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      <line start="20" end="26" speaker="sfx">geddup noise</line>
 <line start="27" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Guess it's been a while. Sorry about that, Compy. Need to get some... Endust.</line>
    <line start="116" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I was curious as to whether or not Strong Badia had an official army. Your Homeboy, Hank Toler"</line>
    <line start="216" end="272" speaker="strongbad">Does Strong Badia have an army? Strong Badia needs no army, Hankatola.</line>
    <line start="278" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Me and that one big guy and that one little guy... we're a one man army.</line>
    <line start="338" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Er, a three man one-y. Three-to-one-marny?</line>
    <line start="397" end="456" speaker="strongbad">What I mean to say is, what do we need an army for when the three of us pretty much do as we please?</line>
    <line start="464" end="502" speaker="strongbad">I mean, it's not like there's anyone around to oppose us.</line>
    <line start="511" end="539" speaker="homestar">All right, maggot! Fall it out.</line>
    <line start="542" end="625" speaker="homestar">Col-o-nel Homestar Runner is recruiting the most elite team of crack commandos to invade Strong Badia.</line>
    <line start="628" end="667" speaker="homestar">Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?</line>
    <line start="671" end="735" speaker="homestar">Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country?</line>
    <line start="738" end="759" speaker="homestar">Will you, stupid?!</line>
    <line start="764" end="813" speaker="strongbad">Um... no. I don't really have any interest in invading my own—</line>
    <line start="814" end="845" speaker="homestar">Ten-hut! Draft dodger, eh?</line>
    <line start="848" end="916" speaker="homestar">Well, see if those trees you're always hugging save you when Gordon Lightfoot's creeping round your back stair.</line>
    <line start="922" end="971" speaker="homestar">Company... Halt! Backwards... March!</line>
    <line start="988" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">What the—</line>
    <line start="1001" end="1019" speaker="homestar">Oh, and if you change your mind,</line>
    <line start="1020" end="1059" speaker="homestar">or wanna trade in that skirt you're wearing for a nice pair of camos,</line>
    <line start="1065" end="1106" speaker="homestar">we're having a pep rally up at the stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
    <line start="1109" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">Wow. I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day.</line>
    <line start="1173" end="1218" speaker="strongbad">This definitely merits some further reconnaissance. The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="1230" end="1234" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1235" end="1253" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, I need you to find out—</line>
    <line start="1254" end="1268" speaker="thecheat">upset The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1269" end="1324" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh. Don't make me call you that. It's not a good commando name.</line>
    <line start="1334" end="1343" speaker="thecheat">forceful The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1344" end="1381" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, all riiight. Firebert.</line>
    <line start="1385" end="1460" speaker="strongbad">I need you to find out what the crap Homestar Runner is up to at The Stick in oh-fifteen minutes.</line>
    <line start="1462" end="1476" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="1488" end="1553" speaker="homestar">Are you sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog?</line>
    <line start="1555" end="1575" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
    <line start="1576" end="1606" speaker="homestar">Are you ready to fight alongside your Col-o-nel</line>
    <line start="1607" end="1647" speaker="homestar">and give your five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that?</line>
    <line start="1648" end="1668" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
    <line start="1675" end="1737" speaker="homestar">Do you wanna paint that fence some other cool color and put a fake beard on that tire?</line>
    <line start="1760" end="1789" speaker="strongsad">Oh, sorry. Forgot to rewind.</line>
    <line start="1816" end="1836" speaker="all" voiceover="voiceover">YEAH!</line>
    <line start="1838" end="1917" speaker="homsar">DaAaAaAa! You gotta get yours. I gotta get mine.</line>
    <line start="1923" end="1938" speaker="homestar">All right then, maggots!</line>
    <line start="1942" end="2014" speaker="homestar">Let's get out there and invade us some serious Strong Badia! Company... GO!</line>
    <line start="2058" end="2098" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, I don't know. Maybe there is a goodminton.</line>
    <line start="2118" end="2175" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, so I see you decided to join the other side, eh?</line>
    <line start="2183" end="2220" speaker="strongbad">What joining? I <em>am</em> the other side!</line>
    <line start="2221" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy!</line>
    <line start="2288" end="2317" speaker="homestar">Strong Badia... will be ours!</line>
    <line start="2324" end="2394" speaker="strongbad">No it won't. We're about to play some badminton. So... no invasion.</line>
    <line start="2402" end="2505" speaker="homestar">Oh. Oh I see. Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!</line>
    <line start="2506" end="2551" speaker="strongsad">Hold the line! Hold the liiiine!</line>
    <line start="2556" end="2579" speaker="strongbad">And take this stupid thing with you.</line>
    <line start="2612" end="2677" speaker="homestar">Bennedetto! Don't you die on me Bennedetto! Not on my watch!</line>
    <line start="2686" end="2736" speaker="homestar">Don't you give up! You never gave me the five bucks...</line>
    <line start="2748" end="2813" speaker="strongbad">And that, my dear Hankerin', is why Strong Badia will never need an army.</line>
    <line start="2822" end="2868" speaker="strongbad">Though, we are in dire need of a copy of the official rules of badminton.</line>
    <line start="2879" end="2921" speaker="strongbad">No idea what we're doing. None.</line>
    <line start="2968" end="2997" speaker="strongbad">Firebert. It's terrible!</line>
    <line start="3151" end="3206" speaker="homestar">Mrs. Bennedetto, my name is Col-o-nel Homestar Runner.</line>
    <line start="3210" end="3265" speaker="homestar">I served with Frank in the Homestarmy at the battle of Strong Badia.</line>
    <line start="3270" end="3345" speaker="homestar">I hate to give you this news... Frank was one of the finest frigging soldiers I ever met!</line>
    <line start="3355" end="3397" speaker="homestar">And he still kinda owes me five bucks.</line>
    <line start="3403" end="3432" speaker="homestar">So, if you could just... fork it over...</line>
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