User:Ciberdude444
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Second place is like being the tallest midget... no one cares.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes; that way, when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes!
it is now beyond all doubt that cigarettes are the largest cause of statistics
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
...Because, if Santa and the holiday armadillo are in the same room for too long, the world will implode... Merry Christmas!!!! -Friends
I see you're drinking 1%, is that because you think you're fat? cause your not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted too. -Napoleon Dynamite
yeah, there's a ton of gangs at this school, this one kept on wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo staf -Napoleon Dynamite
Are You suggesting coconuts migrate? -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
so then i said to the guy 'if this is the house of pancakes how come i can't eat the walls?' -Homer Simpson
if at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence you tried
[edit] cool songs
In the crowd of pain, St. Jimmy comes without any shame,
He says "We're f***ed up,
But we're not the same,
And mom and dad are the ones you can blame"
Jimmy died today
He blew his brains out into the bay,
In the state of mind its my own private suicide
I read the graffiti
In the bathroom stall
Like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall
And so it seemed to confess
It didn't say much
But it only confirmed that
The center of the earth
Is the end of the world
And I could really care less
City of the dead
At the end of another lost highway
Signs misleading to nowhere
City of the damned
Lost children with dirty faces today
No one really seems to care...
Holli's looking dry looking for an easy target
Let her slit my throat give her ammo if she'll use it
Caution on the road lies lies and hidden danger.
Southern California's breeding mommy's little monster.
She's got a mission, and I'm collateral damage. (That's what she wanted)
She's the flower that you place on my casket. (That's what she wanted)
Savor the moment cause the memory's fleeting.
Take a photograph, as the last train is leaving.
So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine
So when you're dead and gone
Will you remember this night, twenty years now lost
It's not right
