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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and offered him a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift and turned the old woman away, but she warned him not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within, and when he dismissed her again, the old woman's ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince tried to apologize, but it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle and all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself in his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his twenty-first year. If he could learn to love another and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time. As the years passed, the beast grew in dispair and lost all hope, for who could ever learn to love a beast?

I believe Dot com said it best, and I quote, "you goon". Not even remotely related to Heim

I belive that quote actually came from a young freak of nature, a Mr test1. ⇔Thunderbird⇔ 07:16, 28 February 2006 (UTC)

Secret Journal of Dot com

My test is growing at an alarming rate. What was once a young test1, growing inside a petri dish, is now a thriving test 60. The steady diet of mythological birds and German musicians seems to be paying off. — It's dot frankenstein

Entry Two

The creature spiked in age today, reaching test100 faster than I could have dreamed. My cohort, Tom39 (Toms 1-38 all failed), is alarmed, but I have persuaded him to continue with our unnatural tests. Will this beast become powerful enough to fulfull our plans? Only time will tell... — It's dot what the crap?

Entry Three

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY IN THIS WORLD!!!! Our test is growing exponentially, reaching test1000 just a short while after it's most recent growth. Sadly, it ate Tom39. However Tom40 is currently growing in his chamber, it won't be long until I once again have a faithful slave to do my bidding. test1000 nearly escaped the lab, but I managed to lure it back with the fine music of Amadeus. For some reason, it has taken to the classical music. And sometimes it spouts German. — It's dot unnatural

Entry Four

Our test is becoming erratic, now up to test12345. Tom40 didn't quite grow correctly, and sadly it had to be put out of it's misery. I've given up on Toms, this new test###, provided I can once again regain control of it, should be able to fill in for Tom just fine. In other news, I'm insane. — It's dot insane

Entry Five

I fear that the test may have been a mistake. It continued to grow erratically, and has now escaped my lab into cyberspace. Why? Why did I have to try and play god? Why couldn't I have just learned from my mistakes in the past and STOPPED THIS MADNESS???

In related news, I have renewed my interest in creating Tom41. Using harvested DNA from my failed abomination "test###", I am creating a super Tom, which will bow to my every whim. — It's dot not

Final Entry

Well, I blew it. My test### destroyed all of cyberspace, before imploding on itself. My Tom41 was faithful for a day or two, until he realized just how powerful he was compared to myself. He has now taken over the lab, and I am left forever locked in the tank of his creation, with only my journal. I've managed to destroy everything but myself, and become my own prisoner. Why couldn't I have quit while I was ahead...? My lust for power was my undoing... — It's dot over