User:Hamstar Runner
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HOLY CRAP!! DID YOU SAY HAM?! Oh, no, wait. That was me. I love Ham (Ham should be capitalized, but it isn't. That angers me.). Ham is awsome.
I live in another plane of existence, where homestarrunner.com is actually hamstarrunner.ham. The main characters (besides Hamstar Runner) are as follows: Hamsar, Strong Ham (in the Hamstarrunner universe there is only one Strong), Hams (Bubs, I was confused when I heard that your un-Ham version was 'Bubs', so don't feel weird or embarrased. It's not like I'm weird, right? RIGHT?!), The Ham, and Hamzipan. The secondary characters are as follows: SuperHam (he is the least important character, but the others often reference him to make himself look better. In the sh-mail "Favorite Hams" (equivalent to your 'sb-mail' favorite things) it shows a picture of SuperHam. It is a Ham with four eyes, a cape (witch is actually a Ham stamped very flat), and a costume, resembling your un-Ham 'Elvis' (we call him, obviously, Hamvis) with a Ham emblem in the middle), King Hamzola Supreme, HAM, H.A.M, and millions of others.
HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you want to see the Hamstar Runner-Oh, excuse me-Homestar Runner Wiki article about ham, and you haven't already noticed it, then feel free to stare at the WikiHams-sorry, Wiki...LINKS...ok...of hams!
Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham Ham!
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