checkin' emails for life.
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- | | 5 || [[Accent]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this email.
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- | | 6 || [[Comic Book Movie]]
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- | | style="text-align: left;" | We love emails and girls love us! Now let me check my email 'cause it's gatherin' dust!
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- | |}
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- | ===Introductions for [[SBCG4AP]]===
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- | {{seealso|SBCG4AP Intros}}
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- | With the exception of the first introduction, these introductions are not associated with checking a specific mail; rather, one of them plays at random each time Strong Bad sits down in front of the Lappy.
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- | ====Homestar Ruiner====
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- | *I'm gonna check my email, my email, my email. I'm gonna check my what? ''{only when checking the first email}''
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- | *I'll kick you in the head, with my email boot.
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- | *I'm checking emails from Awesome to Zawesome!
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- | *I'm just over here checkin' my email and your breath smells real bad.
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- | *Don't brag and boast, just put a little email all on your toast.
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- | *Gimme the emails Lappy{{--}}shamalama dingalama domolama damow.
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- | *When Strong Bad checks his email, a cute fish dies.
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- | ====Strong Badia the Free====
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- | *I don't know what I've been told, email's best when it don't scroll. ''{only when checking the first email}''
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- | ====Baddest of the Bands====
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- | *In a world of stupid e-mails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
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- | *When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!"
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- | *E-mail. Ch-ch-choo-wih-choo-wih e-mail.
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- | *''{Starting soft, getting louder}'' E-mails, e-mails, e-mails, E-MAILS!
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- | *3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have e-mails.
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- | ====Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective====
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- | *I guess I have a minute to spare and check one of these so-called... e-mails. Chi-ka wha!
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- | *Lemme just check the Dangeresque Database to see if any new important missions have come in.
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- | *I know I'm right in the middle of cracking a hard-boiled case, but I think I have time for an e-mail or two.
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- | *I guess if I'm ever gonna learn to use this thing, I better start checking my e-mail.
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- | *Even though I fight the law, but I also fight the crime, I still can't fight the urge to check a few e-mails.
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- | ====8-Bit is Enough====
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- | *Stage One complete. Stage Two: e-mails.
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- | *A lone space marine against an unstoppable army of zombie elves on the beaches of Normandy. His only weapon: e-mail.
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- | *Strong Bad was a single guy who'd given up on love. But then he met... e-mails.
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- | *E-MAIL BOSS FIGHT!
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- | ===Exclusive to [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack]]===
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- | * What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a life of pain. ''([[2 emails]] outtake)''
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- | * What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a kick in the butt. ''([[2 emails]] outtake)''
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- | * This is my new dance. Dedledeh, this is my new dance. Dedledeh, it's the email dance.
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- | * ''{with instrumental backing}'' Checkin' emails in 2008! Strong Bad's 'bout to fit to regulate! ''([[environment]] outtake)''
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- | * Ooh, it's been so long since I sang an email music... thing...
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- | * Nothin' like na-na-na's to get you through an email song. ''(possible [[secret recipes]] outtake)''
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- | __NOTOC__
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- | [[Category:Lists]]
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- | [[Category:Songs]]
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- | [[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]
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- | [[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 2]]
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- | [[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 3]]
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