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<line start="15" end="90" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Another freakin' email, another freakin' email song.</line>
<line start="91" end="109" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad minus,</line>
<line start="110" end="143" speaker="strongbad">"I'm a little worried that you may be losing your edge.</line>
<line start="144" end="204" speaker="strongbad">"I heven't seen any she-ne-ne-nanigans from you or The Cheat in a while.</line>
<line start="205" end="249" speaker="strongbad">"Yours," his, hers, mine, ours,</line>
<line start="250" end="276" speaker="strongbad">"<em>(rushed)</em> Gee Tee, Los Burbankos, Cali'ornia"</line>
<line start="277" end="309" speaker="strongbad">Losing our edge?! That's ridiculous.</line>
<line start="310" end="379" speaker="strongbad">Our shenanigans make the cover of Have Edge Times Magazine like every month!</line>
<line start="380" end="408" speaker="strongbad">Like the other day. Me and The Cheat walked past this deflated basketball,</line>
<line start="409" end="429" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like the other day. Me and The Cheat walked past this deflated basketball,</line>
<line start="430" end="481" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and consciously decided not to re-inflate it!</line>
<line start="482" end="499" speaker="strongbad">So, what do you think, man?</line>
<line start="500" end="515" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="516" end="562" speaker="strongbad">OK, now we're talkin'. Let's get out of here before the cops come!</line>
<line start="563" end="573" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="574" end="599" speaker="strongbad">And then yesterday, we feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="600" end="619" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then yesterday, we feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="620" end="624">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">And then yesterday, we feathered the living crap out of Strong Sad!</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah. Ooh. E. Stop. Please. No. No.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="625" end="628">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah. Ooh. E. Stop. Please. No. No.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="629" end="639">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. Ah. <span style="visibility:hidden">Ooh. E. Stop. Please. No. No.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="640" end="648">
<strongbad>You said it The Cheat! Tar <em>is</em> prohibitively expensive!</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. Ah. Ooh. <span style="visibility:hidden">E. Stop. Please. No. No.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="649" end="657">
<strongbad>You said it The Cheat! Tar <em>is</em> prohibitively expensive!</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. Ah. Ooh. E. <span style="visibility:hidden">Stop. Please. No. No.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="658" end="665">
<strongbad>You said it The Cheat! Tar <em>is</em> prohibitively expensive!</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. Ah. Ooh. E. Stop. <span style="visibility:hidden">Please. No. No.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="666" end="674">
<strongbad>You said it The Cheat! Tar <em>is</em> prohibitively expensive!</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. Ah. Ooh. E. Stop. Please. <span style="visibility:hidden">No. No.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="675" end="683">
<strongbad>You said it The Cheat! Tar <em>is</em> prohibitively expensive!</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. Ah. Ooh. E. Stop. Please. No. <span style="visibility:hidden">No.</span></strongsad></line>
<line start="684" end="693">
<strongbad>You said it The Cheat! Tar <em>is</em> prohibitively expensive!</strongbad>
<strongsad volume="0.9">Oh. Ah. Ooh. E. Stop. Please. No. No.</strongsad></line>
<line start="694" end="757" speaker="strongbad">But edgiest of all, this morning, we spread mayonnaise on ...</line>
<line start="758" end="789" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">... all these cardboard boxes, man.</line>
<line start="790" end="826" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And then waited like, thirty minutes to clean it all up,</line>
<line start="826" end="899" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">vacuum, and use air-freshener to get rid of any undesirable odors left by the mayonnaise!</line>
<line start="900" end="927" speaker="strongbad">Thirty whole minutes! Can you be-</line>
<line start="928" end="952" speaker="strongbad">yeah, okay, we're losing our edge.</line>
<line start="953" end="973" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat, get in here!</line>
<line start="974" end="987" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises, with a melodic tone</line>
<line start="988" end="998">
<strongbad>Take that thing off! No, it is not "pretend-we're-Grandmas-baking" time!</strongbad></line>
<line start="999" end="1009">
<strongbad>Take that thing off! No, it is not "pretend-we're-Grandmas-baking" time!</strongbad>
<thecheat>disappointed The Cheat noise</thecheat></line>
<line start="1009" end="1039">
<strongbad>Take that thing off! No, it is not "pretend-we're-Grandmas-baking" time!</strongbad></line>
<line start="1040" end="1057" speaker="strongbad">And it'll never be again! </line>
<line start="1058" end="1074" speaker="strongbad" volume="0.7">See me after this email.</line>
<line start="1075" end="1147" speaker="strongbad">No, it's time to do some real damage, The Cheat! It's time to get our shenan on!</line>
<line start="1148" end="1155" speaker="strongbad">Again!</line>
<line start="1156" end="1172" speaker="thecheat">excited The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1176" end="1230" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah, look at this arsenal of edge-haver-y right here, man.</line>
<line start="1231" end="1244" speaker="strongbad">We can't go wrong!</line>
<line start="1245" end="1262" speaker="thecheat">questioning The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1263" end="1282" speaker="strongbad">You know, shenanigans!</line>
<line start="1283" end="1321" speaker="strongbad">Like, uh, you start sawin' a hole in the floor, and<span style="visibility:hidden"> I'll stomp on this casserole.</span></line>
<line start="1322" end="1339" speaker="strongbad">Like, uh, you start sawin' a hole in the floor, and I'll stomp on this casserole.</line>
<line start="1340" end="1346" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1347" end="1414" speaker="strongbad">Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my—<span style="visibility:hidden"> <em>(screams)</em></span></line>
<line start="1415" end="1427" speaker="strongbad">Ah ha ha! Sorry, casserole, your crusty layer of fried onions is no match for my— <em>(screams)</em></line>
<line start="1428" end="1435" speaker="sfx">thud</line>
<line start="1448" end="1463" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">moan</line>
<line start="1464" end="1476" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">yugga-da-yugga</line>
<line start="1481" end="1541" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, where are we? I suddenly feel so...easy to animate.</line>
<line start="1542" end="1557" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1558" end="1632" speaker="strongbad">I dunno man, but we gotta stay edgy. We can't let this deep, dark hole get us down in a deep, dark hole.</line>
<line start="1633" end="1671" speaker="strongbad">Here, lemme kick you. That's a classic shenani-move.</line>
<line start="1672" end="1677" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunt</line>
<line start="1678" end="1683"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat><strongbad sfx="sfx">yell</strongbad></line>
<line start="1684" end="1691"><span style="visibility:hidden"><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></span><strongbad sfx="sfx">yell</strongbad></line>
<line start="1692" end="1699" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">oof</line>
<line start="1700" end="1730" speaker="strongbad">Geez, Lucy, hold still!</line>
<line start="1731" end="1743" speaker="sfx">hitting sound</line>
<line start="1744" end="1747"><strongbad>Ow, my eye!</strongbad><sfx>pop</sfx></line>
<line start="1748" end="1759" speaker="strongbad">Ow, my eye!</line>
<line start="1760" end="1770" speaker="thecheat">scream-like The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="1771" end="1804" speaker="strongbad">Naw, just kiddin'. It's a ping-pong ball.</line>
<line start="1805" end="1831" speaker="strongbad">I always keep a spare pack in my pants.</line>
<line start="1846" end="1887" speaker="strongbad">Some would say "pocket"; I say: "in my pants."</line>
<line start="1888" end="1926" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Hello? Is somebody down there?</line>
<line start="1927" end="1947" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Go away, Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="1948" end="2008" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat and I are down here shenanigan-ing each other in the dark alone by ourselves.</line>
<line start="2009" end="2062" speaker="strongsad">Uh, are you sure you wanna go on record with that explanation?</line>
<line start="2063" end="2117" speaker="strongbad">Of course! I don't see how that could possibly be taken out of context!</line>
<line start="2118" end="2158" speaker="strongbad">Now either violently throw yourself in here, or scram-oose!</line>
<line start="2159" end="2183" speaker="strongsad">Fine! But I wasn't the one who—</line>
<line start="2184" end="2253" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey wait! Could you get on the internet and look up if cutting a hole in your own floor is edgy?</line>
<line start="2259" end="2302" speaker="strongsad">Ah, sure. Tappity-tappity-tap.</line>
<line start="2315" end="2349" speaker="strongsad">Yeah, I just checked. It is.</line>
<line start="2350" end="2374" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Awesome, I thought so!</line>
<line start="2375" end="2438" speaker="strongbad">Where'd you check, like "Have Most Edge Guy" or edgetangle.com, one o' those?</line>
<line start="2439" end="2470" speaker="strongsad">Yup, all the most popular sites.</line>
<line start="2471" end="2524" speaker="strongsad">Uh, they recommend staying in the hole for a few days too.</line>
<line start="2525" end="2556" speaker="strongsad">So I can finish my novelle-ique.</line>
<line start="2557" end="2628" speaker="strongbad">Oh, cool! I mean, we've got foot-stomp casserole down here, so we should be good!</line>
<line start="2629" end="2653" speaker="strongbad">Could you toss down something to drink though?</line>
<line start="2665" end="2701" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Sad? Ah, never mind,</line>
<line start="2702" end="2745" speaker="strongbad">we'll just drink that gasoline. Doesn't get edgier than that, right?</line>
<line start="2746" end="2759" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2760" end="2776" speaker="strongbad">High-five, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="2777" end="2788" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2789" end="2793" speaker="sfx">clap</line>
<line start="2813" end="2845" speaker="strongbad">Thinks we're losing our edge. Pfft!</line>
<line start="2846" end="2881" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="2903" end="2934" speaker="thecheat">grandmother imitation-like The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2935" end="2967" speaker="strongbad"><em>(Also in an imitation of a grandmother)</em> Oh, Adelaide, you devil!</line>
<line start="2968" end="3006" speaker="strongbad">Substituting bacon grease for butter?</line>
<line start="3007" end="3043" speaker="strongbad">If my Wilbur only knew... </line>
<line start="3044" end="3046"><strongmad>WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?</strongmad><sfx>click</sfx></line>
<line start="3047" end="3081" speaker="strongmad">WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN?</line>
<line start="3087" end="3089" speaker="sfx">click</line>
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