Editing Homestar vs. Little Girl

[[Image:homegirldecember.png|thumb|"It sounds like funny, but it's not."]]

Puppet Homestar asks a little girl about "[[Decemberween]]".

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' Puppet [[Homestar Runner]], [[Little Girl]]

'''Date:''' July 12, 2004 

'''Running Time:''' 1:09

'''Page Title:''' Homestar vs. Little Girl

== Transcript ==

''{The title "Homestar vs. Little Girl" appears.  Scene opens to reveal Puppet Homestar with Little Girl.  Homestar wears a Santa hat. Throughout the cartoon the action often cuts, as if we're watching selected pieces of a longer video.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What do you want for Decemberween?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' I want ''{pauses, contemplating her answer}'' a special! ''{throws her arms into the air to emphasize}''

''{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl's response, due to her lack of enunciation}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{befuddled}'' A space show?

''{Cut to the little girl waving her hands around excitedly. A Christmas tree is now partially visible in the background and Homestar is missing his hat.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.
 
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{waving back and forth}'' Geet geet geet geet geet geet geet geet.

''{Cut to Homestar's Santa hat sitting crooked on his head.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, did you want to fix my hat?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Okay.

''{Little Girl attempts to fix the hat with limited success.  She tries pulling it down in the front, but it isn't working.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ow.  Ow.  Ow.  Ow, my eyes! ''{Mike is heard laughing in the background, but only slightly}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' That's okay.

''{Cut and Homestar's hat is somewhat fixed.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What would you like for Decemberween?

''{Slight cut.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' DVD.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' DVD?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do&mdash;do you like all these DVDs? ''{she makes an 'all encompassing' gesture with her hands}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I love every DVD that was ever made.

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' What kind of DVD do you like?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I like space show DVDs best.

''{Cut.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Going to get lots and lots of presents!

''{Homestar misinterprets Little Girl again}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Lots of breakfasts.  What type of breakfast do you have?

''{Cut.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{singing, sort of}'' Some jelly, and peanut butter.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Jelly, and peanut butter.  Jelly, and peanut butter. ''{his hat begins to slip off his head as he sings}'' Here goes my hat.

''{Cut.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughing}'' That sounds like funny.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It sounds like funny, but it's not.

==Fun Facts==
*This cartoon is an Easter egg on the [[Decemberween In July]] Menu. To get to it, click on the green light at the top of the screen, directly above the "w" in "Decemberween."
*"Jelly, and peanut butter" might come from a song that small children sing that goes, "Peanut butter, and jelly."
*Homestar mentions "space shows" which is the name of one of tapes from the Easter egg in [[12:00]].
**This may also be referencing Limozeen: But they're in space!
*The little girl keeps looking down when Homestar talks because she may be looking at [[Matt Chapman]] who is controlling and voicing the puppet.

==External Links==
*[[HR:dween_puppet2.html|watch "Homestar vs. Little Girl"]]
*[[HR:dween_puppet2.swf|view the Flash file for "Homestar vs. Little Girl"]]

{{Decemberween In July}}
[[Category:Puppet Stuff]][[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]][[Category:Little Girl Filmography]]