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  <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail1.swf" width="550" height="400">
    <line start="20" end="81" speaker="strongbad">Oh, who is the guy that checks all his emails? That's me, Strong Baaad.</line>
    <line start="86" end="98" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
    <line start="100" end="143" speaker="strongbad">"Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves off before you go to bed?</line>
    <line start="147" end="195" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Abdi LaRue, San Diego, California."</line>
    <line start="201" end="228" speaker="strongbad">Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi.</line>
    <line start="229" end="267" speaker="strongbad">Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed?</line>
    <line start="272" end="298" speaker="strongbad">And if so, are you some kind of robot?</line>
    <line start="302" end="334" speaker="strongbad">And if so, what kind of powers do you have?</line>
    <line start="339" end="367" speaker="strongbad">Do you use them for good, or for awesome?</line>
    <line start="371" end="393" speaker="strongbad">Would you like to join forces?</line>
    <line start="395" end="435" speaker="strongbad">I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.</line>
    <line start="444" end="465" speaker="strongbad">Okay, until next time.</line>
    <line start="469" end="490" speaker="strongbad">Keep sending me your questions,</line>
    <line start="491" end="513" speaker="strongbad">and I will make fun of you... </line>
    <line start="518" end="536" speaker="strongbad">I mean, answer them.</line>
    <line start="538" end="551" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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