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  <line start="80" end="131" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It happens each Decemberween, though some would say it doesn't.</line>
  <line start="132" end="158" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The best thing that you've ever seen, <span style="visibility:hidden;">even better than your hot cousin!</span></line>
  <line start="159" end="180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The best thing that you've ever seen, even better than your hot cousin!</line>
  <line start="181" end="195" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Better than Deborah?</line>
  <line start="196" end="220" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, maybe not better than Deborah.</line>
  <line start="221" end="236" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, Deborah.</line>
  <line start="237" end="288" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'm talking about a magic man who defies the laws of physics.</line>
  <line start="289" end="320" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He turns Decemberween into DeTHemberween!</line>
  <line start="321" end="349" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Tell us, man, who is it?</line>
  <line start="350" end="458" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true.</line>
  <line start="459" end="512" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin'</line>
  <line start="513" end="548" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">when he says "Shut up" to you.</line>
  <line start="549" end="567" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, shut up, kid!</line>
  <line start="568" end="595" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">When the sun goes down, he creeps into town, <span style="visibility:hidden;">and borrows your hedge clippers.</span></line>
  <line start="596" end="620" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">When the sun goes down, he creeps into town, and borrows your hedge clippers.</line>
  <line start="621" end="647" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, <span style="visibility:hidden;">he puts blank media in your slippers!</span></line>
  <line start="648" end="674" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And while you're sleeping, safe and sound, he puts blank media in your slippers!</line>
  <line start="675" end="701" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">It was 8-Tracks in my day!</line>
  <line start="702" end="728" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sometimes he'll cold call random kids <span style="visibility:hidden;">with discount travel packages!</span></line>
  <line start="729" end="753" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Sometimes he'll cold call random kids with discount travel packages!</line>
  <line start="754" end="790" speaker="sfx">phone ringing</line>
  <line start="791" end="811" speaker="bubs" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">muffled speech</line>
  <line start="812" end="887" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Las Vegas? For 20 dollars a night? Thanks, Dethemberween Thnikkaman!</line>
  <line start="888" end="919">
    <bubs voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">muffled</bubs>
    <bubs>Yeah, shut up, kid!</bubs>
  </line>
  <line start="911" end="951" speaker="sheriff" voiceover="voiceover">Yes, he's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman.</line>
  <line start="952" end="985" speaker="sheriff" voiceover="voiceover">Flying through the night in an unmarked van.</line>
  <line start="986" end="1036" speaker="sheriff" voiceover="voiceover">You never know what he'll bring us when you hear those high-pitched singers!</line>
  <line start="1037" end="1076" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Here comes the Dethemberween Thnikkaman!</line>
  <line start="1077" end="1094"><singers voiceover="voiceover">Here comes the Dethemberween Thnikkaman!</singers><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">One, two, three!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1095" end="1190" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, oh, and he'll make your dreams come true!</line>
  <line start="1191" end="1203" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Do-do-la-do-do-do-doo!</line>
  <line start="1204" end="1258" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, there ain't no ceilin' on that holiday feelin',</line>
  <line start="1259" end="1373" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">When he says "Shut up" to you!</line>
  <line start="1374" end="1455" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!</line>


  <line start="1467" end="1504" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">A-listen to me now, cheer up Coach Z.</line>
  <line start="1505" end="1580" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">It doesn't have to be creepy and depressing all the time.</line>
  <line start="1581" end="1589" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">For real?</line>
  <line start="1590" end="1623" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">If you learn to say words right,</line>
  <line start="1624" end="1653" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You'll find out people might</line>
  <line start="1654" end="1691" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Not throw up so much when they talk to you!</line>
  <line start="1692" end="1707" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, that'd be nice!</line>
  <line start="1708" end="1736" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Now listen to me.</line>
  <line start="1737" end="1765" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's almost Decemberween</line>
  <line start="1766" end="1823" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And there's not a single present beneath your tree.</line>
  <line start="1824" end="1854" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">When someone asks you, "What's up?"</line>
  <line start="1855" end="1884" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Don't tell him about your butt</line>
  <line start="1885" end="1926" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Or any embarrassing physical problems you might have.</line>
  <line start="1927" end="1941" speaker="coachz" voiceover="voiceover">I collect those!</line>
  <line start="1942" end="1969" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And when you're talking to a pretty girl,</line>
  <line start="1970" end="2001" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">On second thought, don't talk to any pretty girls.</line>
  <line start="2002" end="2031" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And you'll find yourself invited</line>
  <line start="2032" end="2059" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And probably way less indicted</line>
  <line start="2060" end="2120" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And you won't have to spend Decemberween alone!</line>


  <line start="2128" end="2153" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">1, 2, 3, 4</line>
  <line start="2154" end="2198" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Seasonal sweaters, with presents and bows.</line>
  <line start="2199" end="2248" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Snowmen and trees, and sometimes a bell. A bell!</line>
  <line start="2249" end="2344" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Seasonal sweaters, seasonal sweat. Na na na na na, na na na yeah!</line>
  <line start="2345" end="2391" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Acrylics and yarn, rayons and knit.</line>
  <line start="2392" end="2440" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Seasonal sweaters provide the best fit. Best fit!</line>
  <line start="2441" end="2525" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!</line>


  <line start="2650" end="2711" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Home...star Runner presents: presents.</line>
  <line start="2711" end="2766" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.</line>
  <line start="2767" end="2823" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You should probably try and return all those bad presents.</line>
  <line start="2824" end="2882" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">You may be shocked to find how little you get for those bad presents.</line>
  <line start="2883" end="2938" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I got 'em from the dollar store — they were fifty percent off.</line>
  <line start="2939" end="2995" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.</line>
  <line start="2996" end="3052" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.<br />I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.</line>
  <line start="3053" end="3109"><homestar voiceover="voiceover">I'm really sorry that I got you bad presents.</homestar><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">We're really sorry that you got us bad presents.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="3110" end="3165" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">We're really sorry that you got us bad presents.</line>
  <line start="3166" end="3222" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">We're really sorry that you got us bad presents.<br />We're really sorry that you got us bad presents.</line>
  <line start="3223" end="3245" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I'm really sorry...</line>
  <line start="3246" end="3256" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">clears throat</line>
  <line start="3257" end="3284" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, hello, high note.</line>


  <line start="3376" end="3430" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">Decemberween, Decemberween,</line>
  <line start="3431" end="3485" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</line>
  <line start="3486" end="3537" speaker="marzipan" voiceover="voiceover">With bunnies running for their lives,</line>
  <line start="3538" end="3590" speaker="kingoftown" voiceover="voiceover">I wish this one was super-sized!</line>
  <line start="3591" end="3647" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">Decemberween, Decemberween,</line>
  <line start="3648" end="3703" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</line>
  <line start="3704" end="3754" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">What are you guys talking about?</line>
  <line start="3755" end="3809" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?</line>
  <line start="3810" end="3865" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">Decemberween, Decemberween,</line>
  <line start="3866" end="3920" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">You're fifty-five days after Halloween!</line>
  <line start="3921" end="3969" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">I've got all types of crazy crap!</line>
  <line start="3970" end="4024" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I bought Strong Bad a <em>Deep Impact</em>!</line>
  <line start="4025" end="4079" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">Decemberween, Decemberween,</line>
  <line start="4080" end="4129" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Coach Z's been drinking Listerine! </line>
  <line start="4130" end="4145" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>


  <line start="4177" end="4186" speaker="bassist">Go.</line>
  <line start="4187" end="4194" speaker="guitarist">You go.</line>
  <line start="4195" end="4215" speaker="bassist">Are you even plugged in?</line>
  <line start="4216" end="4228" speaker="bassist">Hang on.</line>
  <line start="4229" end="4288" speaker="sfx">music starts</line>
  <line start="4289" end="4333" speaker="guitarist">If I don't get video games for Decemberween I'm gonna...</line>
  <line start="4340" end="4391" speaker="guitarist">Spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights!</line>
  <line start="4392" end="4444" speaker="guitarist">Invite Crazy Uncle Edgar over and keep his eggnog spiked!</line>
  <line start="4447" end="4498" speaker="guitarist">Hang out behind the mall in a black trench coat!</line>
  <line start="4499" end="4548" speaker="guitarist">Hang out in <em>front</em> of the mall in a black trench coat!</line>
  <line start="4553" end="4592" speaker="guitarist">If I don't get video games...</line>
  <line start="4593" end="4609" speaker="band">For Decemberween!</line>
  <line start="4610" end="4645" speaker="guitarist">If I don't get video games...</line>
  <line start="4646" end="4659" speaker="band">For Decemberween!</line>
  <line start="4660" end="4761" speaker="sfx">guitar solo</line>
  <line start="4766" end="4777" speaker="guitarist">I'm talkin' about</line>
  <line start="4778" end="4802" speaker="guitarist">Night Vision Mode 4, <span style="visibility:hidden;">Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition!</span></line>
  <line start="4803" end="4821" speaker="guitarist">Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, <span style="visibility:hidden;">Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition!</span></line>
  <line start="4822" end="4835" speaker="guitarist">Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, <span style="visibility:hidden;">and Sword Thong Gold Edition!</span></line>
  <line start="4836" end="4870" speaker="guitarist">Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer, and Sword Thong Gold Edition!</line>
  <line start="4871" end="4913" speaker="guitarist">If I don't get video games...</line>
  <line start="4914" end="4930" speaker="band">For Decemberween!</line>
  <line start="4931" end="4963" speaker="guitarist">If I don't get video games...</line>
  <line start="4986" end="5003" speaker="guitarist">Decemberween!</line>
  <line start="5004" end="5035" speaker="brainkrieg">Jugga jigga wugga!</line>
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