User:Apigdspiso
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I will bring you all of Homsar's facts.
Homsar
- Thinks he won the Powerball
- Is just a friendly reminder
- Says hi to Wonder Mike
- Is the captain of the Gravy Train
- Is a crudely drawn cupcake
- lost his Jengaship and Jengajam
- Leaves his itch machine on pause. Mostly.
- sings a song of Pennzoil
- was a million ladies tall
- is the original ladies' man
- saves the best for last
- is the human wedgie
- thinks his favorite candy is a wrench
- is a song from the sixties
- tells Reggie if that rhino is around
- is a trendy tote bag
- thinks a G is a healthy piece of real estate
- wants caramel corn for president
- thinks hanging on a rope off a cliff is a top-dollar dinner party
- says hello to chocolate cake
- has 50-cent cheese
- has a cup of coffee and a chipwich as parents
- is a touchy-feely holic
- thinks his name is Millions
- is a knock knock joke about jogging suits
- is the buttersilk pancake
- eats hotel coupons for dinner
- is the local Leroy
- left his bacon at the tennis patch
