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A [[Yonder Website]]-[[Yonder Website Character Variations|themed]] main page.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Character 2, Character 1, Character 8, Character 3, Character 4, Character 6, Character 7, Character 9, Character 10, Character 5

'''Date:''' Monday, February 12, 2024

'''Icon:''' ''N/A''

'''Page Title:''' Brought to you by Smarty Juice

==Button Effects==
*'''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' {{--}} Each time the button is scrolled over, Character 1 walks by carrying a different baked good, while the narrator describes the scene.
**"Here's Character 1 strolling home with a braidèd loaf. Probably get a caraway seed stuck in his teeth, but that's the life he chose. That's right."
**"Character 1's juggling a trio of brioche buns. I think he's got it right. He can paint my fence any time. That's right, it's starting to warp. Never had it sealed."
**"Now he's going for it with a Burmese-python-sized baguette. Seems a little excessive, but that's Character 1 for ya. Far out."
*'''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' {{--}} Character 8 rapidly drinks Smarty Juice, saying "mope mope mope" faster and faster, and higher- and higher-pitched, until his head explodes. A face appears on his torso, says "mope" in a slower and lower-pitched voice, and then sticks its tongue out. The narrator responds, "Say, that looks just like... the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Far out?" The creature smiles while a banner bearing a question mark flies over its head.
*'''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' {{--}} Character 3 appears and shouts "Baseborg...!", which gradually fades as he melts into a puddle. The narrator comments, "Oh, seepin' it out." The words "seepin' it out" appear in cursive over the puddle.
*'''[[Downloads]]''' {{--}} The narrator sings "The time has come to bend at the knees." A group of three characters (4, 6, and 7; or 9, 10, and 5) appear and bend at the knees, with an accompanying banner.
*'''[[Store]]''' {{--}} Character 2 starts to speak, but the narrator says "Ah ah! No talking!", and Character 2's mouth closes up.
**Character 2 begins speaking again, and the narrator interrupts with "I said absolutely... no talking." Character 2's mouth is covered with tape.
*'''[[Email|E-mail]]''' {{--}} The background becomes a colorful cloudscape with sparkle effects, and Character 2's eyes become spirals. The narrator declares, "Character 2 has gone and transcended time and space. Why don't we all transcend with him to a higher plane of consciousness? That is both right and far out."

==Fun Facts==
===Explanations===
*{{w|Caraway|Caraway seeds}} are used as a spice in breads.
*{{w|Brioche|Brioche buns}} and {{w|baguette}}s are both kinds of bread with French origins.

===Trivia===
*{{w|Burmese python}}s grow to about 16 feet.

===Inside References===
*Character 1 walks by with several kinds of [[bread]].
*The narrator [[-èd|emphasizes the -ed]] in "braidèd loaf".
*Character 8 rapidly drinks several bottles of [[Smarty Juice]].
*Character 1's python baguette is similar to the sub sandwich constrictor from [[fan club]].

==External Links==
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