User:Eaglescout1984

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My name's Ivan and I'm addicted to Homestar Runner

Hi Ivan

Well, it started innocently enough. A friend said, "if you're cool you'll try out this site. You are cool, right?" Well, I tried it out, and at first it was strange, like nothing I had seen before. I did it again a few days later. Next thing I know I'm checking with TBC (my supplier) to see what he's got for me today. It's usually the same old stuff, but about once a week he's got something new for me to try. Something that's better, but will feel like the old stuff in a few short days. The addirction grew. I finally stumpled upon HR Wiki where people talked about their experiences and how I could enhance my experiences. Now, there's this thing TBC's got where all I have to do is say "random" and boom I get a random fix. It's gotten out of hand and I don't know how to stop this addiction. I don't think I want to stop it.