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== Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
 
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The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99&frac12; and 118&frac12; are not linked to from anywhere on the site.
 
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118&frac12;. [[Broken Compy Menu|Strong Bad Email?]] <br />
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damn your an ass hole you all fuck my lamp
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99&frac12;. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] <br />
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68&frac12;. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] <br />
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66&frac12;. [[Arcade Game]] <br />
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41&frac12;. [[KoT E-mail]]
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== DVD Emails ==
== DVD Emails ==
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[[E-mail Birds]]<br>
[[E-mail Birds]]<br>
[[Videro Games]]
[[Videro Games]]
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<html>
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<head>
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<title>MostAnnoyingWebPage.com</title>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Welcome to this site!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope you enjoy it.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('keep pushing ok to continue onto your surprise.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, while were waiting, how are you?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope youre fine.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('im fine too, thanks for asking.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you didnt ask, did you?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you dont even care how i am, do you?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you think this page just created itself, dont you?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('little do you know, a real person made this page.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('someone with hopes, dreams, a life.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you dont care.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('youre such a rude person!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('since youre so rude, maybe i should toy with you for a while.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('becuase as long as these little boxes keep popping up, youre stuck.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('go ahead and try.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('stop doesnt work, does it?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('nothing works. your stuck!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hahaha!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('what if this stuff keeps going on forever?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('alert after alert after alert....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('as far as you know, they do keep going.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, i guess were stuck together for a while.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('while were waiting, why dont we have a talk.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know, a heart to heart.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
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// Joey Kilaita, 1999. (joey@kilaita.com)
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// Contact above email for tech support.
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// Use this script freely as long as This header is included.
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var namePrompt = prompt("so, whats your name, anyways?","");
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// Between the quotes above you can put whatever text you want on the
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//prompt box.
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function dispname (namePrompt){
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        alert(" nice to meet you, "+namePrompt+" thanks for coming to the site.");
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// Again, you can change the text to your liking but DO NOT change the
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// "+namePrompt+" text or the script will not work.
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}
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// --></SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
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  {dispname(namePrompt);}
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//--></SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have a weird name!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you must get teased a lot.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('what kind of person would name their kid your name?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('not my parents.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe yours, but not mine.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I mean, just look at your name!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('gosh, were they drunk or something?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Just kidding, its not that bad.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('yeah yeah, i know what your thinking...')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I have things to do!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('People to see!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('or is it the other way around? heh heh.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('But this is actually pretty fun.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('for me it is.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('Are you mad at me though?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('This is actually pretty irritating.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('But dont blame me.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('blame whoever sent you this link.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('theyre the ones who want you to go through this torture.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is torture, isnt it?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('I bet your finger is getting tired.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have to keep clicking and clicking...')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and clicking and clicking......')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('hope you dont get carpal tunnel syndrome.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont sue me if you do.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('ill just deny it.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you could just hit spacebar if you want.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it works just the same.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, what should we talk about now?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
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// Joey Kilaita, 1999. (joey@kilaita.com)
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// Contact above email for tech support.
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// Use this script freely as long as This header is included.
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var namePrompt = prompt("make a suggestion:","");
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// Between the quotes above you can put whatever text you want on the
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//prompt box.
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function dispname (namePrompt){
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        alert("  "+namePrompt+"??!!!???! what a dumb thing to talk about!");
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// Again, you can change the text to your liking but DO NOT change the
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// "+namePrompt+" text or the script will not work.
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}
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// --></SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT language=JavaScript><!--
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  {dispname(namePrompt);}
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//--></SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('are you stoned are something?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i mean wake up, ive heard of dumb things but jeez.....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('no, just kidding, that wasnt THAT bad...')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('its just that its kind of a boring subject.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('soOoOo...')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i guess youre getting pretty tired.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('youve been here for a while.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so far, its been 65 alerts youve gone through.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('65! can you believe it?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know what my favorite number is?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('guess.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('nope, guess again.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('my favorite number is 150.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont you think thats a nice, big number?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('why dont we try to get up to that number?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('dont you think that would be fun?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('we could go alert after alert after alert....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('150! that would be the coolest!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('then you could tell all your friends..')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i went to this fun page,')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and we had to get through 150 alerts to get in!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but once i got in there,')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it was the coolest place in the world.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because theres a surprise at the end, you know.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('a really, really, really cool surprise.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('cool cool cool.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('cool times a trillion.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but to get there, you have to get through 150 alerts.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('should we try?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('lets try.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is number 89, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('90.....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('91.....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('92.....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('93.....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('94.....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('95.....')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know whats cool about this alert thing?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you have to listen to every thing i say.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and you have to agree with it')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because every time you push ok, you agree.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('like, if i say -you suck!!- you agree with me.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('because you pushed ok, you agreed!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you stink!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('agreed with that too, didnt you?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('haha, this is soooo fun!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('were on number 105, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('45 to go!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know, if i were you..')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i would get really mad at whoever told me to go here.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i mean, they are totally wasting your time!')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you know, now its your turn')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('to send this adress to people you know. ')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('now you can waste other peoples time')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('like i wasted yours.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, just send this adress to your so called friends,')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and perpetuate this little torture device.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is alert #115, by the way.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you know what?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('im running out of things to say.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe i should type one word at a time now.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('game')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('is')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('annoying')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('isnt')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it?')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('by')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('the')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('way,')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('alert')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('is')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('number')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('133')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, seeing as how we only have 16 more alerts to go,')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i guess i should start saying my goodbyes.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('its been a long hard trip for both of us,')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and i know its been an annoying one for you.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('you are probably getting really mad,')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('maybe you are fuming with anger.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('i bet you are going crazy.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('but you know, theres a lesson to be learned of this.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('always ask how someone is')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('when you first meet them.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('it would be a better world for everyone')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('if we all were a little more civil.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('so, goodbye, sayonara and adios,')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('peace out my friend.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('and be proud')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('that you made it through 150 alerts.')</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT>alert ('this is number 150, so i guess its my last one. i hope you had fun reading these, and i hope you pass this page along to your friends! bye!')</SCRIPT>
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</head>
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<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" link="#880000" alink="#880000" vlink="#880000" >
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<table cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="0" align=center>
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<tr><td align="center">
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<div align="center">
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</div>
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</td></tr>
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</table>
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<div align="center">
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<center>
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</center>
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<center>
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<b><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="6">Ha Ha! <br><br>You just endured the internet's<br> most
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annoying webpage</B>!
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<p>Now it's time to annoy all your friends with it!
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</font></b></center>
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<BR>
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<center><FONT FACE="Arial,Helvetica">(The message included in the email will
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say "<U>Hey, visit this great site.</u>" A great way to trick anyone into coming here!)
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<br><br>
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<!--<script src="http://www.tafmaster.com/fp_rs.mpl?url=http%3A%2F%2Ftafmaster.com%2Ftaf%2F1641%2F250646%2F"></script>-->
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<font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="6">
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<a href="http://tafmaster.com/taf/1641/250646/" onClick="get_referrer();">Click here to tell a friend about this page!</a>
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</font>
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<br><br><br><BR><BR>
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<hr width=50%>
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<font size=-1><u>Remember:</u> When you want to annoy someone, tell them about:<br>
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<b>MostAnnoyingWebpage.com</b></font>
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<hr width=50%>
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== Strong Bad Email Raps ==
== Strong Bad Email Raps ==

Revision as of 02:29, 15 January 2005

Strong Bad checks his email.

Strong Bad's emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website (e.g., the Floppy Disk Container) come from here. A few characters were even created here!

Contents

The Strong Bad Emails

122. dreamail
121. part-time job
120. radio
119. animal
118. virus
117. montage
116. extra plug
115. time capsule
114. the facts
113. pizzaz
112. old comics
111. other days
110. for kids
109. crying
108. pom pom
107. cheatday
106. dangeresque 3
105. replacement
104. theme park
103. haircut
102. lunch special
101. car
100. flashback
99. different town
98. stupid stuff
97. monument
96. lackey
95. the bet
94. video games
93. army
92. kind of cool
91. caffeine
90. colonization
89. local news
88. couch patch
87. mile
86. no loafing
85. 2 years
84. kids' book
83. labor day
82. impression

81. date
80. stunt double
79. the process
78. anything
77. suntan
76. sibbie
75. funny
74. privileges
73. mascot
72. crazy cartoon
71. 2 emails
70. big white face
69. personal favorites
68. caper
67. autobiography
66. the show
65. unused emails
64. english paper
63. fingers
62. interview
61. monster truck
60. huttah!
59. marzipan
58. dragon
57. japanese cartoon
56. current status
55. cheat talk
54. morning routine
53. comic
52. island
51. website
50. 50 emails
49. theme party
48. ghosts
47. new hands
46. your friends
45. techno
44. lures & jigs
43. little questions
42. action figure
41. invisibility

40. vacation
39. property of ones
38. helium
37. dullard
36. guitar
35. sisters
34. weird dream
33. gimmicks
32. flag day
31. sugarbob
30. 12:00
29. superhero name
28. 1 step ahead
27. 3 Wishes
26. CGNU
25. super powers
24. the bird
23. little animal
22. sb_email 22
21. cartoon
20. spring cleaning
19. tape-leg
18. stand-up
17. studying
16. band names
15. the basics
14. duck pond
13. i she be
12. credit card
11. i rule
10. trevor the vampire
9. i love you
8. brianrietta
7. halloweener
6. depressio
5. making out
4. homestar hair
3. butt IQ
2. homsar
1. some kinda robot

sadasdasdas 


damn your an ass hole you all fuck my lamp

DVD Emails

The following emails only appear on the strongbad_email.exe DVD set.

Greeting Cards
E-mail Birds
Videro Games <html> <head> <title>MostAnnoyingWebPage.com</title> <SCRIPT>alert ('Welcome to this site!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('hope you enjoy it.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('keep pushing ok to continue onto your surprise.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('so, while were waiting, how are you?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('hope youre fine.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('im fine too, thanks for asking.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('but you didnt ask, did you?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you dont even care how i am, do you?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you think this page just created itself, dont you?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('little do you know, a real person made this page.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('someone with hopes, dreams, a life.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('but you dont care.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('youre such a rude person!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('since youre so rude, maybe i should toy with you for a while.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('becuase as long as these little boxes keep popping up, youre stuck.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('go ahead and try.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('stop doesnt work, does it?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('nothing works. your stuck!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('hahaha!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('what if this stuff keeps going on forever?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('alert after alert after alert....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('as far as you know, they do keep going.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('so, i guess were stuck together for a while.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('while were waiting, why dont we have a talk.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you know, a heart to heart.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT language=JavaScript></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT language=JavaScript></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you have a weird name!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you must get teased a lot.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('what kind of person would name their kid your name?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('not my parents.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('maybe yours, but not mine.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('I mean, just look at your name!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('gosh, were they drunk or something?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('Just kidding, its not that bad.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('yeah yeah, i know what your thinking...')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('I have things to do!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('People to see!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('or is it the other way around? heh heh.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('But this is actually pretty fun.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('for me it is.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('Are you mad at me though?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('This is actually pretty irritating.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('But dont blame me.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('blame whoever sent you this link.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('theyre the ones who want you to go through this torture.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('this is torture, isnt it?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('I bet your finger is getting tired.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you have to keep clicking and clicking...')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('and clicking and clicking......')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('hope you dont get carpal tunnel syndrome.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('dont sue me if you do.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('ill just deny it.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you could just hit spacebar if you want.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('it works just the same.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('so, what should we talk about now?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT language=JavaScript></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT language=JavaScript></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('are you stoned are something?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('i mean wake up, ive heard of dumb things but jeez.....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('no, just kidding, that wasnt THAT bad...')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('its just that its kind of a boring subject.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('soOoOo...')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('i guess youre getting pretty tired.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('youve been here for a while.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('so far, its been 65 alerts youve gone through.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('65! can you believe it?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you know what my favorite number is?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('guess.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('nope, guess again.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('my favorite number is 150.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('dont you think thats a nice, big number?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('why dont we try to get up to that number?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('dont you think that would be fun?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('we could go alert after alert after alert....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('150! that would be the coolest!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('then you could tell all your friends..')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('i went to this fun page,')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('and we had to get through 150 alerts to get in!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('but once i got in there,')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('it was the coolest place in the world.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('because theres a surprise at the end, you know.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('a really, really, really cool surprise.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('cool cool cool.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('cool times a trillion.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('but to get there, you have to get through 150 alerts.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('should we try?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('lets try.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('this is number 89, by the way.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('90.....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('91.....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('92.....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('93.....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('94.....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('95.....')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you know whats cool about this alert thing?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you have to listen to every thing i say.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('and you have to agree with it')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('because every time you push ok, you agree.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('like, if i say -you suck!!- you agree with me.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('because you pushed ok, you agreed!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you stink!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('agreed with that too, didnt you?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('haha, this is soooo fun!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('were on number 105, by the way.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('45 to go!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you know, if i were you..')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('i would get really mad at whoever told me to go here.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('i mean, they are totally wasting your time!')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('but you know, now its your turn')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('to send this adress to people you know. ')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('now you can waste other peoples time')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('like i wasted yours.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('so, just send this adress to your so called friends,')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('and perpetuate this little torture device.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('this is alert #115, by the way.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you know what?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('im running out of things to say.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('maybe i should type one word at a time now.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('this')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('game')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('is')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('annoying')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('isnt')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('it?')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('by')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('the')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('way,')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('this')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('alert')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('is')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('number')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('133')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('so, seeing as how we only have 16 more alerts to go,')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('i guess i should start saying my goodbyes.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('its been a long hard trip for both of us,')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('and i know its been an annoying one for you.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('you are probably getting really mad,')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('maybe you are fuming with anger.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('i bet you are going crazy.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('but you know, theres a lesson to be learned of this.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('always ask how someone is')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('when you first meet them.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('it would be a better world for everyone')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('if we all were a little more civil.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('so, goodbye, sayonara and adios,')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('peace out my friend.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('and be proud')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('that you made it through 150 alerts.')</SCRIPT> <SCRIPT>alert ('this is number 150, so i guess its my last one. i hope you had fun reading these, and i hope you pass this page along to your friends! bye!')</SCRIPT>


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Strong Bad Email Raps

The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.

Current Email Rap

  • Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? View

Previous Raps

  • S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! Listen

(All raps below are also collected on the DVD strongbad_email.exe.)

  • Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail clients. Huzzah! Listen
  • Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! Listen

(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)

  • Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! Listen
  • I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. (sounds like Wuh!) Listen
  • The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. Listen
  • Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! Listen
  • Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! Listen

(Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")

  • Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack.
Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. Listen
  • Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! Listen
  • Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. Listen
  • Scroll-a buh-tone-es! Listen
  • Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
  • 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
  • Scroll buttons. What is UP?
  • Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? Listen
  • Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together
  • Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.

Listen

You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ or here

Strong Bad Email Menus

Strong Bad Email Page Titles

  • 1-29 except 5, 6, 20 and 22: Tandy 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
    • 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel (Peter Frampton's longtime backing band)
    • 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
    • 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
    • 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was accidentally never done. see sb_email 22 page for more info)
  • 30-33: TANDY 400!!
  • 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
  • 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
  • 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
  • 39-40 (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.
  • 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with the Compy 386.)
  • 41½ (KoT Email): Tandy 400! Slightly Not-Working - Only $900!! (The KoT buys the busted Tandy from Bubs and attempts an email)
  • 42-117, except 50, 52, 66½, 68½, 70, 99½: Compy 386!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
    • 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
    • 45, 52 (techno, island): COMPY 386
    • 66½ (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
    • 68½ (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
    • 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
    • 99½ (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!
  • 118 (virus): Compy 386?? (The compy gets shot.)
  • 118½ (Broken Compy Menu): Denny's Menu (Referring to usual e-mail menu page title.)
  • 119 (animal): Compy 386?? Not No More. (Strong Bad replaces the Compy 386 with the Lappy 486.)
  • 120-???: Lappy 486 (Strong Bad's new laptop)

Fun Facts

  • On the menu screen, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access the list of all e-mails. Yet within individual e-mails, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access this week's specific e-mail. It's unusual for a computer program to do such different things different times that it is run!

See Also

Strong Bad's Computer(s)

External Links

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