Editing Cold One

[[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Cold One motto]]
'''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, [[Kerrek]] refuses a Cold One because he is a [[Wikipedia:teetotaller|teetotaller]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also since the [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer.  In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the German preference of drinking their beer warm.

It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.

== [[property of ones| Property of Ones]] ==

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
* o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
* ''n'' is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
* c is the temperature of the One.

'''o'''=(''n''<sup><small>ITUDE</small></sup>&prop;c<sup><small>ITUDE</small></sup>)

==Types Of Ones==
*''Cold Ones'' - Preferred by Strong Bad
*''Cool Ones'' - A nice alternative on spring nights 
*''Xtra Cold Ones'' - A step up from Cold Ones 
*''Not So Cold'' - Enjoyed by [[Coach Z]] at least 90 degrees
*''Room Temp-a-Ture Ones'' - Foreign brand brewed in [[Foreign Lands]]
*''Warm Ones'' - Foreign brand straight from the oven
*''Cold None'' - Not to be wished on anyone 
{|- border=0
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[[Image:notsocold.PNG|thumb|100px|Not So Cold One]]
|[[Image:warmone.PNG|thumb|100px|Warm One]]
|[[Image:roomone.PNG|thumb|100px|Room Temp-a-Ture One]]
|}

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