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   <line start="15" end="57" speaker="strongbad">Toons! Games! I'm gonna check my eeeemail....</line>
   <line start="65" end="111" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, Do you ever do TV commercials for Monster Truck Shows?"</line>
   <line start="114" end="168" speaker="strongbad">"I think you would be great for the voiceovers. Your devoted fans, Stan and Loretta"</line>
   <line start="170" end="236" speaker="strongbad">Aww...that's very sweet. Look Dan and Linda, Strong Bad doesn't sell out to anybody, man.</line>
   <line start="240" end="277" speaker="strongbad">No matter how monstrous their truck show may or may not be.</line>
   <line start="281" end="327" speaker="strongbad">Though I have done the occasional promo for the events we hold in Strong Badia.</line>
   <line start="330" end="379" speaker="strongbad">In fact, I think there's one coming up this...</line>
   <line start="380" end="403" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!</line>
   <line start="419" end="450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">IT'S AWESOME CROSS 98!</line>
   <line start="470" end="493" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">LIVE IN STRONGBADIA!</line>
   <line start="494" end="546" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">THRILL! AS THE CHEAT ATTEMPTS TO JUMP THE TIRE OVER THE KOT</line>
   <line start="547" end="585" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">EATING A CARDBOARD BOX COVERED IN SYRUP!</line>
   <line start="594" end="616" speaker="kingoftown">This is some good cake!</line>
   <line start="623" end="687" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">CHILL! AS STRONG MAD SMASHES MARZIPAN'S GUITAR OVER HOMESTAR'S HEAD!</line>
   <line start="693" end="717" speaker="homestar">Let's do this like Brutus.</line>
   <line start="718" end="769" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">RECOIL IN HORROR! AS THE POOPSMITH LIGHTS SOME SMOKE BOMBS!</line>
   <line start="770" end="823" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">AND THEN? YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BE THERE TO FIND OUT!</line>
   <line start="826" end="857" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">ADULT ADMISSION IS STILL JUST FIVE DOLLARS!</line>
   <line start="858" end="900" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">KIDS AND OLD PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED WITHOUT A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN</line>
   <line start="901" end="929" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">FOR MEEEEE!</line>
   <line start="930" end="987" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">STICK AROUND AFTER THE SHOW FOR A FREE PERFORMANCE BY LIMOZEEN!</line>
   <line start="988" end="1069" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">I've got the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat, because it's midnite!</line>
   <line start="1073" end="1149" speaker="strongbad">Heart of a lion, wings of some stuff, because it's something!</line>
   <line start="1152" end="1233" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho man, I love that song! I can't wait for this sunday sunday someday.</line>
   <line start="1411" end="1495" speaker="larry" voiceover="voiceover">I've got the heart of a lion and the wings of a bat, because it's midnite!</line>
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