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   <line start="15" end="57" speaker="strongbad">So cool an email. I thought you would enjoy it.</line>
   <line start="63" end="169" speaker="strongbad">Ding dong, "Dear Strong Bad, what would you look like as a japanese cartoon and what would it be about? -james fffffffffff"</line>
   <line start="177" end="250" speaker="strongbad">A Japanese cartoon, eh, James? I saw one o' thems once. Let's see what I can remember.</line>
   <line start="256" end="314" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean.</line>
   <line start="320" end="335" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">With real, real big eyes.</line>
   <line start="341" end="355" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Get rid of my thumbs.</line>
   <line start="356" end="374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Make me all shiny.</line>
   <line start="377" end="427" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">My boots would be a whole lot cooler. Like robot boots.</line>
   <line start="430" end="483" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And for some reason, I got blue hair. You gotta have blue hair.</line>
   <line start="487" end="503" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then there's my mouth.</line>
   <line start="509" end="532" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Real tiny when it's closed;</line>
   <line start="540" end="576" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">ridiculously huge when it's open.</line>
   <line start="582" end="644" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then you basically just put me in space and let me fly around in cool poses!</line>
   <line start="647" end="797" speaker="sfx">theme song plays</line>
   <line start="798" end="830" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And they'd probably have somebody else do the voices.</line>
   <line start="847" end="912" speaker="oneup">Hey Stinkoman! Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!</line>
   <line start="922" end="970" speaker="stinkoman">No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older.</line>
   <line start="990" end="1049" speaker="stinkoman">Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Pan Pan is fat! Ha ha ha ha ha!</line>
   <line start="1050" end="1093" speaker="stinkoman">He fell on you! Ha ha ha ha! He's a good bear!</line>
   <line start="1096" end="1113" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Challenge and fighting and</line>
   <line start="1114" end="1148" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Fighting that challenge tonight</line>
   <line start="1149" end="1171" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody's fighting for the challenge of the fighting and the</line>
   <line start="1172" end="1189" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Challenge and fighting and</line>
   <line start="1190" end="1220" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">Fighting that challenge tonight</line>
   <line start="1221" end="1246" speaker="stinkoman">Japanese cartoons are w—</line>
   <line start="1254" end="1303" speaker="strongbad">Oh, ahem, excuse me. Japanese cartoons are weird, man.</line>
   <line start="1308" end="1338" speaker="strongbad">Though I may be on to something with that blue hair.</line>
   <line start="1340" end="1378" speaker="strongbad">Look pretty nice, it look-a pret-ty nice!</line>
   <line start="1381" end="1472" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">humming theme song</line>
   <line start="1511" end="1571" speaker="sfx">theme song plays</line>
   <line start="1584" end="1600" speaker="stinkoman">20X6!</line>
   <line start="1620" end="1688" speaker="homestar">Challenge and fighting and fighting that challenge tonight,</line>
   <line start="1689" end="1714" speaker="homestar">somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a somethin' and a...</line>
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