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    <line start="24" end="52" speaker="strongbad">And I pretend that it's made of money—</line>
    <line start="55" end="125" speaker="strongbad">Er... Oh! Um... Look, uh, I'm not doin' one this week.</line>
    <line start="141" end="228" speaker="strongbad">Yeah... not doin' one. So... bye.</line>
    <line start="235" end="270" speaker="strongbad">And I pretend that it's made of money...</line>
    <line start="332" end="375" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
    <line start="416" end="465" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Eeeeeeeeeemail. Ooh, ah, email, ooh, ah—</line>
    <line start="466" end="539" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Can you run a mile. Seb, The Lodge, Minnesota"</line>
    <line start="555" end="617" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">You'd better believe it, Seb, I can ride I can do cartwheels for a mile.</line>
    <line start="621" end="647" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Ready and one and set and go!</line>
    <line start="671" end="705" speaker="announcer" voiceover="very yes">TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am.</line>
    <line start="707" end="722" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Here I go.</line>
    <line start="731" end="762" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Here I go again on my own.</line>
    <line start="780" end="824" speaker="pbtcbubs">Hey, Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!</line>
    <line start="842" end="877" speaker="pbtcmarzipan">Keep it up, Strong Bad. Keep up the pace!</line>
    <line start="878" end="900" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Thanks for cheering me on.</line>
    <line start="935" end="980" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">Halfway to go, I have to break through this brick wall!</line>
    <line start="1046" end="1065" speaker="pbtchomestar">Kick it out, Behan.</line>
    <line start="1134" end="1187" speaker="pbtccoachz">Mr. Strong Bad, you won the mile. How did— what's your secret?</line>
    <line start="1192" end="1203" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">The Cheat.</line>
    <line start="1220" end="1277" speaker="all">The Cheat is a millionaire! A parade for The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="1444" end="1495" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">So yes, Jimmy-Jimmy, there have been parades honoring The Cheat,</line>
    <line start="1501" end="1548" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">but don't let that from stopping you from organizing your own.</line>
    <line start="1554" end="1586" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">He can be the Grand... Marshal.</line>
    <line start="1591" end="1639" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">He's also available for proms and pizza parties.</line>
    <line start="1649" end="1728" speaker="pbtcstrongbad">So, okay folks, I gotta go to my next show. See you later nice time!</line>
    <line start="1760" end="1772" speaker="pbtcstrongbad" voiceover="very yes">Preorr!</line>
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