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  <line start="18" end="82" speaker="strongbad"><i>(singing)</i> Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do</line>
  <line start="84" end="97" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="99" end="115" speaker="strongbad">"Do you like making out?" </line>
  <line start="117" end="136" speaker="strongbad">"Because my boyfriend won't..."</line>
  <line start="138" end="162" speaker="strongbad">"Mostly because he's jealous of you."</line>
  <line start="168" end="190" speaker="strongbad">"I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thing,"</line>
  <line start="192" end="213" speaker="strongbad">"but nothing seems to work out."</line>
  <line start="217" end="232" speaker="strongbad">"Please help me, Strong Bad..."</line>
  <line start="234" end="257" speaker="strongbad">"Kissless in Santa Rosa"</line>
  <line start="264" end="276" speaker="strongbad">Well, Kissless,</line>
  <line start="280" end="299" speaker="strongbad">you're going about it all wrong.</line>
  <line start="302" end="335" speaker="strongbad">Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips.</line>
  <line start="340" end="406" speaker="strongbad">If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself...</line>
  <line start="407" end="418" speaker="strongbad">ME!</line>
  <line start="424" end="439" speaker="strongbad">So here's what you do:</line>
  <line start="443" end="461" speaker="strongbad">You wait til he comes home,</line>
  <line start="463" end="503" speaker="strongbad">then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine.</line>
  <line start="506" end="530" speaker="strongbad">And then put on my hit single</line>
  <line start="531" end="571" speaker="strongbad">"You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."</line>
  <line start="574" end="640" speaker="strongbad">I'll tell you what, he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese buffet, man.</line>
  <line start="644" end="671" speaker="strongbad">Alright, so until next time,</line>
  <line start="672" end="689" speaker="strongbad">send me more questions.</line>
  <line start="692" end="708" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.1">SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!!</line>
  <line start="709" end="719" speaker="thepaper">Preeeow!</line>
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