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[edit] Other Marzipan's Answering Machine Characters

Other then the aliases, other characters have appeared in Marzipan's Answering Machine.

[edit] Characters

Character Answering Machine Called Description
Ron Dardman Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2 Marzipan's credit card agent. Calls about a $500 purchase of race car. Says it could be fraudulent, since the signature seemed to involve a Homestar Runner-type drawing.
Łukasz Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 A person who speaks gibberish and makes no sense. He calls to discuss ice cream. Translated, it says "Hi, Marzipan! This is Łukasz. Do you have a craving for ice cream? Please call me. I'll be at home, as usual". Not much is known about him.
Questionable surgeon Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 A "questionable" surgeon who preformed a "questionable" on surgery on Marzipan's nose, removing it. He calls about permission to use Marzipan's before/after picture about her nose for advertisement, which he pronounces it as "ad-VER-tis-ments".
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