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    <line start="15" end="79" speaker="strongbad">Email checker, come on and come on, y'all. The email checker, come on and come on, y'all!</line>
    <line start="88" end="178" speaker="strongbad">"Der Ong-stray Ad-bay, I thinks it's been entirely too long since you went on a rampage. Sincerely Peter, Comma"</line>
    <line start="190" end="267" speaker="strongbad">Well, Epressing-day Erd-nay, I thinks it's been entirely too long since you consulted your M.L.A. handbook.</line>
    <line start="275" end="339" speaker="strongbad">Eh, so maybe it has been a while since my last rampage. But that doesn't mean I'm goin' soft or nothin'.</line>
    <line start="343" end="393" speaker="strongbad">I've just grown more selective of the types of rampages on which I go.</line>
    <line start="396" end="442" speaker="strongbad">Like the other freakin' day: me and Strong Mad went on a Reading Rampage.</line>
    <line start="448" end="513" speaker="strongbad">Man, this book really speaks to me. In like, a couple of different languages, even.</line>
    <line start="521" end="552" speaker="strongmad">THIS BOOK IS TOO LONG!</line>
    <line start="561" end="614" speaker="strongbad">See? It's not all rampage-stompin'-boy style rampages.</line>
    <line start="619" end="693" speaker="strongbad">The pie's the limit as far as rampages are concerned. Why, ye could go on a <i>regal</i> rampage.</line>
    <line start="697" end="707" speaker="strongbad">I bequeath thee!</line>
    <line start="708" end="713" speaker="kingoftown">Ow!</line>
    <line start="714" end="718" speaker="strongbad">I bequeath thee!</line>
    <line start="719" end="723" speaker="kingoftown">Ow!</line>
    <line start="724" end="730" speaker="strongbad">I bequeath thee!</line>
    <line start="733" end="740" speaker="kingoftown">One more!</line>
    <line start="741" end="756" speaker="strongbad">Ye hath quivered me tuppence!</line>
    <line start="757" end="768" speaker="kingoftown">Oops, you lost me!</line>
    <line start="771" end="776" speaker="kingoftown">OW!</line>
    <line start="777" end="810" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, ooh! Or how about a legal rampage?</line>
    <line start="819" end="885" speaker="strongbad">This is a sub-po-ena! I summons exhibit 4-B to my chambers!</line>
    <line start="887" end="899" speaker="homestar">Sustained!</line>
    <line start="905" end="915" speaker="sfx">boing, boing, boing</line>
    <line start="917" end="970" speaker="strongbad">And don't forget the lyrical rampages me and Coach Z are <i>always</i> going on.</line>
    <line start="973" end="1007" speaker="strongbad">Or more like, going OOORRRRFF!</line>
    <line start="1010" end="1025" speaker="sfx">hip hop beat begins</line>
    <line start="1026" end="1037" speaker="strongbad">I'm on a rampage!</line>
    <line start="1038" end="1057" speaker="coachz">I've got problems with my feet and my back!</line>
    <line start="1058" end="1070" speaker="strongbad">I'm on a rampage!</line>
    <line start="1071" end="1090" speaker="coachz">I'm about to have a dope rhyme attack!</line>
    <line start="1091" end="1099" speaker="strongbad">I'm on a rampage!</line>
    <line start="1100" end="1121" speaker="coachz">Coach Z, rock all type of sports!</line>
    <line start="1122" end="1135" speaker="strongbad">I'm on a rampage!</line>
    <line start="1136" end="1158" speaker="coachz">And if you don't believe me, you can get with The Chort!</line>
    <line start="1159" end="1169">
         <coachz>And if you don't believe me, you can get with The Chort!</coachz>
         <sfx>rhythmic scratching</sfx>
    <line start="1170" end="1232" speaker="sfx">rhythmic scratching</line>
    <line start="1233" end="1241" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
    <line start="1242" end="1309" speaker="strongsad">May I please ask how repeating the same four words constitutes a lyrical rampage?</line>
    <line start="1312" end="1370" speaker="strongbad">May I please ask how a round mound of gray fatness constitutes a younger brother?</line>
    <line start="1372" end="1387" speaker="strongbad">I'm on a rampage!</line>
    <line start="1390" end="1448" speaker="strongsad">But what about rules of verse? Iambic pentameter is where it's at!</line>
    <line start="1453" end="1465" speaker="strongsad">Hit it, The Cheat!</line>
    <line start="1475" end="1481" speaker="thecheat">angry The Cheat noise</line>
    <line start="1486" end="1517" speaker="strongsad">I dunno, drop some beats or something.</line>
    <line start="1519" end="1550" speaker="strongbad">Uh, they're gonna have to be "fat" beats in your case.</line>
    <line start="1555" end="1596" speaker="strongbad">Go ahead, The Cheat. Let's witness the whiteness.</line>
    <line start="1601" end="1606" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
    <line start="1607" end="1630" speaker="sfx">electronic video game-style beat</line>
    <line start="1631" end="1712" speaker="strongsad">The quill! The page! Ly-ric, ram-page! Umm... Word up?</line>
    <line start="1727" end="1777" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that was great, Strong Sad. I didn't know you was hawd!</line>
    <line start="1781" end="1827" speaker="strongbad">Remind me again: what part of the streets are you from, exactly?</line>
    <line start="1833" end="1887" speaker="coachz">You're a real MC, Strong Sad! Master of ceremonies!</line>
    <line start="1889" end="1910">
        <coachz sfx="sfx">laughs</coachz>
        <strongbad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongbad>
    <line start="1913" end="1921" speaker="strongbad">Er, wait...</line>
    <line start="1925" end="1971" speaker="strongsad">Forget you guys! It went over great at my Poetry Slam!</line>
    <line start="1975" end="2052" speaker="strongsad">The quill! The page! Ly-ric, ram-page! Word up?</line>
    <line start="2055" end="2105" speaker="marzipan">Good style there, Strong Sad! Geoff Chaucer would be would be proud!</line>
    <line start="2111" end="2183" speaker="homsar">AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Caramel corn for president, please!</line>
    <line start="2189" end="2236" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, run along, DJ Dumpy Dump! We gotta get back to rampagin'!</line>
    <line start="2239" end="2298" speaker="coachz">'Ey, maybe we should start calling you "SS"! For <i>Strong Sad</i>!</line>
    <line start="2299" end="2318" speaker="coachz" sfx="sfx">laughs maniacally</line>
    <line start="2319" end="2334" speaker="strongbad">What is wrong with you?</line>
    <line start="2343" end="2363">
         <coachz>I'm bad at abbreviations!</coachz>
         <sfx>hip hop beat</sfx>
    <line start="2364" end="2375" speaker="strongbad">You're on a rampage?</line>
    <line start="2376" end="2409" speaker="coachz">The number one jam on all the stations!</line>
    <line start="2435" end="2510" speaker="strongbad">Ya see Comma, comma, you can still hurt people and their feelings with all manner of different rampages.</line>
    <line start="2517" end="2557" speaker="strongbad">Until next time, bailiff, I'll be in my chambers.</line>
    <line start="2562" end="2606" speaker="strongbad">I mean, The Cheat, I'll be in my office... <span style="visibility:hidden">which is this room. So, I'll be right here.</span></line>
    <line start="2607" end="2637" speaker="strongbad">I mean, The Cheat, I'll be in my office... which is this room. <span style="visibility:hidden">So, I'll be right here.</span></line>
    <line start="2638" end="2648" speaker="strongbad">I mean, The Cheat, I'll be in my office... which is this room. So, I'll be right here.</line>
    <line start="2655" end="2668" speaker="thepaper">preeow</line>
    <line start="2670" end="2788" speaker="sfx">electronic video-game-style beat</line>
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