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<line start="19" end="83" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo...</line>
<line start="84" end="117" speaker="strongbad">Okay, let's see what we got here...</line>
<line start="118" end="159" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.8">"" What the...</line>
<line start="160" end="175" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2">Oh man!</line>
<line start="175" end="226" speaker="strongbad">I swear if I get another one of these freakin' "Hairstyle Runners" from one of you guys,</line>
<line start="227" end="265" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna have to start busting some heads, okay?</line>
<line start="266" end="306" speaker="strongbad">I mean, how come you people never play <em>my</em> game, man?</line>
<line start="307" end="338" speaker="strongbad">I never get any Strong Libs in my email.</line>
<line start="338" end="395" speaker="strongbad">I mean, there's this whole game out there that's all for me that you guys can fill out, you know,</line>
<line start="395" end="441" speaker="strongbad">and like, send me some hilarious crap or something.</line>
<line start="442" end="475" speaker="strongbad">Now you got me all cheesed off!</line>
<line start="476" end="510" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna play some "Temple of Apshai".</line>
<line start="511" end="540" speaker="strongbad">Forget you guys.</line>
<line start="560" end="580" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line>
<line start="593" end="644" speaker="strongbad">Oh, my hit points are, like, inexcusable in this dungeon, man.</line>
<line start="645" end="676" speaker="strongbad">I need to find some elixir or something. </line>
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