Talk:Thorax Corporation
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I really think we need to extend this page. We should transcript every page and give this it's own category. Maybe it should be the next big project we do after Peasant's Quest is done.-----User:RatherAnnoying
What about the profanity though? There are usages of "What the h*ll" and "a**" on Thorax Corp. This violates the profanity margins of the H*R Wiki. --Ian911299
- Hm... good point. Hell isn't such a big deal, seeing as it's been said before in the HSR universe. I think that a** isn't that big of a deal. If it's been said by TBC, it's ok on the wiki, I think. — talk Bubsty edits 00:30, 21 December 2005 (UTC)
- Except that transcribing every page would then bring up the same copyright concerns as we had before. Since the page is mostly text, it's just a simple copy-paste, unlike writing a transcript for a 'toon. See also: Talk:Strong Sad's Lament. --DorianGray
- It's not "hell" alone that's a problem. It's when it's being used as an exclamation. THAT doesn't appear in the H*R universe. And as DorianGray mentioned, the copyright concerns are a problem, so overall, I think that we shouldn't transcribe Thorax Corp. --Ian911299
- Oh, and I also saw usage of "p*ss" on Thorax. --Ian911299
- Hm... you have a point. This may not have appropriate language, and there can be copyright problems. All the same, it wouldnt be the wiki way if we didn't transcribe it. Perhaps we ask TBC if we could transcribe it and censor out the bad words.... Never mind. I'm not very good at this kinda thing. (Especially since I'm only 12). — talk Bubsty edits 00:50, 22 December 2005 (UTC)
- Oh, and I also saw usage of "p*ss" on Thorax. --Ian911299
- It's not "hell" alone that's a problem. It's when it's being used as an exclamation. THAT doesn't appear in the H*R universe. And as DorianGray mentioned, the copyright concerns are a problem, so overall, I think that we shouldn't transcribe Thorax Corp. --Ian911299
- Except that transcribing every page would then bring up the same copyright concerns as we had before. Since the page is mostly text, it's just a simple copy-paste, unlike writing a transcript for a 'toon. See also: Talk:Strong Sad's Lament. --DorianGray
- spits out coffee* Bubsty's only 12??!?!?!!?! Anyway, we could just put a warning on it, and do what we did on this page. SaltyTalk! 05:39, 23 December 2005 (UTC)
- Hey! That's a pretty good idea! However, the copyright stuff is still an issue. --Ian911299
This site doens't fall under the domain homestarrunner.com. The one page we have is sufficient. — It's dot com 06:20, 24 December 2005 (UTC)
- Yeah, the page we already have is enough. We really don't need more. — Ian911299
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Gent Identity
Who knows who Gent really is? Is he Matt or Mike? Is he someone famous? Who is this blurred man? Deos anyone know? I'm really curious. Chess Cheese
- Actually, to me it looks a lot like Matthew Perry. But then again I'm just a weirdo. Einoo 22:59, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
Domain Business?
Where does it say Thorax Corp is a domain name business? It looks like it's only for stardome issues. (Of course, the site is full of links. It's not easy finding them all.)
THS Cheesia 23:32, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
- So... uhhh... why won't anyone answer? THS Cheesia 19:25, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
- Probably because, so far at least, no one knows the answer off the top of their head, and they're not willing to go look for it. Stop yelling. — It's dot com 19:33, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
Leg Delabor
Why is his image a broken JPEG? Dagoth 06:27, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
- Why not? It's kinda funny. --DorianGray 06:30, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Am I doing this right?
Okay, before I go too far and before all the hard work I've been doing goes to waste, I'm restructuring to get all external links in with some alt attribute values thrown in. Is this good so far? Is this necessary? All of these are there real values, since you're probably wondering.
Removed. See below for revision. You can see the old one here.
--68.94.95.107 22:55, 2 November 2008 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, and I remembered there was some article that had a bunch of external links organized in columns with page titles...anyone remember what that one was I thought it was? I thought it was The King of Town DVD or Yearbook, but that isn't it. --68.94.95.107 00:07, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
Today, for the past hour or less, I've finished it for the heck of it. Can we put it in the article, or do I need to improve it?
NOTE: The "Alternate Text" details are found the HTML code. They specify what text to show if the image cannot load. This is required for images by the W3C. Examples of alternate text in action are found on the navigation buttons (if they were non-existent images), and Leg Delabor's photo on the "[Our] Gentle Staph" page is an actual example. Sometimes this attribute will be left blank.
- view the Thorax Corporation web site
mild language
Main Site Components
- view Thorax photo
- Alternate Text (on the main pages): WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!
- Alternate Text (on others): HORAX
- Button images
- The images for these buttons have no alternative text.
- The "HOME" button:
- The "STAPH" button:
- The "GENT" button:
- The "PRODUKTS(TM)" button:
- The "ARCHIVE" button:
- The "JOIN" button:
- view the image of gent that appears on every page
Our Gentle Staph
Page Title: MEET THE THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. STAPH
Files
- view Gent Delabor's photo
- Alternate Text: before the surgery
- view Rode Delabor's photo
- Alternate Text: a fan of man
- Leg's photo is non-existent. This image is pointed to the file "leg.gif"
- Alternate Text: 11/7/74
- view Sted Delabor's photo
- Alternate Text: steddy as she goes
- view Sted Delabor's photo
- Alternate Text: where are the dollars?
Rode Delabor
Page Title (for all pages): RODE DELABOR 1 2 3!!
Files
- Rode Delabor's photo is included on the page (See above for the link)
- Alternative text: sex appeal
- view "The Mythological Goat of Success" photo
- Alternative text: happenstance
- view the background image
Leg Delabor
- view Leg Delabor's page
- Page Title: LEG DELABOR PROMISES YOU A NEW TIME
- view his "OPEN YOUR EYES!" subpage
- Page Title: GET IN SHAPE, GIRL!
- view his "Paths to Total Stardom" subpage
- Page Title: LEG HAS FINALLY DONE IT! NO MORE TROUSER PROBLEMS!!
Files
Front page
- view the animated GIF on his page
- Alternate Text: break on through
OPEN YOUR EYES!
- view "tired.gif" (first image on the page)
- view "moher.gif" (second image on the page)
- view "joethumb.gif" (third image on the page)
Paths to Total Stardom
Transcript
LEG DELABOR: {He moves the mic occasionally, and the mic picks it up. He talks in a monotone voice throughout} When you look...at yourself. You have to {voice gets quieter} look inside yourself. On the inside of you...to your personal {pauses} being. And if you have what it takes to be a star, that'll...that'll be there. On the wall...of your insides.
Sted Delabor
- view Sted Delabor's page
- Page Title: WHO THE HELL DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS??
Files
- Rode Delabor's photo is included on the page (See above for the link)
PRODUKTS(TM)
- view the Produkts page
- view the text file for the "Ultimate SUCCESS" Produkt
mild language
- view the text file for the "THORAX PDA!" Produkt
- view the text file for the ""The Sky's the Limit!"" Produkt Program
- view the "Regular Size Delabor" Produkt
- Page Title: Our Equine Line of Fabulous PRODUKTS(TM)
- view the image of Regular Size Delabor
- Alternate Text: no son of mine!
- view the text file for the "Regular Size Delabor" Produkt
- view the text file for the "Second Income Stream" Produkt
- view the text file for the "Program Congratulation(TM)(R)(C)" Produkt
Can we use it? --75.41.212.228 21:25, 8 November 2008 (UTC)
- You know, I looked at the Goats article thinking about replacing it with the "The Mythological Goat of Success" image with it's alternative text, and it could have been helpful to have it already in the database (well, I don't mean by in this talk page). Also, looking at an earlier note of, "(Of course, the site is full of links. It's not easy finding them all.)", I think this will be a good contribution. If no one has any comments, I'll be adding this to the page in an hour, and adding a "{{uncensored}}" at the top of the page, due to the language of some of the alternative texts and page titles. Or maybe I'll just make a non-templated warning and add that to the top of the page. Yeah, that sounds better. --75.41.212.228 19:00, 9 November 2008 (UTC)