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    <line start="15" end="45" speaker="strongbad">Haselos, theselos, haselos, theselos!</line>
    <line start="52" end="125" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad, I am going on a long trip and won't be able to check out 'Homestar Runner's Website' for a long time."</line>
    <line start="133" end="150" speaker="strongbad">Homestar has a website?</line>
    <line start="158" end="213" speaker="strongbad">"What do you think the greatest advancement for Strong Badia will be in the next 2 years?"</line>
    <line start="219" end="227" speaker="strongbad">Oh...</line>
    <line start="230" end="261" speaker="strongbad">"Your Main Man, E. Fullmer"</line>
    <line start="270" end="318" speaker="strongbad">Umm, Endiment...? Hang on Endiment.</line>
    <line start="320" end="413" speaker="strongbad">Just for the record, my main man is, and has been since 1987, Van Mundegaarde. And don't you forget it.</line>
    <line start="422" end="452" speaker="strongbad">Oh, Van, the times we shared.</line>
    <line start="459" end="519" speaker="strongbad">Well, as you know, Endy, Strong Badia is on the cutting edge of the future.</line>
    <line start="524" end="567" speaker="strongbad">I can easily predict that the population will have tripled in two years.</line>
    <line start="574" end="643" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So by then it will be population: tire and... bundt cake pan.</line>
    <line start="654" end="664" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">...and Coach Z.</line>
    <line start="667" end="682" speaker="coachz">I'm takin' a leak!</line>
    <line start="687" end="732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I also have some good news for you single ladies out there.</line>
    <line start="736" end="764" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The cinder block is going to break up with the sign.</line>
    <line start="772" end="841" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Dear Stop Sign, you are a stop sign and I am a cinder block.</line>
    <line start="848" end="891" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh! And we will also have developed a world-class hole.</line>
    <line start="900" end="958" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And by then, hopefully The Cheat will be finished with the mural I commissioned him to paint on the fence...</line>
    <line start="969" end="1010" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"> a freakin' year ago. Slowbie.</line>
    <line start="1015" end="1055" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, and the tire will have definitely won the title.</line>
    <line start="1075" end="1134" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And finally, Strong Sad will have actually succeeded in becoming more whiny.</line>
    <line start="1137" end="1171" speaker="strongsad">I don't like food anymore!</line>
    <line start="1179" end="1226" speaker="strongbad">Augh! So annoying. Oh, that reminds me.</line>
    <line start="1230" end="1286" speaker="strongbad">I should probably go let Strong Sad outta the dryer. He's been in there since breakfast.</line>
    <line start="1489" end="1551" speaker="strongbad">What the—? The Cheat?! Where the crap did I leave Strong Sad?</line>
    <line start="1583" end="1679" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, hello? Can anybody hear me? The Cheat has a really nice place in here.</line>
    <line start="1700" end="1720" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">And none of his shirts fit me.</line>
    <line start="1738" end="1754" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Revenge.</line>
    <line start="1762" end="1778" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Vengeance.</line>
    <line start="1785" end="1798" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Vengeful.</line>
    <line start="1805" end="1828" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Revengeanceful.</line>
    <line start="1836" end="1884" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">This Sunday, watch as Strong Mad attempts to reclaim the title</line>
    <line start="1885" end="1913" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">from Strong Badia heavyweight champion,</line>
    <line start="1918" end="1970" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">the Tire. Tire Madness.</line>
    <line start="1978" end="2007" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Only on pay per view.</line>
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