Homestar Runner Distraction Pack Launch Trailer
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Date: Thursday, June 25, 2026
Running Time: 0:45
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{Strong Bad is standing in front of Bubs' Concession Stand wearing a cracked VR headset. The version of "Strong Badia National Anthem" from the game is audible throughout the video.}
STRONG BAD: Okay, I think I hacked enough courses in this mini-golf game to make it fairly tolerable.
{A 3D world titled "Strong Bad Zone" is displayed.}
{A minigame called "Dangeresque foxhunt" is shown.}
{A Duck Pond simulator is shown.}
{Trogdor is breathing fire at a knight in Burnination Valley.}
{Strong Bad's basement is shown with a The Pizz box on the orange couch, the desk with the Lappy, a Stinkoman 20X6 arcade cabinet, a table with Cheat Commandos playsets, a drawing table with Teen Girl Squad panels, and a TV with VHS tapes. Strong Bad plays with action figures, plays Stinkoman 20X6, and types on the Lappy.}
{The text "40+ Character Scenes" appears on screen as scenes are briefly shown. Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing on a platform in a tropical oceanside setting above palm trees and along a cliffside. Then Strong Bad is shown on a tropical island mini-golf course with Pom Pom whom he knocks into the sky toward the ocean with his golf club.}
{A menu for selecting avatars appears under the title "New Cosmetics". It features Strong Sad, Trogdor, Bubs, The Cheat, Strong Bad and Homestar Runner.}
{Strong Bad putts a ball into a hole. A StrongBadZone-themed hole celebration appears.}
'STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Bubs, what have you done to the place?
{An overview of Bubs' Many Golfs appears, showing the Concession Stand, the Gremlin, the Spooky Woods, the King of Town's castle, the brick wall, the Wagon Fulla Pancakes, Strong Badia, the Stone Bridge, and the CGNU athletic field with a pile of electronics on it.}
{A floating Homestar Runner head putts on the Strong Badia course.}
BUBS: It's a hastily—
{Bubs is making a pitch to Strong Bad at the Concession Stand.}
BUBS:—thrown-together cash grab! I mean, mini-golf course.
{Homestar Runner Walkabout Mini-Golf Distraction Pack now available!}
