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  <line start="15" end="51" speaker="strongbad">Something has compelled me to check my email.</line>
  <line start="64" end="80" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="80" end="98" speaker="strongbad">"errr a real fewney guy."</line>
  <line start="98" end="130" speaker="strongbad">"Have you ever done any stand-up "comidic"<!-- sic --> stuff?"</line>
  <line start="131" end="156" speaker="strongbad">"Crapfully crappy, Jopy."</line>
  <line start="157" end="213" speaker="strongbad">What? No. No. No. I mean, no. Never. No. What? No.</line>
  <line start="213" end="226" speaker="sfx">the geddup noise</line>
  <line start="255" end="280" speaker="strongsad">Psst. Come with me.</line>
  <line start="350" end="405" speaker="coachz">Once again, thank you to little Marzipan and her wonderful clogging.</line>
  <line start="417" end="484" speaker="coachz">Okay, so up next we got the comedy stylings of little Strong Bad.</line>
  <line start="485" end="519" speaker="sfx">Applause</line>
  <line start="520" end="570">
    <lilstrongbad>Thank you Coach Z, for not patting my butt.</lilstrongbad>
    <sfx>audience laughs</sfx>
  <line start="571" end="598" speaker="lilstrongbad">Good evening, ladies and germs. </line>
  <line start="599" end="650" speaker="lilstrongbad">Um... How about this cafeteria food?</line>
  <line start="651" end="689"><lilstrongbad>Is it cardboard or is it pizza?</lilstrongbad><sfx>less pronounced laughter</sfx></line>
  <line start="700" end="727" speaker="lilstrongbad">You know, 'cause it...tastes bad.</line>
  <line start="745" end="807" speaker="lilstrongbad">Um... What about that one...that joke...</line>
  <line start="819" end="879" speaker="lilstrongbad">Coach Z's hair is funny looking. Don't you guys think?</line>
  <line start="880" end="936" speaker="lilstrongbad">'Cause it's big... He has really big hair...</line>
  <line start="978" end="1030">
    <lilstrongbad>Oh no!</lilstrongbad>
  <line start="1043" end="1059" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeeow!</line>
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