Cold One

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-	[[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Cold One motto]]	+	Cold One is a soda in Free Country, USA.
-	'''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in [[Free Country, USA]] that are shipped in nondescript brown bottles. Although there has been debate if they are actually alcoholic or not, [[Kerrek]] refuses a Cold One because he is a [[Wikipedia:teetotaller|teetotaller]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also since the [[Strong Bad]] [http://www.homestarrunner.com/macss.html screen saver] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-er-ature Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion is that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer.	+
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-	It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.	+
	== [[property of ones| Property of Ones]] ==		== [[property of ones| Property of Ones]] ==

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Cold One is a soda in Free Country, USA.

Property of Ones

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:

• o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
• n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
• c is the temperature of the One.

o=(n^ITUDE∝c^ITUDE)

Types Of Ones

• Cold Ones - Preferred by Strong Bad
• Cool Ones - A nice alternative on spring nights
• Xtra Cold Ones - A step up from Cold Ones
• Not So Cold - Enjoyed by Coach Z at least 90 degrees
• Room Temp-a-Ture Ones - Foreign brand brewed in Foreign Lands
• Warm Ones - Foreign brand straight from the oven
• Cold None - Not to be wished on anyone

Not So Cold One

Warm One

Room Temp-a-Ture One