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   <line start="15" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Super great, super great... Check your email!</line>
   <line start="60" end="135" speaker="strongbad">Diggity... "Dear Strong Bad, Do you remember when you would answer emails and be funny without some sort of gimmick?"</line>
   <line start="137" end="203" speaker="strongbad">"I do, I miss those days. With a lot of crap, Mike W, Everett Mah."</line>
   <line start="214" end="265" speaker="strongbad">Yep. I remember those days, Mike. Those were good days...</line>
   <line start="274" end="290" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">sniff</line>
   <line start="290" end="305" speaker="strongbad">...good days.</line>
   <line start="325" end="334"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx></line>
   <line start="335" end="353"><sfx>powering down sound</sfx><strongbad volume="0.9">What the...crap?</strongbad></line>
   <line start="354" end="372"><sfx>short circuiting noise</sfx><strongbad>Whoa! Whgjht?</strongbad></line>
   <line start="374" end="395">
      <sfx volume="1.5">explosion</sfx>
      <strongbad sfx="sfx" volume="1.3">screaming</strongbad>
   <line start="396" end="401" speaker="sfx" volume="1.5">CRASH!</line>
   <line start="421" end="454" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.9" sfx="sfx">groaning</line>
   <line start="455" end="492" speaker="strongsad">Oh, jeez! Are you okay?</line>
   <line start="500" end="538" speaker="strongbad">What, yeah, no, I'm fine! Nothing happened; I'm fine!</line>
   <line start="540" end="573" speaker="strongsad">Did your terrible computer explode?</line>
   <line start="580" end="637" speaker="strongbad">No, shut up! Look, I'm gonna need to borrow like nine hundred dollars.</line>
   <line start="642" end="671" speaker="strongsad">Well I hope that's for a new computer.</line>
   <line start="675" end="734" speaker="strongsad">You could get one like yours at a garage sale for like... fifteen dollars.</line>
   <line start="735" end="788" speaker="strongbad">I SAID SHUT UP!!! I liked that computer.</line>
   <line start="807" end="845" speaker="strongsad">I hope some of that money's for buying me a new poster.</line>
   <line start="854" end="886" speaker="strongsad">You don't seem too broken up about that.</line>
   <line start="918" end="930" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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