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  <line start="35" end="120" speaker="other">The following is an extremely well-paid commercial ad-VER-tis-ment and NOT a really funny cartoon.</line>
  <line start="151" end="230" speaker="strongbad"><i>(singing)</i> Checkin' emails for money... is not funny.</line>
  <line start="231" end="252" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
  <line start="253" end="364" speaker="strongbad">"You need to make a 3-D Strong Bad video game with all the <i>brst</i> graphics."</line>
  <line start="365" end="415" speaker="strongbad">"Not a bad game with dumb pixels!"</line>
  <line start="416" end="444" speaker="strongbad">"Come on, MAN!"</line>
  <line start="445" end="514" speaker="strongbad">From Kev the Moron, Crenshaw Lane.</line>
  <line start="515" end="592" speaker="strongbad">A 3D video game? What you mean like this?</line>
  <line start="593" end="634" speaker="sfx">typing</line>
  <line start="635" end="692" speaker="sfx">video game music</line>
  <line start="693" end="714"><sfx>video game music</sfx><strongbad> <i>(distorted)</i> Holy crap.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="715" end="748" speaker="sfx">video game music</line>
  <line start="749" end="788" speaker="strongbad">Or did you mean like... <span style="visibility:hidden">THIS?!?</span></line>
  <line start="789" end="802" speaker="strongbad">Or did you mean like... THIS?!?</line>
  <line start="803" end="825"><sfx>The Geddup Noise</sfx><strongbad>Gimme that camera!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="826" end="840" speaker="strongbad" voicover="voiceover">Wah!</line>
  <line start="841" end="888" speaker="strongbad" voicover="voiceover">Ooh, look at that voluptuous belly!</line>
  <line start="889" end="902" speaker="sfx">slam</line>
  <line start="903" end="947" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">imitating an engine</line>
  <line start="948" end="961" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Down the stairs!</line>
  <line start="962" end="989" speaker="sfx">footsteps</line>
  <line start="990" end="1030" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">imitating an engine</line>
  <line start="1031" end="1056" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, pizza!</line>
  <line start="1057" end="1127"><strongmad>IT'S THREE WEEKS OLD!</strongmad><strongbad><i>(imitating an engine)</i></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1128" end="1180"><coachz>Hey, watch where you're pointing that 3D!</coachz><strongbad><i>(imitating an engine)</i></strongbad></line>
  <line start="1181" end="1191" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">3D!</line>
  <line start="1192" end="1225" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">imitating an engine</line>
  <line start="1226" end="1327" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Witness my amazing video game styles, in all three of the glorious D's!</line>
  <line start="1328" end="1351" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, The Cheat.</line>
  <line start="1352" end="1363" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1364" end="1377" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Depth, <span style="visibility:hidden">dimension, and—</span></line>
  <line start="1378" end="1400" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Depth, dimension, <span style="visibility:hidden">and—</span></line>
  <line start="1401" end="1408" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Depth, dimension, and—</line>
  <line start="1409" end="1416" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
  <line start="1417" end="1507" speaker="homestar">Hey Strong Bad! I've got a low polygon count.</line>
  <line start="1508" end="1554" speaker="strongbad">—dumb idiots.</line>
  <line start="1555" end="1646" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">From the people who made that game "Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n",</line>
  <line start="1647" end="1700"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">and the geniuses responsible for...</strongbad><sfx>whack</sfx></line>
  <line start="1701" end="1766" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Trogdor: Let's Burninate Phonics",</line>
  <line start="1767" end="1937"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover">comes a 3D point-and-click-'em-up adventure that will quite literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater.</strongbad><sfx>explosion</sfx></line>
  <line start="1938" end="1997" speaker="other">Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater.</line>
  <line start="1998" end="2121" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Presenting... Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People!</line>
  <line start="2122" end="2195" speaker="strongbad">Or, if you wanna get in on the ground floor of the cool abbreviations,</line>
  <line start="2196" end="2259" speaker="strongbad">SBCG4AP!</line>
  <line start="2260" end="2318" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Coming soon to a WiiWare near me-ware.</line>
  <line start="2319" end="2363" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Err... you-ware.</line>
  <line start="2388" end="2417" speaker="strongbad">Oh, yeah, man.</line>
  <line start="2418" end="2453" speaker="strongbad">The Super FX chip, <span style="visibility:hidden">that red thing you stuck in the N64, Mode 7,</span></line>
  <line start="2454" end="2508" speaker="strongbad">The Super FX chip, that red thing you stuck in the N64, <span style="visibility:hidden">Mode 7,</span></line>
  <line start="2509" end="2534" speaker="strongbad">The Super FX chip, that red thing you stuck in the N64, Mode 7,</line>
  <line start="2535" end="2612" speaker="strongbad">and they even had to invent Mode 8 just for this game!</line>
  <line start="2613" end="2656" speaker="bubs">You seen any graphics yet?</line>
  <line start="2657" end="2720" speaker="strongbad">Not yet. But I sent them this concept art.</line>
  <line start="2721" end="2787" speaker="strongbad">And I'm pretty sure they're going to stick close to my vision.</line>
  <line start="2788" end="2844" speaker="sfx">heavy metal music</line>
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