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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="dellocomment.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="53" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, hello! This is Homestar Runner!</line> <line start="54" end="75" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">And this is Strong Sad.</line> <line start="76" end="120" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And we're both morons!</line> <line start="121" end="209" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No, "and welcome to the King of Town Super DVD!"</line> <line start="210" end="268" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, I think he means "the Yello Dello DVD."</line> <line start="269" end="355" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, I think what he means is "I'm the dumbest guy on the planet. Here's some proof!"</line> <line start="356" end="380" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">OK, let's begin!</line> <line start="381" end="440" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, let's begin. What the crap kind of freaked-up sport are you guys playing anyway? </line> <line start="441" end="506" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I mean, you're on a football field, but you've got a basketball goal, and basketballs and footballs...</line> <line start="507" end="577" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">I know! It's America's pastime!</line> <line start="578" end="616" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Working with Coach Z is always so great! He's such a-</line> <line start="617" end="660" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Idiot? Moron? Crap for brains? Creep? </line> <line start="661" end="715" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, Homestar, I saw Coach Z coming out of Marzipan's house the other day...</line> <line start="716" end="744" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Wait. Really? You did?</line> <line start="745" end="811" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Little known fact: Homestar gained a hundred pounds and shrank two feet for this role.</line> <line start="812" end="880" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's true. Oh yeah, oh yeah, this is the scene that has subliminal advertisement! </line> <line start="881" end="1027" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Watch, if you see that X, it ends up going between the E and the Z, which means that it...uhm...is easy...does it?</line> <line start="1028" end="1074" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Pfft! You look so great in that lederhosen, Homestar. </line> <line start="1075" end="1141" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Shall we start calling you Homestar von Runnerberger or something?</line> <line start="1142" end="1170" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, I look great in that stuff!</line> <line start="1171" end="1198" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">It was my lederhosen...</line> <line start="1200" end="1268" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And so he crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped and crapped all over that rock.</line> <line start="1269" end="1299" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey! That only happened once!</line> <line start="1301" end="1331" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">It was my rock... </line> <line start="1332" end="1400" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, it always kind of bugged me how you could never get your grammar right here, Homestar. </line> <line start="1401" end="1461" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">"I think I has the solution?" What's that mean?</line> <line start="1462" end="1511" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, and I don't care what anybody says, but that bird is hot. </line> <line start="1512" end="1581" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I'll tell you that right now. A fine looking bird. </line> <line start="1582" end="1678" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, here comes my favorite part! Oh ho ho! That's so great! That's a great one, Homestar! Classic!</line> <line start="1679" end="1704" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">What? What'd I do?</line> <line start="1705" end="1730" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">You hit me in the face.</line> <line start="1731" end="1795" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Ohhh, I know! It's America's pastime!</line> <line start="1807" end="1866" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ohh, I hate it when Pom Pom floats like that. It gives me the creeps, you know. </line> <line start="1867" end="1901" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I don't trust that guy any farther than I can throw him.</line> <line start="1902" end="1932" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, then you must trust Pom Pom a whole lot—</line> <line start="1933" end="1953" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh shut up, why don't you? </line> <line start="1954" end="1993" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You guys were doing pretty good at this point. You hadn't lost any men. </line> <line start="1994" end="2018" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Had you found the diamond ring yet?</line> <line start="2019" end="2107" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yeah, I think we found a diamond ring and some platinum bars and a couple bags of gold.</line> <line start="2121" end="2169" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Oh, I don't know, Homestar, that looks really dangerous."</line> <line start="2170" end="2174" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Stop that!</line> <line start="2175" end="2219" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Oh come on guys, let's do it for Marzipan!"</line> <line start="2220" end="2229" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">laughs</line> <line start="2230" end="2268" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"Well, I already got Marzipan a present."</line> <line start="2269" end="2274" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Stop it!</line> <line start="2275" end="2322" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">No, no, keep it up, Strong Bad! I DO sound funny! </line> <line start="2348" end="2390" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Who's that? Oh, wait.</line> <line start="2391" end="2485" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, now before you guys start, I've got to say, in my defense, that I never wore a pair of oven mitts in my life, okay? </line> <line start="2486" end="2589" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Those have obviously been added in later on using the most advanced computer magic available. All right?</line> <line start="2590" end="2599" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">laughs</line> <line start="2600" end="2619" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What? I'm serious!</line> <line start="2620" end="2719" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at Marzipan. She's funny lookin'.</line> <line start="2720" end="2783" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh man. What a hottie.</line> <line start="2784" end="2862" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, now this scene is my pride and joy. I wrote this whole song all by myself. </line> <line start="2863" end="2920" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Well, except for the lyrics. And for the music.</line> <line start="2934" end="2968" speaker="homestar" volume="0.7">All right, you guys. Any ideas?</line> <line start="2969" end="3015" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, yeah, I got an idea for you: jump. </line> <line start="3016" end="3055" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">OK, Homestar, where the crap are your legs in this scene?</line> <line start="3056" end="3211" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Well, actually, Homestar wasn't in this scene. That was a sophisticated puppet that I'm operating with one of my hands at... offscreen?</line> <line start="3212" end="3290" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh yeah, I remember that. They had to replace me because I didn't have any legs.</line> <line start="3291" end="3379" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Bwahahahaha! Okay, I lied, man. THIS is my favorite part of the whole cartoon. </line> <line start="3380" end="3448" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ha ha ha! Oh look at him. His head looks like one of those things on a cow. </line> <line start="3449" end="3489" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><i>(gasping for breath)</i> You know the part, where the milk comes out.</line> <line start="3490" end="3559" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Well, actually, that was a sophisticated bladder system that I operated off-screen with the belt—</line> <line start="3560" end="3588" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh shut up, why don't you?</line> <line start="3625" end="3669" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Bwahahahaha! Oh man, that's so great! </line> <line start="3670" end="3758" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And now he's bleeding! Hohoho! Like some stupid bleeding baby.</line> <line start="3759" end="3804" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Strong Sad, this, I feel, is your strongest work. </line> <line start="3805" end="3916" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's like your every delicate intonation and gesture helps to weave this rich subtext of despair and wisdom.</line> <line start="3917" end="3952" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wow. Thanks Homestar!</line> <line start="3953" end="3997" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">What? Did you just say something to me?</line> <line start="3998" end="4046" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I don't know how the two of you managed to get his fat, ugly butt up there.</line> <line start="4047" end="4104" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, don't worry. We had, like, twelve other guys underneath us helping.</line> <line start="4105" end="4162" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Haha, it is a- a fat butt isn't it? It's ugly too.</line> <line start="4163" end="4320" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Now this was my time to really shine in the cartoon, so I used a bit of method acting to apply some of my own personal experiences to the scene. </line> <line start="4321" end="4417"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">snores</strongbad> <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">And I remembered this time back in school where, all of a sudden, everybody started being real nice to me, </strongsad></line> <line start="4418" end="4504"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">snores</strongbad> <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">and I thought it was 'cause I started wearing this T-shirt that said "I'm #1" on it,</strongsad> </line> <line start="4505" end="4572"><strongbad voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">snores</strongbad> <strongsad voiceover="voiceover">but it turns out it was all just because I had a pool.</strongsad></line> <line start="4573" end="4663" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hmm? What? Huh? What's going on? Oh, Strong Sad is stupid and Homestar is dumb. </line> <line start="4664" end="4723" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, Homestar, I've gotta ask, do you ever remember your lines? </line> <line start="4724" end="4802" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Because you're always going "uhm, uh, uhm, uh okay, okay, uhm."</line> <line start="4803" end="4869" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Uhm... yeah, I think I remembered this one line, one time.</line> <line start="4870" end="4891" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's a big door.</line> <line start="4892" end="4946" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">That's a big turkey. That's a fake invisible turkey.</line> <line start="4947" end="4995" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Marzipan really scares me when she's angry.</line> <line start="4996" end="5057" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oooh, ouch. Wow. You know, Marzipan has really nice hands.</line> <line start="5058" end="5085" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, I suppose she does.</line> <line start="5086" end="5117" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, you know those little guys creep me out, man. </line> <line start="5118" end="5180" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Like, I'll have nightmares where there's like a thousand of those little scorpions crawling all over me.</line> <line start="5181" end="5298" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, yeah yeah, or like that thing from Yar's Revenge, and, like, you wake up, and it's nibbling on you and pieces of you are falling off in squares.</line> <line start="5299" end="5432" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">I dream of my own death. Over and over and over and over and over and over... </line> </transcript>
