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[edit] General Info

Hello, and welcome to! It's Dot Com!

Well maybe not. After all, I'm not Homestar Runner. Let's talk about me.

I am a fan. Basically, I go on that site weekly to check updates, or I just go on there for fun. I know for several years now, and I never get tired of it.

I enjoy catching trolls and editing pages, as well as joining in with other conversations, but I usually don't find a right time to do that.

I am also a member of the Welcoming Committee, which was started and created by FireBird. What the Welcoming Committee does is that it welcomes new users that have just joined the wiki. Anyone can welcome new users. Feel free to welcome anyone anytime. I might not welcome people as much nowadays since I don't have time.

Lately, I haven't been contributing or going on the wiki or the website because I have been busy. When the time comes, I will contribute.

[edit] Personal Information

Hello, and welcome to me! Homestar Runner!

Greetings, one and everyone. My name is Homestar Runner!

I live in Hillsborough, New Jersey. I enjoy playing games and, of course, going on the computer. My favorite characters are Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Bubs. I'm a violinist and enjoy listening to music. I also play in the orchestra in the violin section.

[edit] How I Know and the Wiki

I know through my friends, who showed it to me. Since then, I go on most of the time I am on the internet.

I don't really remember how I joined the wiki or what started me to join, however, I enjoy contributing and joining to help the wiki improve.

[edit] Some of My Favorite Cartoons

My Favorite Cartoons

A Jorb Well Done

(All Homestar Runner Halloween Cartoons)

A Mother's Day Message

The Luau

Where's The Cheat?

Fluffy Puff Commercial (Fluffy Puff Marshmallows)

The System is Down

(All Decemberween Cartoons)

Some Stupid Turkey

Strong Bad Emails

Note: The Strong Bad Emails are not in order of appearance.

Stunt Double

Dangeresque 3





50 Emails

The Facts

I also like the Marzipan Answering Machine. The version I like the most is version 4, where Strong Bad mimicks The King of Town as a prank call, and The King of Town mimicks Strong Bad later. It especially finishes off with Strong Mad leaving a prank call.

[edit] My Favorite Quotes

The following quotes are quotes that I like, find funny, or are memorable to me.

Welcome to! It's Dot Com!- Homestar Runner

I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.- Strong Bad

Each day we die a little more.- Strong Sad

This electricity bill is pretentious!- The King of Town

You're not Ali. You're not even...literate.- Strong Bad

Hey, Marzipan! This is Coach Z! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!- Coach Z

Here comes the Thnikkaman!- The singing voices when the Thnikkaman comes. Also said by Homestar Runner.

I just hate you so much!- Blue Laser Commander

Cheat Commandos! Rock, rock on!- The Cheat Commandos

Baleeted!- Homestar Runner

I concur.- Homestar Runner

Before I drink a tall glass of Melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push Marshmallows.- Homestar Runner

I don't like food anymore.- Strong Sad

Track or trort!- Coach Z

Doo-hoo-hoo-hoo! My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!- The King of Town

I just lost my Jenga Jam!- Homsar

Great jaerb out there, Homestar.- Coach Z

Credeeeennnnnnnzaaaaaaaaa! Credeeeennnnnnzaaaaaaaaaaa!- Strong Sad

You set me up! You set me up!- Strong Bad

Somebody get this frickin' duck away from me!- Strong Bad

Bienvenidos a! Conoces a Miguel? Si! Somos buenos amigos!- Homestar Runner

For the last time, I'm Carmen freakin' Miranda!- Strong Bad (Note: In "The House that Gave Sucky Treats", Strong Bad says the same quote, except that "Miranda" is "San Diego".)


It was Biscuit-Dough-Hands Man! I knew it!- Coach Z

And-a somebody's-a grabbin' a-my butt!- Homestar Runner

Will you put that freakin' sandwich down!- Homestar Runner

Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?- Strong Bad

I hate that freakin' marshmallow!- Homestar Runner

Oh, man! It's just Strong Bad!- Bubs

Oh, yes he is that cute! Aren't you that cute! Aren't you that cute! Yes you are! Yes you are! Now do a smile for me! Yeah, that's it! Oh, I like your lettuce!- Marzipan

Science again! I said science again!- Homestar Runner

Oh. I drove.- Homestar Runner


Oh, hey Marzipan. This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day.- Homestar Runner

Have they voted yet? I really have to pee.- Homestar Runner

Oh, I can't take it anymore! Hello, and welcome to I'm-A-Big-Moron-Who-Can't-Remember-His-Lines Dot Com!- Strong Bad

Hey, go. Let's go. Hey, ho. Trick-or-Treat!- Marzipan

You gotta be kidding me! Stop doing that right now.- Marzipan

Stop what? I don't do nothing!- The King of Town

Nope. I'm fresh outta Cheats!- Bubs

I'm dressed a Hamburgle. Rubble, rubble.- The King of Town

I'm holding out for cookies with gold-plated chorclate chorps!- Coach Z

Coach Z, get these lowlifes outta my sight!- Homestar Runner


Attention whatever weirdos are concerned about The Poopsmith!- Strong Bad

Whoa! Free money.- Homestar Runner

And now for a special punishment-I mean presentation from Strong Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.- Homestar Runner

The Cheat! I thought we were up-ting for the bottomless pit! Not a two-foot pit!- Strong Bad

I'm with Strong Mad. I feel about as hungry as The King of Town on a Saturday!- Bubs

That monster's gonna give me nightmares.- 1936 Homestar Runner

Before I eat a tall glass of Marmolade, I like to eat lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffies.- Homestar Runner

Oh, holy crap! And something something something!- Strong Bad

Marzipan, do you not don't not dislike me?- Strong Bad

I was raised by a cup of coffee.- Homsar

Yay! I just made Strong Bad say something stupid! The Grumble Cakes will be mine!- Homestar Runner

I already told you guys I'm not going to be in your stupid movie!- Strong Sad

You did a great job, Hamstray.- Coach Z

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