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  <line start="16" end="63" speaker="strongbad"><em>(singing)</em> Everybody...check your email...</line>
  <line start="64" end="81" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="82" end="131" speaker="strongbad">"How do you do it." No question mark. "Teach me some of your tricks."</line>
  <line start="132" end="157" speaker="strongbad">"With crap, T.J."</line>
  <line start="158" end="213" speaker="strongbad">Well, I mean I can't tell you all of them TJ. But, you know, there's the basics.</line>
  <line start="214" end="267" speaker="strongbad">I mean, like if somebody's like, "Hey! Are you listening to me?" You say, "Yes",</line>
  <line start="268" end="297" speaker="strongbad">but you know you're not really listening.</line>
  <line start="298" end="341" speaker="strongbad">Um, then there's the one where, you know, you say, "Hey! Look over there."</line>
  <line start="342" end="354" speaker="strongbad">And when they turn their head,</line>
  <line start="355" end="400" speaker="strongbad">you know, there's nothing there and you pour some Coke down their shirt.</line>
  <line start="401" end="446" speaker="strongbad">And this one is a little amateur, but it has worked for me in the past.</line>
  <line start="447" end="495" speaker="strongbad">You know, you bet somebody a hundred "bucks", and then if they win,</line>
  <line start="496" end="537" speaker="strongbad">you know, you'll... you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt...</line>
  <line start="538" end="556" speaker="strongbad">...and you say... you call that a buck.</line>
  <line start="557" end="602" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I don't know, somebody invented works pretty good.</line>
  <line start="603" end="620" speaker="strongbad">You get to kick somebody.</line>
  <line start="621" end="651" speaker="strongbad">But everyone has a different taste, you know?</line>
  <line start="652" end="679" speaker="strongbad">Develop your own style, TJ.</line>
  <line start="680" end="733" speaker="strongbad">Reach down inside yourself and pull out something... y'know...</line>
  <line start="734" end="798" speaker="strongbad">not like...organs. You know what I mean. Anyways, e-mail...</line>
  <line start="799" end="811" speaker="strongbad">There'll be another one next week.</line>
  <line start="812" end="826">
    <strongbad>There'll be another one next week.</strongbad>
    <sfx sfx="thepaper">Preeow!</sfx>
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