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- | + | [[Image:sbemail98.png|thumb|The Grumblecakes are on the line here!]] | |
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- | + | '''Strong Bad Email #98''' | |
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' | + | Kevin Grumbles writes in to tell Strong Bad that he should make Homestar Runner say stupid stuff because his voice is hilarious. Strong Bad switches it up a bit. |
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+ | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Homsar]] (Easter Egg), [[The Cheat]] | ||
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]] | '''Places:''' [[Computer Room]] | ||
- | + | '''Date:''' February 16, 2004 | |
- | ''' | + | '''Running Time:''' 2:35 |
- | ''' | + | == Transcript == |
+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Do do do do, email me some words, doo-doo, some different words. | ||
- | ''' | + | ''{Reading email}'' |
- | + | <pre>Hey Strong Bad, | |
- | + | I think you should make Homestar say | |
- | + | stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious! | |
- | + | Sincerely, | |
+ | Kevin Grumbles</pre> | ||
- | + | ''{Strong Bad mumbles instead of saying the word "Grumbles." He continues to do this throughout the email}'' | |
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- | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, you don't really have to MAKE Homestar say stupid stuff Grumbles, that's the guy's bread n' butter. Or at least his, uh, cracker n' mustard. No, the REAL challenge is to get Homestar to say something intelligent. ''{clears screen, continues typing}'' If I can do that, then you owe me a batch of your special Grumblecakes. And if I fail, then I'll quit stealing the bricks from your house, one by one. Deal? Deal. | |
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Uh, you don't really have to MAKE Homestar say stupid stuff | + | |
''{Strong Bad goes to get up from his chair and Homestar Runner is leaning over his shoulder.}'' | ''{Strong Bad goes to get up from his chair and Homestar Runner is leaning over his shoulder.}'' | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Um, you broke into my house? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Um, you broke into my house? | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No I'm always doing that. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apparently unperturbed}'' Okay, what? | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apparently unperturbed}'' Okay, what? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, "intelligent"? | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, "intelligent"? | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, yeah, intellivision. |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' You know | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' You know ... something smart. |
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I can do that. | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think I can do that. What's in it for me? |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Half a Grumblecake! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Half a Grumblecake! | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. Okay, here goes | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, right. Okay, here goes-- |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' No wait, put this stuff on. | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' No wait, put this stuff on.. it'll add to the illusion. |
- | ''{Strong Bad gives Homestar Runner a white lab coat, black-rimmed glasses with masking tape, and a test tube. Homestar uses the test tube as if it was a microphone and he was interviewing Strong Bad | + | ''{Strong Bad gives Homestar Runner a white lab coat, black-rimmed glasses with masking tape, and a test tube. Homestar uses the test tube as if it was a microphone and he was interviewing Strong Bad}'' |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, check me out, Strong Bad, I look a-smart! | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' You sure do, stupid. Now say something. | '''STRONG BAD:''' You sure do, stupid. Now say something. | ||
- | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' And I'm standing on one foot! |
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{urging}'' Come on, say something smart! You can do it! | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{urging}'' Come on, say something smart! You can do it! | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Plus two. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Plus two. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, this isn't | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, this isn't going-- |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hundred! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hundred! | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans}'' I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes! Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans}'' I need to get my hands on some of them Grumblecakes! Maybe if I employ a little reverse psychologies.. If I ask a stupid enough question, I'll get an intelligent answer! ''{clears throat}'' I say, there, Homestar, butt's twelve by pies? |
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid! ''{triumphantly}'' The Grumblecakes will be mine! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooh, yes! I got Strong Bad to say something stupid! ''{triumphantly}'' The Grumblecakes will be mine! | ||
- | '' | + | ''(Homestar runs off.}'' |
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+ | '''STRONG BAD:''' What?! What the crap just happened?! Is it possible that I was just ''outsmarted'' by Homestar Runner?! ''{typing and shouting}'' I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!!! | ||
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''{The Cheat enters with a tray of The Cheatcakes.}'' | ''{The Cheat enters with a tray of The Cheatcakes.}'' | ||
'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Get that mess outta here! I don't want none o' those Cheatcakes! | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Get that mess outta here! I don't want none o' those Cheatcakes! ''{Smacks the tray of The Cheatcakes out of The Cheat's hands}'' |
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}'' | ||
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''{The Cheat exits dejectedly.}'' | ''{The Cheat exits dejectedly.}'' | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apologetically}'' No, wait, The Cheat, come back! | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{apologetically}'' No, wait, The Cheat, come back! ''{The Cheat comes back}'' Will you, um, fix me some.. mustard crackers? |
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}'' | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{angry The Cheat noises}'' | ||
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== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
- | + | *When Strong Bad says "Butt's Twelve by Pies," click the screen to see a playbill for a play with the same name, directed by Homsar. | |
- | *When Strong Bad says "Butt's Twelve by Pies" | + | <pre>THEATER |
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- | + | Butt's Twelve By Pies | |
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- | + | A Super-short Play | |
- | + | Directed by Homsar | |
- | + | Starring: | |
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- | + | *Click the Cheatcake at the end to see a box of The [[Cheatcakes]] and a jingle. You can keep closing the box and clicking the Cheatcake to make a round. | |
- | + | :'''SINGER:''' Only liars and thieves eat [[Grumblecakes]], and those people go to prison. Just ask The Cheat! | |
- | + | :'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{subtitled}'' Those people go to prison! | |
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+ | == Fun Facts == | ||
===Real-World References=== | ===Real-World References=== | ||
- | *[ | + | *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellivision Intellivision] was a game console from the Atari 2600 era. |
- | + | *Homestar shouting "Science!" is a possible reference to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_Pyke Magnus Pyke], a UK media figure who attempted to explain science to laypeople and was sampled in Thomas Dolby's song "She Blinded Me with Science." Pyke frequently would proclaim "Science!" | |
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== DVD Version == | == DVD Version == | ||
- | *The Butt's Twelve | + | *The Butt's Twelve By Pies Easter Egg is viewable using the angle button on your DVD remote. |
- | * | + | *You can't make a round with the Cheatcakes jingle anymore. |
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
- | + | *[[HR:sbemail98.html|watch "stupid stuff"]] | |
+ | *[[HR:sbemail98.swf|view the Flash file for "stupid stuff"]] | ||
{{Strong Bad Email}} | {{Strong Bad Email}} | ||
+ | [[Category:Compy 386 Emails]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]] | ||
+ | [[Category:The Cheat Filmography]] |