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<line start="30" end="71" speaker="tompkins">Aww, peas Momkins. I don't need a babysitter.</line>
<line start="72" end="130" speaker="tompkins">I can watch baby Timkins while you go out prospecting for future ex-husbands.</line>
<line start="131" end="176" speaker="other">Whatevs little man. You can't even take care of your own virtual pet.</line>
<line start="177" end="212" speaker="other">Please stop feeding me!</line>
<line start="213" end="236" speaker="tompkins" sfx="sfx">snickers</line>
<line start="239" end="251" speaker="other">Ding dong.</line>
<line start="252" end="264" speaker="other">Ding dong, yo.</line>
<line start="265" end="303" speaker="soandso">Hello Mrs. Tompkinsrobotmomerson.</line>
<line start="304" end="340" speaker="soandso">I know I'm 3 hours early, but I wanted to...</line>
<line start="341" end="364" speaker="other">Listen, I'll be at a place until a time.</line>
<line start="365" end="381" speaker="other">My cell phone number is some numbers.</line>
<line start="382" end="394" speaker="other">The baby needs stuff.</line>
<line start="395" end="408" speaker="other">What's poison control?</line>
<line start="409" end="420" speaker="other">Punch Tompkins in the gut.</line>
<line start="421" end="427" speaker="other">Good luck.</line>
<line start="428" end="441" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">She gone!</line>
<line start="444" end="489" speaker="soandso">Alright Tompkins, it is WAY past your bedtime.</line>
<line start="490" end="526" speaker="tompkins">Listen babysit, I don't need to be babysat.</line>
<line start="527" end="567" speaker="tompkins">I'll be in my room reorganizing my trenchcoats.</line>
<line start="568" end="585" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">BABY SAT!</line>
<line start="586" end="625" speaker="tompkins">Don't let Timkins play my PSone!!!!!</line>
<line start="626" end="652" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad!!!</line>
<line start="653" end="664" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="665" end="676" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="677" end="702" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="703" end="744" speaker="soandso">Not now, you guys. I'm babysitting.</line>
<line start="745" end="767" speaker="cheerleader">Oh, we know how to babysit...</line>
<line start="768" end="797" speaker="cheerleader">I'll call EACH AND EVERY BOY!!</line>
<line start="798" end="817" speaker="whatsherface">I'll eat all their food!</line>
<line start="822" end="851" speaker="theuglyone">Just call me the queen of pay-per-view!</line>
<line start="852" end="906" speaker="theuglyone">I think Ola Toya is fighting Camptown Jr. at Caesar's tonight!</line>
<line start="907" end="964" speaker="soandso" volume="0.8">SHHH! Keep it down! The baby is studying for the SAT.</line>
<line start="967" end="985" speaker="other">Goo goo is ga-ga.</line>
<line start="986" end="1006" speaker="other">Wah wah is ga-ga.</line>
<line start="1007" end="1028" speaker="other">Are all goo goos wah wahs?</line>
<line start="1034" end="1065" speaker="cheerleader">Dag! None of my regulars are picking up!</line>
<line start="1066" end="1092" speaker="cheerleader">Let's see who on my B-list!</line>
<line start="1093" end="1103" speaker="cheerleader">Ring ring!</line>
<line start="1106" end="1122" speaker="other">Uh, Buttcrack Plumbing!</line>
<line start="1123" end="1152" speaker="cheerleader">Hi Randy! I'm babysittin' tonight.</line>
<line start="1153" end="1188" speaker="cheerleader">Wanna come over and sneak in through the back window?</line>
<line start="1189" end="1218" speaker="other">And this is for a how many gallon toilet, ma'am?</line>
<line start="1221" end="1268" speaker="cheerleader">Bring all your hot friends... they've got two pantries!!!</line>
<line start="1269" end="1293" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">EAU DE TOILETTE!</line>
<line start="1294" end="1324" speaker="cheerleader">So dignified!</line>
<line start="1325" end="1352" speaker="whatsherface">Wow! 2 pantries!</line>
<line start="1353" end="1384" speaker="whatsherface">I'll have me a diet soda I s'pose.</line>
<line start="1385" end="1415" speaker="soandso">STOP! How many of those have you had?!?!</line>
<line start="1416" end="1443" speaker="whatsherface">Uh, negative one sip.</line>
<line start="1444" end="1491" speaker="soandso">Don't you remember health class? You'll microwave the baby!!</line>
<line start="1492" end="1532" speaker="whatsherface">This is Diet Brown, not PCP.</line>
<line start="1533" end="1561" speaker="theuglyone">Did somebody say Peacey P?</line>
<line start="1562" end="1592" speaker="theuglyone">I LOVES the Peacey P!</line>
<line start="1593" end="1622" speaker="peaceyp">Crample-o stow wha clamminuh whaow.</line>
<line start="1623" end="1651" speaker="peaceyp">My new album drop next sursdai.</line>
<line start="1652" end="1668" speaker="peaceyp">Ya'll biscuitheads.</line>
<line start="1669" end="1696" speaker="theuglyone">Can a sista get an autograph?</line>
<line start="1697" end="1737" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">DANGLED OFF A HOTEL BALCONY'D!!</line>
<line start="1738" end="1746" speaker="theuglyone">That's it?</line>
<line start="1747" end="1795" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, and then DROPPED FROM SAID HOTEL BALCONY'D!!</line>
<line start="1796" end="1822" speaker="theuglyone">That's better!</line>
<line start="1823" end="1850" speaker="soandso">What kinda dirty diaper is this?!</line>
<line start="1851" end="1881" speaker="soandso">I told you to alphabetize this stuff!</line>
<line start="1882" end="1891" speaker="other">BANG! BANG! BANG!</line>
<line start="1892" end="1910" speaker="other">Open up! It's the police!</line>
<line start="1911" end="1927" speaker="soandso">AHH! THE POPO!</line>
<line start="1928" end="1948" speaker="soandso">I can't do another nickel!</line>
<line start="1949" end="1976" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><i>(singing)</i> GARBAGE DISPOSAL,</line>
<line start="1977" end="2002" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">WHAT A WAY TO GO!</line>
<line start="2003" end="2038" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">GARBAGE DISPOSAL,</line>
<line start="2039" end="2055" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">MEET SO AND SO!</line>
<line start="2069" end="2092" speaker="whatsherface">Can I help you gentlemen?</line>
<line start="2093" end="2155" speaker="other">Uh, yes, ma'am. We got a report of us wanting to watch the Ola Toya fight.</line>
<line start="2156" end="2176" speaker="other">You mind if we investigate?</line>
<line start="2177" end="2195" speaker="other">I brought snack mix.</line>
<line start="2196" end="2211" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Snack Mix, <span style="visibility:hidden">in Tompkins' Parlor, WITH THE PRETZEL STICK!</span></line>
<line start="2212" end="2220" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Snack Mix, in Tompkins' Parlor, <span style="visibility:hidden">WITH THE PRETZEL STICK!</span></line>
<line start="2221" end="2246" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Snack Mix, in Tompkins' Parlor, WITH THE PRETZEL STICK!</line>
<line start="2247" end="2276" speaker="whatsherface">OW! MY STYLE! </line>
<line start="2277" end="2298" speaker="whatsherface">(or lack thereof)</line>
<line start="2303" end="2320" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">...anuddah vicious right!!!</line>
<line start="2324" end="2377" speaker="other">I need to put an APB out on some microwave popcorn.</line>
<line start="2378" end="2423" speaker="other">I'd like to report a very good-looking robot prospector.</line>
<line start="2426" end="2441" speaker="other">Awww, shush!</line>
<line start="2475" end="2490" speaker="other">You're not my real father!</line>
<line start="2491" end="2510" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's over!</line>
<line start="2516" end="2537" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Crample-O-Stow Records presents:</line>
<line start="2538" end="2559" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Deliberance, the new album from Peacey P!</line>
<line start="2560" end="2572" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Featuring Large Craig!</line>
<line start="2573" end="2590" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Featuring Overripe MC!</line>
<line start="2591" end="2605" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Featuring Tenerence Love!</line>
<line start="2606" end="2624" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Featuring Akryllix and Third Lung!</line>
<line start="2625" end="2645" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Featuring Peacey P!</line>
<line start="2646" end="2695" speaker="peaceyp">I'm a guest star on my own album, ya'll biscuitheads!</line>
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