strongbad email.exe
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The Strong Bad email DVD.
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Contents
Disc One
Disc One contains Strong Bad Emails #1-50
Its bonus features include:
- The three new Strong Bad Emails: Greeting Cards, E-mail Birds, and Videro Games
- A video featuring every sbemail intro for emails 1-100.
- A video featuring every scroll button rap except the most recent one.
- A hidden (unfinished) cartoon entitled Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True
Disc Two
Disc Two contains Strong Bad Emails #51-80
Its bonus features include:
- 4 Karaoke videos
- Trogdor!
- Nite Mamas
- Dangeresque
- Fhqwhgads
- A live-action video for Taranchula's "Moving Very Slowly" (directed by "Teeg Dougland")
- A puppet-style video for Homestar's "Secret Song"
- A hidden video of Gary from Limozeen playing the Cheatar.
Disc Three
Disc Three contains Strong Bad Emails #81-100
Its bonus features include:
- "Lots of puppet stuff!"
- Behind the scenes footage
As well, the DVDs contain 40+ hidden characters/creator commentaries
The DVDs are also region-free, which means they can be played in any country without modifications to the DVD player.
Alleged photos of some of the DVD content can be seen here.
Artwork
DVD Box
Front
Strong Bad's reflection in the screen of the Compy 386, with the text "strongbad_email.exe: the first hundred strong bad emails"
Top
The "No Loafing!" sign.
Back
The (unbroken!) Tandy 400 with the following text typed on it, along with three yellow sticky notes.
a> run "dvd description" 3 full DVDs including the first 100 Strong Bad emails with all of the hidden scenes and other easter eggs intact! a>
The first sticky note reads "4 karaoke tracks! puppet stuff! 3 unreleased emails!"
The second sticky note reads "tons of bonus, hidden, and never before seen stuff!"
The third is the "DORKS!" sticky from the vacation email.
Left Side
The strongbad_email.exe logo
Bottom
Continuation of the front of the box.
DVD Sleeves
Disc One
Front
Profile shot of Strong Bad's head, with the text "disc one: emails 1-50"
Side
Text reading "strongbad_email.exe disc 1"
Interior
Text reading "Disc One" and featuring a list of all the names of sbemails 1-50 plus bonus features.
Background features various screenshots from emails 1-50
DVD
Picture of floppy disc with the label "strongbad_email.exe disc one"
Back
Profile shot of Sir Strong Bad's head
Disc Two
Front
Profile shot of Stinkoman's head, with the text "disc two: emails 51-80"
Side
Text reading "strongbad_email.exe disc 2"
Interior
Text reading "Disc One" and featuring a list of all the names of sbemails 51-80 plus bonus features.
Background features various screenshots from emails 51-80
DVD
Picture of floppy disc with the label "strongbad_email.exe disc two"
Back
Profile shot of the children's book/flashback Strong Bad's head
Disc Three
Front
Profile shot of Senor Cardgage's head, with the text "disc three: emails 81-100"
Side
Text reading "strongbad_email.exe disc 3"
Interior
Text reading "Disc Three" and featuring a list of all the names of sbemails 51-80 plus bonus features and credits for all the DVDs.
Background features various screenshots from emails 81-100
DVD
Picture of floppy disc with the label "strongbad_email.exe disc three"
Back
Profile shot of the Strong BadZone Strong Bad.
Transcripts
Disc One FBI Warning
{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors. Homestar walks in and gives the text a glace}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: BORING!
{Homestar walks away}
Disc One Intro
{A 3D rendered Strong Bad enters the computer room}
STRONG BAD: And all the ladies say "Strong bad is on point"
{Strong Bad throws the lightswitch and a lightswitch rave starts up with The System is Down}
STRONG BAD: WAH! {shuts off switch} Wrong switch. {starts walking toward the Compy 386} Oh, my mouth tastes like... DVDs.
{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad, singing to himself, and we can see Strong Sad peering in from the other room}
STRONG BAD: Hey The Cheat.
{Strong Bad kicks The Cheat into Strong Sad}
THE CHEAT: GAAAHHH!
STRONG SAD: DOUGLAS!
{Cut to Strong Bad, who starts to sit down}
STRONG BAD: Oh yes! And the foul! The Paper, show these morons what to do.
{The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, Strong Bad turns to the camera}
STRONG BAD: Uh, The Paper, I think you're going to have to spell it out better for these simpletons. Apparently, they're not quite grasping it.
{A Paper comes up from the bottom of the screen reading "Make your selection and mash GO, moron!"}
STRONG BAD: Whoa! Bottom-feeding paper! There's something you don't see every day!
Bonus Menu
{Cut to the living room, where The Cheat is hanging out in the crisper drawer and Strong Mad is watching TV. The Cheat makes some The Cheat noises}
STRONG MAD: Did you just say bonus stuff?
{Cut to the Trodgor arcade cabinet screen, which has the menu selections. After about 30 seconds, Strong Bad cuts in.}
STRONG BAD: Alright, choosy! Time's up! I'm playing Trogdor! {starts up a Trogdor game} Oh yeah, don't stop a-squishin'! {Trogdor gets killed} Oh man. {The game over screen shows} What?! What's wrong with this stupid game?
{Strong Bad hits the cabinet, returning the screen to its original state}
Disc Two FBI Warning
{The same standard FBI text appears on the screen. Homestar walks up, and looks at the warning. Homestar then spits a couple Teddy Grahams at the warning, and they stick}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: There. That's better!
{Homestar walks away}
Disc Two Intro
{Cut to the computer desk, which has the old, taped-up Tandy 400 on it}
STRONG BAD: Hey there, old girl. Lookin' good {Strong Bad points out the window} Hey, what's what over there? {Strong Bad violently knocks the Tandy off the computer desk, and replaces it with the Compy 386} Now lay it on me, 386! {the 386 starts up} Oh, I love that little song.
{The Paper comes down with the menu options. After about 30 seconds, the Tandy 400 and Bad Graphics Ghost appear from the top of the screen}
STRONG BAD: GAH! GET OUT OF HERE, PIXEL GHOST!
{The Bad Graphics Ghost floats away}
STRONG BAD: Whew, that was a close one.
Fun Facts
- The art for the three DVD covers (Strong Bad, Stinkoman, and Senor Cardgage) looks reminicent of the art on the Star Wars Trilogy on VHS. That set also featured a different half-face on each cover: Darth Vader, Yoda, and a Storm Trooper. (It could just be a coincidence. Strong Bad does have many faces.)
- The "Oh... my mouth tastes like... DVD" is a reference to morning routine, where Strong Bad says "my mouth tastes like... e-mail...".
