Editing Strong Bad Email Intros

{{about|list of all Strong Bad Email intros}} {{for-nothe|other uses|Email Intros (disambiguation)}}
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It's become a tradition for [[Strong Bad]] to make some kind of statement or sing a crazy song, usually about checking an email, before he reads one. This page lists all of them.
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==The Intros==

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! Number !! Email !! Intro
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| 1 || [[some kinda robot]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Bad.
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| 2 || [[homsar]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm gonna check my email all of the time, doo doo doo...
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| 3 || [[butt IQ]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' my email, checkin' my email, checkin'-checkin'-checkin'-checkin' my email.
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| 4 || [[homestar hair]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...
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| 5 || [[making out]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.
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| 6 || [[depressio]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I check, you check, we all check for email, check an email.
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| 7 || [[halloweener]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I am going to check my email.
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| 8 || [[brianrietta]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I remember the time when I checked my email.
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| 9 || [[i love you]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email.
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| 10 || [[trevor the vampire]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
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| 11 || [[i rule]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, grumble grumble, email, grumble...
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| 12 || [[credit card]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Initiate email check in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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| 13 || [[i she be]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
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| 14 || [[duck pond]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Must...check...email...
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| 15 || [[the basics]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Everybody...check your email...
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| 16 || [[band names]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Who's that giving Strong Bad a hand? Email... Email...
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| 17 || [[studying]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ohh! Electronic mail!
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| 18 || [[stand-up]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Something has compelled me to check my email.
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| 19 || [[tape-leg]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow... Ow-mnow, mnow, mnow...
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| 20 || [[spring cleaning]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
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| 21 || [[cartoon]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | This episode, Strong Bad checks his email.
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| 22 || [[sb_email 22]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Do, du, dadada do, du, dadada do...
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| 23 || [[little animal]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh! What's this? An email? For me?!
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| 24 || [[the bird]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' my email... Here at the stick... That's pretty cool...
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| 25 || [[super powers]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.
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| 26 || [[CGNU]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Check that email, check it down, check that email, smack it around.
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| 27 || [[3 Wishes]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I got an email. I got an awesome email.
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| 28 || [[1 step ahead]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | This one had better be good, man. I got a lot of money riding on this one.
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| 29 || [[superhero name]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | All these... emails... I don't understand.
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| 30 || [[12:00]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'll take Strong Bad Emails for a thousand, please.
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| 31 || [[sugarbob]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
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| 32 || [[flag day]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Riballa diballa check e-mail.
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| 33 || [[gimmicks]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Super great, super great... Check your email! Diggity...
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| 34 || [[weird dream]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Time to check the email... Time to check the email... TIME...TO...CHECK...THE...EMAIL! Er, The Cheat, I'm having some problems... Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter... Okay, here we go.
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| 35 || [[sisters]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
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| 36 || [[guitar]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
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| 37 || [[dullard]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Mmmmm... fresh emails...
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| 38 || [[helium]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll...
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| 39 || [[property of ones]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... Gimme some of this.
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| 40 || [[vacation]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oooh, duh doo doo doo, my email left me, duh doo doo...
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| 41 || [[invisibility]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm hooome! Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. And don't need ''this'' anymore. For behold... the 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! Okay, let's get to checking! 
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| 42 || [[action figure]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!
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| 43 || [[little questions]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that email? Was it Strong Bad?
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| 44 || [[lures & jigs]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I check email from the front to the back, I said check email from the front to the back I said check...
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| 45 || [[techno]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | It's the email, the email, what what, the email.
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| 46 || [[your friends]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | ''{clears throat}'' ''{in a clear voice}'' Emaaaaaaaaaaaailllllllll.
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| 47 || [[new hands]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Doo doo doo doo doo... Email! doo doo doo doo doo...
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| 48 || [[ghosts]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Boy, is it ever Monday.
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| 49 || [[theme party]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh! Man! Email! Ugh!
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| 50 || [[50 emails]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, girl... I want to email you so nice.
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| 51 || [[website]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh-you-thought-there-was-no-more-emails-but-guess-what-there's-an-EMAIL!
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| 52 || [[island]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Emails are a part of this balanced breakfast.
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| 53 || [[comic]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | In the United States alone, someone checks their email every three seconds. This is one of them.
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| 54 || [[morning routine]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Augh. My mouth tastes like... emails.
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| 55 || [[cheat talk]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh e-mail.
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| 56 || [[current status]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh! The email!
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| 57 || [[japanese cartoon]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.
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| 58 || [[dragon]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female! Oh man! Not from a female.
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| 59 || [[marzipan]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.
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| 60 || [[huttah!]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.
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| 61 || [[monster truck]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....
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| 62 || [[interview]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ahh...so many emails, so little good emails.
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| 63 || [[fingers]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Welcome to the Strong Bad Email dat-daddle-dun! Everybody get down!
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| 64 || [[english paper]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.
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| 65 || [[unused emails]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oooh! Check it out! Another one of those... sbemails!
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| 66 || [[the show]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, women, email, girls! Email, women, email, girls!
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| 67 || [[autobiography]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | This email is brought to you by a grant from The Cheat and the support of Viewers Like You.
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| 68 || [[caper]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | strongbad, underscore, email, dot e-x-e. Enter.
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| 69 || [[personal favorites]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! ''{Rock guitar solo starts up and then ends after a few seconds}'' Whoa--that ruled.  What function key do I gotta press to get ''that'' to happen again?
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| 70 || [[big white face]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
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| 71 || [[2 emails]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | What do you get when you email Strong Bad? You get a world of hurt.
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| 72 || [[crazy cartoon]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm intrigued by these... how you say... emails.
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| 73 || [[mascot]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe the Cheat.
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| 74 || [[privileges]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEEMAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!
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| 75 || [[funny]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Watch me do a little bit o' email, and I'll watch you do a little bit o'  uh--that's never happened before. Watch me do a little bit o' e mail, and I'll watch you do a little bit o' uh--that's never happened befo--oh wait, it's an email. That has happened before. And quite a few times if I remember correctly.
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| 76 || [[sibbie]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email! Email! Email! Email!
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| 77 || [[suntan]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I met her in the summertime. Her name was...''{clear voice}'' email.
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| 78 || [[anything]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hello, class. Strong Bad could not be here today, so I will be filling in. My name is Homestar Runner. Everyone please take out paper and a number 2 pencil, and we'll begin.
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| 79 || [[the process]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.
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| 80 || [[stunt double]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, I took the email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.
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| 81 || [[date]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tep. Tick.
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| 82 || [[impression]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email: It's like the sugar on the candy for my stuff.
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| 83 || [[labor day]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Which email is your favorite? Mine is the basics.
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| 84 || [[kids' book]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ladies and gentlemen. I give you... a-da sbemail.
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| 85 || [[2 years]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Hassaro! Heessaro! Hassaro! Heessaro!
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| 86 || [[no loafing]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!
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| 87 || [[mile]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | '''POWERED BY THE CHEAT STRONG BAD:''' Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—
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| 88 || [[couch patch]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm goin' to try something a little different: print out million dollar bill.exe
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| 89 || [[local news]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | It's email time again! Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo, Doot doodle-ooh-doo.
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| 90 || [[colonization]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | E''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me, e''mail'' me don't e''mail'' me.
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| 91 || [[caffeine]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | And coming in at number 91, it's: E-Maaaaaaaaaaail!
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| 92 || [[kind of cool]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Thanks for choosing Strong Bad Email. Would you like to try a combo meal?
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| 93 || [[army]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.
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| 94 || [[video games]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet.
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| 95 || [[the bet]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Come on, big money! Big money! And... email!
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| 96 || [[lackey]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | So innocent and email free... That's you 'n me.
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| 97 || [[monument]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
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| 98 || [[stupid stuff]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words.
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| 99 || [[different town]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Check your email and check your email. ''{[[different town#Real-World References|looped]]}'' Check your email and check your email.
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| 100 || [[flashback]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | ONE TWO THREE FOUR! EMAIL IS AWESOME, EMAIL IS WEIRD, EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD! And I'll never forget the way it was, GRRRL!
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| 101 || [[car]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. I'm cool.
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| 102 || [[lunch special]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
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| 103 || [[haircut]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
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| 104 || [[theme park]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
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| 105 || [[replacement]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
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| 106 || [[dangeresque 3]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...
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| 107 || [[cheatday]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
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| 108 || [[pom pom]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house.
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| 109 || [[crying]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e- ''{realizes mistake}'' ...Oh. Never mind.
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| 110 || [[for kids]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I guess I should do the thing that I do.
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| 111 || [[other days]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
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| 112 || [[old comics]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
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| 113 || [[pizzaz]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Here comes The Strong Baaaaad...  Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
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| 114 || [[the facts]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' e-mail, I'm checkin' email.
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| 115 || [[time capsule]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
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| 116 || [[extra plug]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
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| 117 || [[montage]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
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| 118 || [[virus]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
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| 119 || [[animal]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Alright! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
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| 120 || [[radio]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
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| 121 || [[part-time job]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
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| 122a || [[dreamail]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...
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| 122b || [[dreamail]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | OK, orchestra, hit it!  Email me tonight!
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| 123 || [[origins]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
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| 124 || [[secret recipes]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
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| 125 || [[rock opera]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' email and take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC
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| 126 || [[best thing]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | You got to email, just to stay alive!
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| 127 || [[long pants]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | And if I email you, girl! Woman! Oh, would you email me, girl? Woman?
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| 128 || [[rampage]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, check it, come on, a-come on, y'all-a. Email check it, come on, a-come on, y'all!
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| 129 || [[garage sale]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
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| 130 || [[do over]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Email, makes money!  Strong Bad Email, gets paid!
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| 131 || [[boring (really)]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | ''{rapping}'' Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all! 
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| 132 || [[modeling]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!
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| 133a || [[bottom 10]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | This email is making fun of you.
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| 133b || [[bottom 10]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Back out of my way, so I can check some email. 
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| 134 || [[record book]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... 
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| 135 || [[lady...ing]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | ''{singing in falsetto}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.
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| 136 || [[geddup noise]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
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| 137 || [[bedtime story]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. Checkin' my email!
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| 138 || [[space program]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries... 
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| 139 || [[portrait]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
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| 140 || [[highschool]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | It's the email, baby, lunch juice!
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| 141 || [[death metal]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email ''(ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh)''.
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| 142 || [[secret identity]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
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| 143 || [[technology]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!
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| 144 || [[narrator]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
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| 145 || [[myths & legends]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
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| 146 || [[pop-up]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
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| 147 || [[lady fan]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
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| 148 || [[disconnected]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!
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| 149 || [[candy product]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.
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| 150 || [[alternate universe]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email.
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| 151 || [[senior prom]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
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| 152 || [[isp]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
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| 153 || [[redesign]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email is nice, habalubabulabada! Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
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| 154 || [[keep cool]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'll take you back to a time when email was king!
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| 155 || [[theme song]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.
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| 156 || [[road trip]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.
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| 157 || [[trading cards]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Away you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
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| 158 || [[cliffhangers]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
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| 159a || [[retirement]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.
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| 159b || [[retirement]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
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| 160 || [[coloring]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
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| 161 || [[4 branches]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Start your day, the sbemail way! And never get out of bed!
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| 162a || [[the chair]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | A-just scrape some email off the top, and I'll help you out toniiiight!
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| 162b || [[the chair]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Hey, hey, hey.  It's email.
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| 163 || [[what I want]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dear Strong Bad.
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| 164 || [[looking old]] 
| style="text-align: left;" |''{slowly}'' Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, email. Boom, tick. Tick-a-tick-a-tick, What? Dijjery—
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| 165 || [[strong badathlon]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
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| 166 || [[unnatural]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I am Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.
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| 167 || [[the movies]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Coach Z is not that cool; here comes an email.
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| 168 || [[your funeral]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad, how you gonna check that email with my boxing gloves, with my boxing gloves?
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| 169 || [[from work]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, tiptoe your fingers 'cross the keyboard for the quietest email you can check.
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| 170 || [[rough copy]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Sweetheart, get dressed and brush your teeth, it's time for email.
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| 171 || [[underlings]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | My email song! Where would I be without my email song?
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| 172 || [[more armies]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Bring to me a suitable email, that I may check it down.
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| 173 || [[the paper]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and I'm about to reject y'all!
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| 174 || [[mini-golf]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Email, I'm so in love with you it's kinda inappropriate!
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| 175 || [[concert]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm running through a field of emails! Paranoia! Paranoia!
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| 176 || [[hygiene]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Step 1! You check an email down, Step 2! You tell some kid he's a dork!
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| 177 || [[original]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Gropin' around in the dark, tryin' ta find an email! Da-da-da-blue-got-a-now!
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| 178 || [[bike thief]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Letters. And words. Emails get absurd, I just gotta jump back! 
|-
| 179 || [[pizza joint]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Let a lil' email into your heart, and it'll clog your arteries!
|-
| 180 || [[slumber party]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Gary. I hope this email's from Gary.
|-
| 181 || [[web comics]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Strong Bad Email goes down smooth and clean, like gasoline.
|-
| 182 || [[business trip]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | When I was 16, I sold all my emails and hit the road.
|-
| 183 || [[yes, wrestling]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Emailin' from the left to the right, emailin' on a Tuuueeesday night.
|-
| 184 || [[diorama]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I baked you this special email! It has... raisins.
|-
| 185 || [[nightlife]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Another week, another email scandal! Strong Bad gonna fly off the handle!
|-
| 186 || [[environment]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm chicky-checkin' emails in 2008! Stricky-stricky-Strong Bad fit to regulate!
|-
| 187 || [[winter pool]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Ooh, emails make me tremble, so I'll keep my body nimble.
|-
| 188 || [[fan club]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Green green grass... A pleasant ghost... Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!
|-
| 189 || [[pet show]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Continue to roast your Strong Bad Email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189. 
|-
| 190 || [[licensed]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Save the gross stuff up at the back of your throat, and hock it at an unsuspecting email. 
|-
| 191 || [[buried]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, who's checkin' emails with his pants? Who's checkin' emails with his pants?
|-
| 192 || [[shapeshifter]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Back again. Checking email from my friends. I mean, the stupid people that write me.
|-
| 193 || [[rated]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | My email is a cell phone. No it's not! My email is a CAR-phone! That's right.
|-
| 193&frac12; || [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails for money...is not funny.
|-
| 194 || [[specially marked]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | If everybody in the world checked their email, the internet would probably break.
|-
| 195 || [[love poems]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Girl, where's my money that you owe me from all those emails that you wrote me?
|-
| 196 || [[hiding]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Junk it, and check it, send me an email and I'll wreck it!
|-
| 197 || [[your edge]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.
|-
| 198 || [[magic trick]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I'm gonna check my ''{grunt}'', and then I'll check my ''{grunt}'' and then we'll turn it out.
|-
| 199 || [[being mean]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | I had to pay the doctor just to have this email removed. A-so smooth.
|-
| 200 || [[email thunder]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | '''THE POOPSMITH:''' Two hundred sbemails, exhausting just to think about. How can we face two hundred sbemails? The thought of all those sbemails makes me weak!<br/>'''STRONG BAD:''' Puke!
|-
| 201 || [[hremail3184]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh, man, I haven't checked my email in so long, I bet there's gonna be a half-zillion messages waiting for me!
|-
| 202 || [[imaginary]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checking emails at home from your work computer, it's kinda like playing first person shooters with your girlfriend. It kinda ruins them booooth. 
|-
| 203 || [[independent]]
| style="text-align: left;" | To check my email, all gotta do is click. All that old typin' made my boxing gloves sick.
|-
| 203 || [[dictionary]]
| style="text-align: left;" | Oh people can you feel me, email me and also don't try to really feel me.
|}

===Introductions for DVD Emails===

{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style="border-collapse:collapse; text-algin: center;"
|- bgcolor=#eeeeee
! Number !! Email !! Intro
|-
| 1 || [[Greeting Cards]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Gather 'round, everybody! It's email time!
|-
| 2 || [[E-mail Birds]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Okay, let's see if we can kill a few email birds here with one big email bird killing stone.
|-
| 3 || [[Videro Games]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | There comes a time, when we read a certain email.
|-
| 4 || [[Family Resemble<!--sic; this is misspelled on purpose-->nce]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Checkin' emails for a livin', a livin'. I'm checkin' emails for life.
|-
| 5 || [[Accent]] 
| style="text-align: left;" | Robot jokes, robot jokes, there are no robot jokes in this email.
|-
| 6 || [[Comic Book Movie]]
| style="text-align: left;" | We love emails and girls love us! Now let me check my email 'cause it's gatherin' dust!
|}

===Introductions for [[SBCG4AP]]===

With the exception of the first introduction, these introductions are not associated with checking a specific mail, rather one of them plays at random each time Strong Bad sits down in front of the Lappy.

====Homestar Ruiner====
*I'm gonna check my email, my email, my email. I'm gonna check my what? ''{only when checking the first email}''
*I'll kick you in the head, with my email boot.
*I'm checking emails from Awesome to Zawesome!
*I'm just over here checkin' my email and your breath smells real bad.
*Don't brag and boast, just put a little email all on your toast.
*Gimme the emails Lappy&mdash; shamalama dingalama domolama damow.
*When Strong Bad checks his email, a cute fish dies.

====Strong Badia the Free====
*I don't know what I've been told, email's best when it don't scroll.  ''{only when checking the first email}''

====Baddest of the Bands====
*In a world of stupid e-mails... one man stands ready with his delete key...
*When I say "e" you say "mail"! "E"! "Mail"! "E"! "Mail!"
*E-mail. Ch-ch-choo-wih-choo-wih e-mail.
*''{Starting soft, getting louder}'' E-mails, e-mails, e-mails, E-MAILS!
*3... 2... 1... ignition. Gentlemen, we have e-mails.

====Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective====
*I guess I have a minute to spare and check one of these so-called... e-mails. Chi-ka wha! 
*Lemme just check the Dangeresque Database to see if any new important missions have come in. 
*I know I'm right in the middle of cracking a hard-boiled case, but I think I have time for an e-mail or two. 
*I guess if I'm ever gonna learn to use this thing, I better start checking my e-mail. 
*Even thought I fight the law, but I also fight the crime, I still can't fight the urge to check a few e-mails.

====8-Bit is Enough====
*Stage One complete. Stage Two: e-mails. 
*A lone space marine against an unstoppable army of zombie elves on the beaches of Normandy. His only weapon: e-mail. 
*Strong Bad was a single guy who'd given up on love. But then he met... e-mails. 
*E-MAIL BOSS FIGHT! 

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