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  <line start="44" end="109" speaker="homestar">Oh, hello. Greetings one and everyone. Welcome to me.</line>
  <line start="112" end="134" speaker="homestar">Homestar.</line>
  <line start="143" end="165" speaker="homestar">Runner.</line>
  <line start="173" end="185" speaker="homestar">Homestar Runner.</line>
  <line start="193" end="241" speaker="homestar">Ummmm... what else? I pretty much run the show around here.</line>
  <line start="248" end="276"><homestar>I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap...</homestar></line>
  <line start="277" end="290"><homestar>I date the only girl, and have the only propeller cap...</homestar><sfx>spinning noise</sfx></line>
  <line start="291" end="351" speaker="homestar">And can run, and jump, and kick the fastest, highest and like nobody's business.</line>
  <line start="362" end="417" speaker="homestar">If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... <span style="visibility:hidden">Fluffy Puff Marshmallows...</span></line>
  <line start="418" end="444" speaker="homestar">If I had to pick one word to describe myself, it would probably be... Fluffy Puff Marshmallows...</line>
  <line start="456" end="488" speaker="homestar">...or Homestar. Either one really.</line>
  <line start="497" end="504" speaker="homestar">They both fit.</line>
  <line start="513" end="530" speaker="strongbad">Don't forget doofus.</line>
  <line start="536" end="551" speaker="strongbad">Don't forget moron.</line>
  <line start="555" end="595" speaker="strongbad">Don't forget... uh, Lionel Richie.</line>
  <line start="605" end="615" speaker="homestar">Yeah, that too.</line>
  <line start="624" end="638" speaker="homestar">That's another good one.</line>
  <line start="653" end="681" speaker="homestar">In closing, I look good in red.</line>
  <line start="692" end="727" speaker="homestar">Check it out, Buttdance, Buttdance!</line>
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