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   <line start="22" end="51" speaker="strongbad">Out of the way The Cheat! I gotta use your computer.</line>
   <line start="55" end="137" speaker="strongbad">Time to check the email... Time to check the email...</line>
   <line start="141" end="173" speaker="strongbad">TIME... TO... CHECK... THE... EMAIL!</line>
   <line start="185" end="225" speaker="strongbad"> Uh, The Cheat, I'm having some problems.</line>
   <line start="237" end="248" speaker="thecheat">annoyed The Cheat noises</line>
   <line start="250" end="300" speaker="strongbad">Your computer has too much computer in it and not enough typewriter.</line>
   <line start="308" end="367" speaker="strongbad">Okay, here we go. "what is the weirdest dream you've ever had? -marie"</line>
   <line start="377" end="422" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Marie, I'll tell you, but you gotta understand...</line>
   <line start="423" end="477" speaker="strongbad">the day before, all I had to eat was like... 13 pudding pops, okay?</line>
   <line start="480" end="547" speaker="strongbad">So the whole dream was just a picture of... Well, lemme show you.</line>
   <line start="557" end="564" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
   <line start="565" end="627" speaker="strongbad">The United States in tight, White Brand underdrawers.</line>
   <line start="632" end="670" speaker="strongbad">Briefly, let's discuss what this dream means.</line>
   <line start="680" end="721" speaker="strongbad">No, really, you guys can interpret this one how you want.</line>
   <line start="726" end="759" speaker="strongbad">Me, I blame the pudding pops.</line>
   <line start="770" end="830" speaker="strongbad">Okay, so... Maybe I shouldn't have shared that with you guys.</line>
   <line start="840" end="866" speaker="strongbad">Uh... See you next week.</line>
   <line start="866" end="880" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
   <line start="917" end="938" speaker="strongbad">How's it going, Texas?</line>
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