User:Jibney/old stuffs
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people i was Timmy! once but i forgot my password....so....
i'm jibney! yay!
this may be wierd but..... The Announcer is one of my favorite charecters. for some reason,just something about him...i have a clay model of him i play with alot. it's awesome.
so........sup'? umm.....sorry, strong sad is bugging me about him getting on. bye.
now to write in my lament...........
today i-JHSDJHFIDGDIGIMMASTUPIDOGUTY! FGSDHFAKSGFJKSDFHGKJSUIOY ugg...
that was-STRONGHHBASDISSAWSOME!!!!!!1111!11RTYDFDJFGHJFGJTHGHJHHGHGH
HGWQGHVFGLKJHGL;KJD;FLKJH;DFLKJH;FKJH;DFKLJHDLKFJH;DLKFJHDFLKJHDKLHF
GHGFHGFKSRTRONGSADDSUX!1!!!!1!!1!
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[edit] Guest Book
everyones doin it! sigh!
now people! sign up to be in my halloween party on my talk page!
say what you want to wear there too!-Jibney
jibney's d'ween party has ended! i will keep it here though............stop staring!
[edit] homestar and strongbad's 200 apearences extravaganza!
jibney:sb, hr, how do you feel about 200 apearence filmography?
sb:it's great i mean.....i rule.
hr:it's true!
jibney:right....well we set you up a party for 200 apearences!
hr sb:yeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jibney:let's go!
[edit] Jibney's halloween party of d'ween 2005
jibney:hello party peoples, please give it up for halloween, on it's day!
party peoples:yay!
joeyday:tom, what are you supposed to be?
tom:i'm a lamp! what are you supposed be? a tv?
joeyday:i'm a Kangaroo.
tom:oh really, thats creative!
(the numa numa song starts playing)
tom:oh i like that oh.....
party peoples:yay!
jibney:numa numa!!!!!!!!
party peoples:numa numa!! numa numa!!!!!!! maioe!
jay:i'm a sysop!!!!!!!!
(record scratches)
party peoples:(gasp)
jay:what?
jibney:i dont know. were just suprised.(lengthy puase) party!
(numa numa starts again)
stu:what a heldawog pertly!
tom:what are you suposed to be?
stu:i'm a lightbulb!
jibney:i'm a caveman.
jay:i'm a sysop!
(record scratches, yet again)
party peoples:(gasp)
jay:what???????
jibney:nothing just suprised.
(numa numa starts up again)
party peoples:yaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
jibney:lets do the scare off!!!!!!!!!
party peoples:wha?
jibney:the costume contest!
party peoples:yaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
(numa numa stops) jibney:first, joeyday's costume. it's a kangaroo, okkkkk.......last place. ding!
(puts last place ribbon on joeyday's cosplay.)
jibney:the cheat? would you mind assisting me?
the cheat:(ok!)
jibney:now tom, your a lamp? umm....most improved! becuase last year you were scotch tape.ding!
(puts most improved ribbon on tom's cosplay)
jibney:now jay, youre a sysop? thats.......2nd place! ding!
(puts second place ribbon on jay's cosplay)
jibney:stu, youre a lightbulb? you should marry tom the lamp!
party peoples exept stu and tom: ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!
stu:(sarcasticly)very funny, jibney.
jibney:yeah....worst place....ding!
(puts worst place ribbon on stu's cosplay)
jibney:okay.....pertermywert! your...a worm. the cheat? ask your friend why he dressed up as a worm.
the cheat:(cheat noises)
pertermeywert:becuase.......i did!
jibney:ok.........good prize! ding!
(he puts "good prize" ribbon on the user's cosplay.)
jibney:rouge leader? a dwarf? 2nd to last!
(puts 2nd to last place ribbon on the user's cosplay)
jibney:it's dot com? youre a pot of candy? youre down with 2nd to last place! ding!
jibney:um, the rest later....let's party!
(numa numa starts back up)
jibney:oh....i like that....ohh........teh c. turn it up!
teh c.:meh!
(music gets louder)
party peoples:(sing along)
tom:you have the worst costume joeyday,miahew......
joeyday:numa numa na.....
jibney:numa...numa......
stu:(overly excited)hey guys!!!11!!!1 woah!!1!!!1!!!1!!!!!! this music is jamaicanmecrazy! ha!
this music is goo-ud!!!!!!!! uggggg!!!!!!!!! miahew hee!1!!!!!!! (get's punched)
ohh....(falls down)
jibney:whoa, the lightbulb fell down and broke!
joeyday,jay,tom and jibney:ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!
boozookajoe:he's not breathing, i'm a doctor! i'll call an anbulance!
(we hear an anbulance, it parks, we here "go! go!" and see paremedics goung to stu)
paremedic 1 or, we'll call him "chester":lets get him to a difubulater!
(they get a difibulater)
chester:clear!
(zaps him)
chester:clear!
(zaps him, he wakes up.)
paremedic 2,or we'll just call him rocky:you need to get to the hospital! theres one down there!
chester:yeah, lets go!
(they shove him into the ambulance it drives off)
jibney:i did not believe what just happened.
tom:believe it. this happens.
joeyday:and he was a sysop..... (record scratches) all party peoples exept joeyday:(gasp)
joey day:what?
party peoples exept joeyday:oh, nothing, just suprised.
party peoples:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
abdviklas:i'm G.K. chesterson!
jibney:ok.......why?
abdviklas:cuase he's cool!
jibney:right, right,
jibney:to the huanted house!
party peoples:wha? ( jibney says "what you say?")
jibney:were going to a huanted house!!!!!! hope in da' "spooky" buses!
jibney:jay,by tom, stu, by abdviklas, and....(goes on and on about who sits by who) (5 hours later)
(24 black busses come.)
jay:that's right.
[edit] jibney's show!
jibney:hello, slav-i mean peoples. helscome to my show!
jibney:so,.....................................................you.....
jibney: this is an unplanned show....so lets's.....dance.
(starts badly dancing to "cant touch this")
jibney:(while dancing) cant touch this. doo doo doo doo. dooo dooo...cant touch this....
crowd:booo!!!!!!
jibney:(stops dancing) oh, you a shut up-a! (throws shoe at crowd)
director:3,2,1, and your cancelled. and off air. no litterilie!
jibney:(weakly) c-c-c-c-c caaaant b-b-b-b-breeeeeeathhhh.......
director:your on air litterilie...your off air show-biz wise. 'jibney:innterupperjones by, thunderbird,-oh! there here!
(they start sitting by the rules of "jibney's 5 hour speech about who sits by who")
tom (whispering to jay) man jibney's a real talker am i right?
