Editing The Reddest Radish

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[[Image:reddestradish.png|thumb|"Ouch!"]]
Marzipan is certain to win the Reddest Radish contest. Strong Bad and company forge a note from Homestar Runner to Marzipan, saying he's sick, to lure her away from her house. This cartoon has a unique "paper doll cut-out" visual style and laughtrack.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|The Announcer}},[[Homsar]](easter egg) 

'''Places:''' [[The Radish Patch]], [[Homestar Runner's House]], [[Contest Area]]

'''Date:''' 2000

'''Running Time:''' 2:23

'''Page Title:''' The Reddest Radish

{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}
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== Transcript ==

''{Opening Music and Title Screen}''

'''CAPTION:''' On the day of the Reddest Radish contest, Marzipan was in her garden getting ready...

'''MARZIPAN:''' La la la la la la la... La la la la ''{Marzipan picks a radish}''

''{Canned laughter}''

''{The Cheat appears from behind a bush and drops a note that lands in front of Marzipan. She picks it up.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Oh! This note leads me to believe that Homestar Runner is sick.

''{The note reads "i am sick. —homestar runner"}''

''{Canned laughter}'' 

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'd better go check on him. ''{heads offscreen to Homestar's house}''

''{Enter Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad with a wagon}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, get the vegetable!

''{Canned booing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Now let's cheese it!{{ref|1}}

''{They throw the radish on the wagon and leave}''

''{Cuts to Marzipan at Homestar's house. She knocks on the door with her head.}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ouch. Homestar Runner, are you okay? ''{knocks with head again}'' Homestar, are you in there? It's me, Marzipan!

''{Canned laughter}''

''{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat and Strong Mad, wagon and radish in tow.}''

''{Canned booing}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh man you guys, with Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the competition, and then, maybe get uh, famous... a little...

''{Canned laughter}''

''{Cuts to Homestar Runner and Pom Pom and a stage with a banner that says "Reddest Radish"}''

'''ANNOUNCER:'''  Ladies and gentlemen, the competition will begin in 15 minutes. P-p-p-p-p-''please'' bring your radishes to the staging area.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pom Pom, where's Marzipan? She's supposed to be heeeere!

''{Cuts to Marzipan, still at Homestar's house. She knocks with her head}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ouch. Homestar, let me in.

''{Knocks again}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ouch. Homestar Runner, are you in there? ''{pause}'' I'm leaving. ''{leaves}''

''{Canned laughter}''

''{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad, pulling the wagon and radish}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To the tune of "[[Wikipedia:La Cucaracha|La Cucaracha]]"}'' We got the radish, we got the radish, and we're gonna win the contest!

''{Canned booing}''

''{Cuts to Homestar Runner and Pom Pom by the stage, a can at their feet}''

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbles}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know what, Pom Pom? You're right. Kicking this can would make me feel better. ''{He kicks it}''

''{Cuts to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad}''

''{Canned booing}''

''{The can that Homestar Runner kicked lands in front of the wagon, and the wagon goes over it, causing the radish to fly out}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' What the...? Holy crap!

''{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad rush off, leaving afterimages}''

'''STRONG BAD AFTERIMAGE:''' Holy crap!

''{Canned laughter and the after images rush off. The radish is still flying through the air.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, that radish is Marzipan's!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Out of the way, Homestar!

''{The radish lands and they all fight over it in a cloud of dust. The dust clears, the villains are on the ground, stood over by Pom Pom and Homestar is on the stage with the radish}''

''{Marzipan enters}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Look Marzipan, I got the Reddest Radish back from Strong Baaaaaaaaaaad!

'''MARZIPAN:''' What on earth are you talking about? That's not the Reddest Radish! This is!

''{Marzipan pulls out a gargantuan red radish. Homestar falls off the stage, and Pom Pom falls to land sideways. Laughter. Marzipan stands on the stage with her radish and a first prize trophy}''

'''MARZIPAN:''' I'm the winner!

''{Canned laughter}''

'''CAPTION:''' the end.


== Easter Eggs ==
click the 'd' At The End To See Homsar And Crowd Booing Him 
*(A REAL BOOING PLAYS) 
*'''HOMSAR:'''(over the boos)AaAaAaA!I Am A Big Fan Of Pies!
===Footnote===
# {{note|1}} This line could be "Now let's cheat it".

== Fun Facts ==
===Trivia===
*This is the first time Strong Bad said, "[[Crap|Holy Crap]]!", as this toon predated [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].
*When Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, and Strong Bad are in a fight for the radish, their colors change as follows: Strong Bad turns red, Pom Pom turns yellow, Strong Mad turns gray, Homestar Runner turns red, and The Cheat turns to a darker yellow.
*If you watch the [[HR:menuswfs/menu_radish.swf|preview]] for The Reddist Radish on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], Strong Bad jumps and spins around. He does not do this in the actual toon.
*Marzipan pulls the reddest radish from [[Hammerspace]].

===Remarks===
*Strong Mad's boots are colored black, instead of their usual red color.
*The usual "back" and "again" links at the end do not appear in this cartoon.
*Marzipan knocks on the door with her head, either because of her paper cutout form or her [[lack of visible arms]].

===Inside References===

*There is another [[kicking a can]] scene.
*Marzipan wins a [[trophy]] for the Reddest Radish.

===Real-World References===
*In the [[Wikipedia:Mario Party|Mario Party]] series, [[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Princess Peach]] says "I'm the winner!" in a similar way to Marzipan's exclamation.
*The Announcer pronounces "please" in the same way as the [[Wikipedia:Roger Rabbit|titular character]] of the 1988 film [[Wikipedia:Who Framed Roger Rabbit|Who Framed Roger Rabbit]].
*The tune from this episode is taken from a [[Wikipedia:Casio SK-1|Casio SK-1]] keyboard.
*The canned laughter is much like the [[Wikipedia:Laugh track|canned laughter]] used in older sitcoms.

===Fast Forward===
*Strong Bad says "With Marzipan's radish, we're gonna win the [[competition]]" again in the Strong Bad Email [[virus]].
**This is also referenced in [[Strong Bad Sings]] as the title of a song.
*The paper cut-out version of The Cheat is also used again in [[virus]].

== DVD Version ==
*The title and the paragraph after slowly zoom toward the screen.
[[Image:REDDEST RADISH UNUSED DESIGN FROM VIRUS.PNG|thumb|CHILDREN'S DRAWING'D!]]
*If you press the Angle button on your DVD remote, the characters' appearances will change. There are three angles:
**Ghosts
**Road signs (The Cheat resembles the The Cheat crossing sign seen in [[virus]], but without the word "x-ing")
**Children's drawings (again, The Cheat's drawing is the same one as in [[virus]]) <!--Or PBTC, someone confirm this-->
*Whereas the fight cloud has the characters' various body parts sticking out on the website, on the DVD it's just a simple cloud.

== External Links ==
*[[HR:radish.html|watch "The Reddest Radish"]]
*[[HR:radish.swf|view the Flash file for "The Reddest Radish"]]

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