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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="senormortgage.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="24" end="29" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover"><strong>ERHT!</strong></line> <line start="30" end="48" speaker="baldingman" sfx="sfx">sighs</line> <line start="48" end="76" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Are you having a problem buying a home or something?</line> <line start="80" end="89" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Fret no more!</line> <line start="101" end="113" speaker="cardgage">Hi there, Belindas.</line> <line start="119" end="176" speaker="cardgage">I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mortgage.</line> <line start="180" end="218" speaker="cardgage">We can help you get a leg up on the pile!</line> <line start="224" end="241" speaker="cardgage">Low rates, <span style="visibility: hidden">percent signs, I dunno...</span></line> <line start="241" end="257" speaker="cardgage">Low rates, percent signs, <span style="visibility: hidden">I dunno...</span></line> <line start="257" end="275" speaker="cardgage">Low rates, percent signs, I dunno...</line> <line start="279" end="289" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Bad credit?</line> <line start="296" end="309" speaker="cardgage" voiceover="voiceover">No probalo!</line> <line start="314" end="331" speaker="cardgage">Home Lawn</line> <line start="331" end="345" speaker="cardgage">Escrow</line> <line start="345" end="367" speaker="cardgage">Re-Financin'</line> <line start="367" end="392" speaker="cardgage">You name it, we've got it!</line> <line start="396" end="428" speaker="cardgage">Come along down for a free canceltation</line> <line start="433" end="470" speaker="cardgage">Come along down for a free canceltation<br/>with one of our handsome talking experts.</line> <line start="476" end="506" speaker="cardgage">One of them said they'd buy me lunch,</line> <line start="506" end="548" speaker="cardgage">One of them said they'd buy me lunch,<br />but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A...</line> <line start="563" end="656" speaker="robot">Senor Cardgage Mort-gage helped consolidate my whole life<br/>into this tiny box.</line> <line start="661" end="689" speaker="robot">Thanks, Senor Mort-gage!</line> <line start="696" end="724" speaker="cardgage">You're every welcome, Valerie.</line> <line start="729" end="784" speaker="cardgage">Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me<br />for more than 4 seconds!</line> <line start="792" end="837" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Get a Leg Up on the Pile and Refinance Your Dreams!</line> <line start="840" end="858" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Come along down and dial:</line> <line start="859" end="865" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Five <span style="visibility: hidden">Five Five Five Five Five Five<br/>Eight Five Five Five Five Five</span></line> <line start="865" end="870" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Five Five <span 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voiceover="voiceover">Five Five Five Five Five Five Five<br/>Eight Five Five Five Five Five</line> <line start="919" end="926"><singers voiceover="voiceover">Senor <span style="visibility: hidden">Mort-Gage!</span></singers><robot>Senor <span style="visibility: hidden">Mort-Gage!</span></robot></line> <line start="926" end="932"><singers voiceover="voiceover">Senor Mort<span style="visibility: hidden">-Gage!</span></singers><robot>Senor Mort<span style="visibility: hidden">-Gage!</span></robot></line> <line start="932" end="945"><singers voiceover="voiceover">Senor Mort-Gage!</singers><robot>Senor Mort-Gage!</robot></line> <line start="950" end="970"><singers voiceover="voiceover">Today!</singers><robot>Today!</robot></line> <line start="970" end="993" speaker="cardgage">No probalo!</line> <line start="1005" end="1046" speaker="robot">Priority override seven dash forty deuce.<span style="visibility:hidden"> Directive six R.</span></line> <line start="1046" end="1062" speaker="robot">Priority override seven dash forty deuce. Directive six R.</line> <line start="1065" end="1131" speaker="robot" volume="0.9">Malfunctionmalfunction Cardgage mortgage mortgagemortgagemortgage<br />help consoli- help consoli- help consoli-</line> <line start="1131" end="1160" speaker="sfx">explosion</line> <line start="1160" end="1209" speaker="robot"><em>(voice lowers in pitch and fades)</em>My name is nooot Vaaleeriiieee...</line> </transcript>
