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  <line start="16" end="45" speaker="strongbad">I remember the time when I checked my email.</line>
  <line start="66" end="79" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="80" end="108" speaker="strongbad">"Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it,"</line>
  <line start="109" end="149" speaker="strongbad">"I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous you are!"</line>
  <line start="151" end="193" speaker="strongbad">"I love the way you walk around without your shirt on so confidently."</line>
  <line start="194" end="236" speaker="strongbad">"Anyways, I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime."</line>
  <line start="237" end="269" speaker="strongbad">"Give me a call, Pom Pom has my number."</line>
  <line start="271" end="283" speaker="strongbad">"Hopefully yours,"</line>
  <line start="285" end="298" speaker="strongbad">"Brian"</line>
  <line start="301" end="316" speaker="strongbad">Oh, well, Brian,</line>
  <line start="317" end="330" speaker="strongbad">maybe you and I could—</line>
  <line start="331" end="361" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">uh—  hey... BRIAN!? What the crap?</line>
  <line start="363" end="373" speaker="strongbad">Look, man.</line>
  <line start="374" end="420" speaker="strongbad">Unless Brian is short for... Brianrietta</line>
  <line start="421" end="460" speaker="strongbad">or Brian-Sue or something like that</line>
  <line start="461" end="494" speaker="strongbad">it's just not gonna work out between you and me, okay?</line>
  <line start="496" end="521" speaker="strongbad">Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams,</line>
  <line start="522" end="534" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad</line>
  <line start="535" end="556" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so until next week...</line>
  <line start="557" end="587" speaker="strongbad">1, 2, 3, email me!</line>
  <line start="588" end="623" speaker="strongbad">1, 2, 4, email me more!</line>
  <line start="630" end="640" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
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