The Periodic Table of Candy Elements

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Mmmmm, candy elements!

The Periodic Table of Candy Elements is a table showing how the various "elements" of candy are related to each other. Strong Bad displays it in the email candy product. Several of these elements' symbols are symbols of the real Periodic Table of Elements: Pb (lead), Al (aluminium), Ca (calcium), Co (cobalt), Cr (chromium), and Mt (meitnerium). Note that the chemical symbol Ch is used for both the Chocolatium and Chewy elements.

The table shares its shape with the real Periodic Table of the Elements, including the blue row of Lanthanide/Actinide equivalents, although it has far fewer elements shown (there may be others, however, considering that Bubble Gum is element 105 and Those Wafer Things is 316, and hence out of order; licorice, which was mentioned in the email, is conspicuously absent).

Many of the candy elements end with "ium"; this is the standard suffix for metal elements.

1
Ch


Chocolatium

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2
Dk

Darkium
Chocolatium

3
Pb


Peanutbutter

Candy Elements
4
Co


Cookium

5
Pz


Pretzelium

6
Cr


Crispity

7
Ch


Chewy

8
Go

Gooey
Center

9
Ca


Caramelium

10
Pf


Puffed Rice

11
Ma


Marshmalloid

12
Fg


Fudge

13
Ha

Hard
Candium

14
Cc

Candy
Coating

15
Ng


Nougat

16
Tf


Taffium

103
Mt


Minty Fresh

104
Al


Almond

105
Bg


Bubble Gum

316
Wa

Those
Wafer Things

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