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| - | The [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]] are known to reference and even drink '''{{wp|alcoholic beverage}}s'''. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
| + | '''[[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|Alcoholic beverages]]''' often find their way into conversations, households, hands, and yes, even mouths in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. |
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| | ==Appearances== | | ==Appearances== |
| - | ===General=== | + | ===Strong Bad Email=== |
| - | [[File:TGS Scotsmen.PNG|thumb|AT THE PARTY]]
| + | *[[making out]] — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to [[Making Out|make out]] with her, [[Strong Bad]] proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine". |
| - | *[[The Luau]] {{--}} Among the phrases of "{{wp|Polynesia}}n Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "{{wp|Kahlúa}} and Creme", an alcoholic drink. | + | *[[theme party]] — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a [[bear]] wearing [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], holding a beer mug, along with [[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin]], who appears to be passed out. |
| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] {{--}} Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk.
| + | *[[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen. |
| - | *[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] {{--}} Features "Drunk Drivers".
| + | *[[time capsule]] — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]]. |
| - | *[[Everybody to the Limit]] {{--}} Strong Bad is seen sitting in an armchair with a glass of liquor. | + | *[[radio]] — [[Homestar Runner]] throws a [[Wikipedia:Old fashioned glass|rocks glass]] while yelling "High-ball!" |
| - | *[[Ballad of The Sneak]] {{--}} As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Wikipedia:Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
| + | *[[modeling]] — "Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance. |
| - | **Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of {{wp|prohibition}} and the [[Wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
| + | *[[space program]] — During the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball". |
| - | *[[Because, It's Midnite]] {{--}} The song mentions a "champagne glass". | + | *[[myths & legends]] — [[Bubs]] states that the [[Bear holding a Shark]] [[Wikipedia:Shot glass|shot glasses]] are "always popular with the kids". Shot glasses are small glasses used to serve small amounts of (usually potent) liquor. |
| - | *[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] {{--}} [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive!" | + | *[[senior prom]] — Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive. |
| - | *Email [[lures & jigs]] {{--}} Strong Bad attempts to "lure" fish into his and Coach Z's boat by telling them that they have "a keg" (to which he immediately appends "of worms and phytoplankton").
| + | **Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol. |
| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] {{--}} The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
| + | *[[theme song]] - In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet. |
| - | *Email [[radio]] {{--}} [[Homestar Runner]] throws a [[Wikipedia:Old fashioned glass|rocks glass]] while yelling "[[Wikipedia:Highball|High-ball!]]" | + | *[[your funeral]] — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism. |
| - | *Email [[space program]] {{--}} During the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball". | + | *[[rough copy]] — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer". |
| - | *Email [[myths & legends]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] states that the [[Bear holding a Shark]] [[Wikipedia:Shot glass|shot glasses]] are "always popular with the kids". | + | *[[hygiene]] — Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a [[Wikipedia:hangover|hangover]]. |
| - | *Email [[your funeral]] {{--}} Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
| + | *[[business trip]] — Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "Expen$e Account Ones". |
| - | *Email [[hygiene]] {{--}} Gene/Strong Bad's mother claims to have a "grown-up headache", a likely reference to a {{wp|hangover}}.
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| - | *Email [[nightlife]] {{--}} Bubs runs the bar at [[Club Technochocolate]] and Strong Bad orders an expensive drink in an eye dropper.
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| - | *[[Peasant's Quest]] {{--}} [[Baby Lady & Her Baby|The Baby]] is said to go on to develop a mead problem later in life.
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| - | *[[That a Ghost]] {{--}} [[Fat Dudley]] is caught drinking hooch.
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| - | *[[Biz Cas Fri 2]] {{--}} Homestar is almost certainly hung over, mentioning that he partied so hard the night before he can't remember what he did and falls asleep under Strong Bad's desk.
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| - | *[[Commandos in the Classroom]] {{--}} One of the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
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| - | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] {{--}} The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Wikipedia:Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
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| - | *[[Fan Costumes '06]] {{--}} Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's [[hot mom]] is giving out frozen "margaracheatas". | + | |
| - | *[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] {{--}} A jug of hooch can be found in [[Sickly Sam]]'s stomach.
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| - | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}} Strong Bad can order a Cold One and a green drink from Bubs at [[Club Technochocolate]], both of which he proceeds to drink.
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| - | *[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} The shelf of the old club is stocked with neon colored "Ones", which Strong Bad comments "are all old and warm, and stuffed with light bulbs apparently".
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| - | *[[Hooked on Decemberween]] {{--}} [[Brainkrieg]] claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.
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| - | *[[I Killed Pom Pom]] {{--}} Marzipan mentions that she makes homemade kombucha.
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| - | *[[Characters from Yonder Website]] {{--}} The [[Smarty Juice]]'s effects imply that it contains alcohol (or at least has [[Wikipedia:Fermentation|fermented]]).
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| - | ===Beer=== | + | |
| - | [[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Oneitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the One.]]
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| - | {{seealso|Cold One}}
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| - | *[[Homestarloween Party]] {{--}} [[Pom Pom's girls]] are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
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| - | *[[Dancin' Bubs]] {{--}} Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
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| - | *Email [[super powers]] {{--}} Strong Bad uses the diamond on his head to pop the cap off of a [[Cold One]]. | + | |
| - | *Email [[theme party]] {{--}} Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a [[bear]] wearing [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], holding a beer mug, along with [[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin]], who appears to be passed out. | + | |
| - | *Email [[time capsule]] {{--}} An Easter egg features [[Minor Drinks#coach_z_ale|Coach Z Ale]], a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]].
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| - | *Email [[theme song]] {{--}} In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet. | + | |
| - | *Email [[rough copy]] {{--}} Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer". | + | |
| - | *Email [[business trip]] {{--}} Homestar and Strong Bad have ordered beer called "[[Cold One#expenseones|Expen$e Account Ones]]". | + | |
| - | *[[Date Nite]] {{--}} Homestar and Strong Bad are shown drinking [[Cold One#oldone|'old Ones]] after Marzipan and [[The Cheat]] left for [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship|their date]].
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| - | *[[Where's an Egg?]] {{--}} One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
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| - | *[[hremail 3184]] {{--}} Bubs and Coach Z watch the explosion of the [[Lappy 486]] in lawn chairs, with beer cans.
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| - | *[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] mentions that he heard the Cold Ones were pretty good at The Inventory (causing Tycho to mock "[[Ages|aren't you like, ten]]?")
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| - | *[[sloshy - No-stalgia]] {{--}} [[sloshy]] mentions "[not] meetin' old friends for beers", while the backup singer would "still like to get beers if we can".
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| - | *[[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare]] {{--}} One of the prizes of the Match game (first seen in a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet on {{prs|1337678165557252096|12|Dec|2020}}) is a six pack of [[Wikipedia:Coors Brewing Company|Coors]] (alternately referred to by Strong Bad as Cold Ones).
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| - | *Email [[parenting]] {{--}} Two of the "real family restaurants" that Strong Bad considers taking his pudding baby to are a micro-brewery and a craft distillery. | + | |
| - | *{{Decemberweenvent Calendar|19}} {{--}} [[Kerrek Brau]] is labeled as "Non-Cold Onesaholic".
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| - | ===Cognac=== | + | ===Other Appearances=== |
| - | *Email [[modeling]] {{--}} "Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance. | + | *[[Because It's Midnite]] — The song mentions a "champagne glass." |
| - | *[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] {{--}} Coach Z raps about {{wp|Hennessy}}, a brand of cognac.
| + | *[[Meet Marshie]] — [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martini]]. |
| - | ===Martinis===
| + | *[[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Pom Pom's girls]] are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia. |
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| + | *[[Dancin' Bubs]] — Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug. |
| - | **[[Thorax:staph.html|Our Gentle Staph]] page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
| + | *[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] — Features "Drunk Drivers". |
| - | **[[Thorax:stardom.html|Leg Delabor's page]] includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.
| + | *[[The Luau]] — Among the phrases of "[[Wikipedia:Polynesia|Polynesian]] Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink. |
| - | **[[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page]] states that he was drinking while thinking of new PRODUKTs<!--Remember, this is not a typo.-->.
| + | *[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Coach Z raps about [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], a brand of cognac. |
| - | *[[Meet Marshie]] {{--}} [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martini]]. | + | *[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!" |
| - | *[[That Time of Year]] {{--}} Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads. | + | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk. <!--While the date of release is unknown, it is assumed Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 was released AFTER The Best Decemberween Ever.--> |
| - | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] {{--}} [[Marzipan]] is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and martini. | + | *[[Ballad of The Sneak]] — As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Wikipedia:Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods. |
| - | *Email [[senior prom]] {{--}} Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://web.archive.org/web/20070516184115/http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.
| + | **Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] and the [[Wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]]. |
| - | *[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] {{--}} One of Strong Bad's edited screenshots includes a "high class bikini [lady]" with a martini. | + | *[[New Boots]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette. |
| - | ===Mouthwash===
| + | *[[That Time of Year]] — Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads. |
| - | [[Image:Listerine.png|thumb|"Coach Z, you oughta be ashamed of yourself."]] | + | *[[That A Ghost]] — [[Fat Dudley]] is caught drinking hooch. |
| - | {{seealso|Listerine}}
| + | *[[Commandos in the Classroom]] — One of the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband". |
| - | *[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] {{--}} Coach Z drinks mouthwash, offers Homestar some, and passes out at the end of the cartoon as Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine", an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol. | + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] — The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol. |
| - | **Coach Z is also seen spiking the punch with Listerine in [[senior prom]]. | + | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Wikipedia:Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50). |
| - | *[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] {{--}} In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
| + | *[[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's hot mom is giving out frozen margar-a-Cheat-a's. |
| - | ===Wine===
| + | *[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine. |
| - | *Email [[making out]] {{--}} In order to get the sender's boyfriend to [[Making Out|make out]] with her, [[Strong Bad]] proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine". | + | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] — Marzipan is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and a martini. |
| - | *Email [[the show]] {{--}} The character on the "We'll be right back" screen holds a wine glass. | + | *[[Drive-Thru]] — Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine. |
| - | *Email [[different town]] (Easter egg) {{--}} A drawing of Eh! Steve! drinking from a wine glass can be seen. | + | *[[Where's an Egg?]] — One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer. |
| - | *Email [[dangeresque 3]] {{--}} Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen. | + | |
| - | *Email [[montage]] {{--}} [[Strong Bad]] and the [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]] drink wine on a boat in the lake. | + | |
| - | *Email [[rock opera]] {{--}} Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs the viewers that he is "pleasant". | + | |
| - | *[[Videlectrix]] {{--}} The [[Videlectrix:videlectrix gallery.html|Game Gallery]] has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese. | + | |
| - | *[[New Boots]] {{--}} [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette. | + | |
| - | *[[Drive-Thru]] {{--}} Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine. | + | |
| - | *[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} A bottle of wine sits on a table at Club Technochocolate. | + | |
| - | *[[Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle]] {{--}} After finding wine and [[cheese]] in the castle study, Strong Bad suggests that the Vampire will be having a wine tasting later. After winning the game, he and The Cheat have a wine tasting in the Alchemist's laboratory with the members of [[Ratt]].
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