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   <line start="15" end="84" speaker="strongbad">I check e-mail from the front to the back, I said check e-mail from the front to the back I said check...</line>
   <line start="93" end="105" speaker="strongbad">"<em>Dear</em> Strong Bad,"</line>
   <line start="111" end="126" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong <em>Bad</em>,</line>
   <line start="130" end="155" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong— Hmm, I'll go with that one.</line>
   <line start="156" end="242" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, When you go fishing, do you use any sort of special lure or jig to attract the"</line>
   <line start="244" end="279" speaker="strongbad">"David Jacobus, Astoria, New York."</line>
   <line start="346" end="385" speaker="coachz">Say, Strong Bad, what type'a lure are you usin' dere?</line>
   <line start="390" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Well, this morning, Coach, I've been mostly using this one:</line>
   <line start="430" end="511" speaker="strongbad">Hey fish! Hey fiish! I'm gonna, I'm gonna recommend that you guys come up here in the boat.</line>
   <line start="525" end="633" speaker="strongbad">We've got a, uh, a keg! Of worms! And, uh... phytoplankton!</line>
   <line start="644" end="700" speaker="strongbad">Come on! Anybody who's everybody is up in here!</line>
   <line start="708" end="778" speaker="coachz">I don't think that's gonna work with a stocked pond. You got any type of jig you could try on there?</line>
   <line start="785" end="838" speaker="strongbad">Oh, yeah! I got this jig! Come on and get in the boat, fish!</line>
   <line start="839" end="903" speaker="strongbad">Come on and get in the boat, fish fish! Come on and get in the boat, fish! Get in the boat!</line>
   <line start="904" end="944" speaker="coachz">Oh! They got in the boat! ... Fish fish!</line>
   <line start="958" end="1034" speaker="strongbad">Actually, David, it may surprise you to hear this but, uh... I don't know anything about fishing, man.</line>
   <line start="1036" end="1092" speaker="strongbad">You're welcome to try the jig thing if you want. Though it might work better with the ladies.</line>
   <line start="1098" end="1160" speaker="strongbad">You know, like, come on and come to my house, ladies! Come on and come to my house, girls girls!</line>
   <line start="1164" end="1206" speaker="strongbad">Actually, I don't really know anything about the ladies either.</line>
   <line start="1213" end="1251" speaker="strongbad">I mean I do! I mean—WHGT! JGTH! YES I'M AWESOME!</line>
   <line start="1274" end="1339" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa, look at that title screen! Man, the 386 never ceases to amaze me!</line>
   <line start="1355" end="1417" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No way! This is the pinnacle of graphics.</line>
   <line start="1418" end="1474" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">They're never gonna get any better than this. I bet the sound's just as good, too!</line>
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